27-08-2002 18:42									#181
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[Few seconds later after bartender left the drink near sleeping body]

*Serb smell the air*
- YOURSH!!!!!!!!
*Grab the glass and drink it quickly*
- Wtf was that? A dart!!!
-Barmen, the warning has been given. Say good buy to your shop. Pizdec, tvoei zabegalovke feldshir dinosavrovii."
- QQQ next time stick the sign better. You know, the wind has gone it away.
-DD, let me introduce my little freind.
* took the package he put on table, open it. It's some kind of strange looking device. He make few manipulations and this thing turns into deadly looking flamethower*
- It's "OOM" "Ognemet Ohuyitelnoi Moshnosti" mark 2. A pretty nice toy, a Russian invention of course.
*Bartender piss in his pants*
-Time to warm this place dude. I hate how you make "Yoursh". You put to much beer and too little Vodka.
*Point flamethower on karaoke*

-And I hate karaoke too.
*burst*

	27-08-2002 18:46									#182
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Serb's bomb turns out to be a dud and he gets shot with another dart for his trouble

	27-08-2002 19:00									#183
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-Not this time bartender, not this time. Siberian alcoholics gain immunity to all forms of poisons, if they survived first time. I guess you never heard about this?
*Point flametrower to bartender and sing: Fight fire with fire"
-Didn't I tell you that someday you will pay for Sevastopol? Time to pray DD. I'll give you five seconds.
-one
....
-four
.....

	27-08-2002 19:01									#184
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Shat. This morning when I took out the thermometre from my armpit and it said 18 degrees Celsius, I just knew this day would turn out bad. Should've stayed in bed.

	27-08-2002 19:03									#185
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It's OK, Kass. I filled his flamethrower with liquid soap while he was out the first time.

	27-08-2002 19:05									#186
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Now here's some more vodka, Serb. Go over there and stop pestering the customers.

	27-08-2002 19:07									#187
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hmm...vodka? Pure vodka? Not some kind of piss with juce?
*down's his flamethower a little, looks interested*

	27-08-2002 19:08									#188
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Well it didn't matter really. I died last night. Not a big change really. I'm a bit numb here and there... it's pretty cool, both literally and psychologically. I can dive for awesome lengths and stuff like bullets are just a nuisance.

	27-08-2002 19:20									#189
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*point flamethrower on strange looking figure*
-Excuse me sir, but who the f*ck are you? A spectre, a ghost, a zombie, the Frankenstain?
*Turns to bartender*
-So, you said something about vodka. Nice move bartender. So, is it pure vodka or what? I'm start to losing my paitience.

	27-08-2002 19:27									#190
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Pure Russian Vodka. Just delivered. Now go over there and stop bothering the customers, if you want it.

	27-08-2002 19:34									#191
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What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

	27-08-2002 19:36									#192
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I just chatted with a friend... I disagreed with him a bit. He's reply was, "do you think this is a good day to die?" He's in for a little surprise.

	27-08-2002 19:37									#193
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quote: Pure Russian Vodka. Just delivered. Now go over there and stop bothering the customers, if you want it.

-Russian? Exellent!!!
*drinks a half of the bottle*
-Nice, really nice, pure Russian.
*Put two bottles in his pokets*
- Ooops....bartender. I think I need to go in bathroom. Where is the boy's room?

*bartender points direction*

*Serb, while walking*
-You know, your place isn't so bad after all. At least you have real vodka. Fix the jukebox, I would like to hear Soviet hymn later.
**

	27-08-2002 19:40									#194
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

*voice from WC*
-YOURSHhhhhhh.
*caugh*

	27-08-2002 19:44									#195
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia What would you recommand as a drink for someone a bit dead?

I'm sure that I could scrounge up a ressurection scroll if you want.

	27-08-2002 19:55									#196
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quote: I'm sure that I could scrounge up a ressurection scroll if you want.

Oh yes, the Infinitely Large Storeroom would prolly have that (and I could ask some kind soul to cast a Life spell too).
Thanks for the suggestion, but since this is a once-in-a-life - err, deathtime experience, I think I'll try it out for a bit.

	27-08-2002 20:43									#197
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**Tia walks in pulling her talons out**

Dino.....Kass.....someone help!!! I have the most horrible case of the **flames the bar stool** Ugggghhhhh hiccups and I can't **hiccup****flames her toes** stop!!

Plllllleeeasse **hiccup and flames table and chair** make them STOP!!! Seriously I've tried everything and have had them for about 20 minutes and they won't freeeking **hiccup.......flames shoot across the bar** stop

	27-08-2002 20:53									#198
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*sneaks up behind Tiamat*

BOO!

	27-08-2002 21:01									#199
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**screams and jumps five feet in the air while flames shoot all over the place**

Kass! You silly little man don't you know to never, ever..........wait.....yes I think.........

**grabs Kass and kisses him smack on the mouth**

You did it! Thank you so much. I couldn't get them to stop for anything! Ahhhhhhhh well since it's my daughters birthday.....let me by a round for the house.

4 buckets of wood, 12 puffs, 2 salty seamen and a bucket of coal please.

	27-08-2002 23:44									#200
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quote: ...2 salty seamen...

AAAACK!

*Dives behind bar*

	28-08-2002 02:20									#201
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*drops platinum pyramid on Mao*

Tia! Haven't seen you around in a while... How have you been... *dodges hiccup*

*Give Kass a Life Scroll, which unfortunately he can't use sicne he is incorporeal*

*continues sipping non-leperous drink*

	28-08-2002 06:02									#202
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**Gives Tiamat her order minus the seamen**

Sorry. You'll have to find that on your own.

	28-08-2002 08:31									#203
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*Drunk voice from rest room*
-Mimo ostovaaa na strezhennn,
na prostooor rechnoy volniiii
Viplyvaliiiiii raspisnieeeee
Stenki Raaaazina chelniiii.

* Somebody scream's in panic*
-He's comming back, call 911.

	28-08-2002 19:26									#204
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Hands the stinking, Russian drunk another pint of vodka.

	28-08-2002 19:46									#205
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In the Morning, nothing better than a with a piece of a good .... Ah....

	28-08-2002 19:50									#206
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the stinking russian drunk is a serb?

	28-08-2002 20:22									#207
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Enough De'ath for me. Someone read this for me?
*holds up the Life Scroll SS gave him*

	28-08-2002 20:49									#208
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Enough De'ath for me. Someone read this for me? *holds up the Life Scroll SS gave him*

Hey! you can't hold up anything! your dead and are inanimate.

*H Tower takes lighter and burns scroll*

	28-08-2002 21:41									#209
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That wasn't nice...I'll be hiding in the Dutch section, if anyone needs me(she'll never look for me there!)

	28-08-2002 22:17									#210
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quote: Originally posted by CapitanGarlic That wasn't nice...

since when has the coffee shop been nice?

*H Tower pulls out new scroll and reads it*
"keskustelevat siitä että mistä keskustelusta oikein onkaan kysymys eivätkä keskustelun todellisesta aiheesta! "

I bet I didn't pronounce a singel word right!


*Kasi begins a new life as a Canadien with a hatred of all things Finnish*