07-10-2002 22:31									#1
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moderate chronic asthma

allergies (cats, dogs, horses, cattle, sheep, dust, mold, mildew, mango, passion fruit, extreme cold)

mild to moderate depression

overweight 100 pounds (5 stone, 45.5 kilos)

slight midrange hearing loss (not caused by listening to loud noises, which causes high-range hearing loss)

foot pain (I need arch support but I don't have flat feet)

athelete's foot

warts

acne (on my arms and legs)

skin tags (non-cancerous skin growths)

injured tail bone (sowrker switched chairs with me and I sat down without looking--my chair had a shock absorber, his didn't, and I sat down hard)

sore knuckles (possibly carpal tunnel syndrome)

excema on my elbows

occassional hemeroids


It's a wonder I'm still in one piece.

Edit: forgot tinnitis, acid reflux, always tired

Last edited by chegitz guevara on 08-10-2002 at 18:27

	07-10-2002 22:34									#2
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you need to start exercising , most of this would go away.

	07-10-2002 22:39									#3
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Eww.

Good lord, someone call the CDC!

	07-10-2002 22:40									#4
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I am very short-sighted, but thats easily corrected by my contact lenses. Unfortunately I cant get disposables in my prescription though.

Also I seem to be getting allergies in spring lately. I was never allergic before, but in the last couple of years I have had some sneezing and coughing.

Apart from that Im pretty healthy.

	07-10-2002 22:40									#5
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wine is red
poison is blue
strychnine is good
for what's aylin' you!

(fuzztones)

	07-10-2002 22:43									#6
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LOL - paiktis

Man, this thread is for old ppl. You know, the one's who come over and whisper about their chronic gas...

	07-10-2002 22:50									#7
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yeah checitz you old fart

	07-10-2002 22:52									#8
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I'm not that old.

	07-10-2002 22:53									#9
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i know im kidding

	07-10-2002 22:53									#10
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He's just old in body, not in mind.

	07-10-2002 22:54									#11
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Even young farts have ailments. What are yours?

	07-10-2002 22:56									#12
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They're for me to know, and nobody else to find out!

	07-10-2002 22:58									#13
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Oh go on.

	07-10-2002 23:08									#14
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ok sorry for hijacking your thread. err thread jacking your..err thread.

occasionaly i have very minor knee pains from an old knee injury. they get to me when i try to lift something very very heavy and when i dance some greek dances intensly.

	07-10-2002 23:12									#15
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mines to depressing....
actually I think I have mild to moderate depression as well.

	07-10-2002 23:19									#16
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Depression,
Lower-Back pain,
Upper-Neck pain,
Chronic headaches,
Nearsightedness,
Astigmatism,
Seasonal allergies (who doesn't?),
Occasional muscle spasms *twitch, twitch*

Me = 21 yrs old

I R being all effed up.

	07-10-2002 23:23									#17
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Astigmatism
Depression and Anxiety (depersonalization disorder)
the beginnings of arthritis.
Alcoholism
Mild hay fever

	07-10-2002 23:43									#18
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Myopia.
Psoriasis. Hi, flakey bits!
Buggered cartilage and a very moody cruciate ligament in left knee. Ow. Ow.
A (benign) tumour the size of a golf ball in the bone of my right humerus.
S.A.D.. That's fun. I love spending 6 months of the year in a foul mood.
Athlete's foot. I am the fungus magnet.

	07-10-2002 23:45									#19
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Oh yes. My hearing is buggered by the rock'n'roll. Tinnitus, high-end loss, the works.

	07-10-2002 23:47									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia I am very short-sighted, but thats easily corrected by my contact lenses. Unfortunately I cant get disposables in my prescription though. Also I seem to be getting allergies in spring lately. I was never allergic before, but in the last couple of years I have had some sneezing and coughing. Apart from that Im pretty healthy.

Must resist obvious joke.

I'm too nice.

	07-10-2002 23:49									#21
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Athletes foot

Borderline asthmatic (if judged by lung capacity, however no allergic response and normal salbutamol reversibility)

Allergic to Lynx deodorant

Slightly overweight

A sudden outbreak of warts on my hand

Sebacious cyst on left shoulder (approx 2cm diameter)

Otitis externa (eczema like condition of the outer ear)

Quite trivial things really, certainly nothing that would alter my life (the worst is the otitis externa, which would require painkillers if severe, and causes a constant discharge).

Apart from that, no lifechanging allergies or conditions...

	07-10-2002 23:50									#22
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Like Cali, very short-sighted. (In every meaning of the word) Thanks to some lenses the cost of the Hoover dam I'm completely perfect vision. Sometimes I can use my eyes to zap bugs.

Oh and I get dandruff quite quickly when I forget to wash my hair for a while.

	07-10-2002 23:52									#23
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi Must resist obvious joke. I'm too nice.

Youre too kind.

	07-10-2002 23:55									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison A sudden outbreak of warts on my hand

Warts or callouses?

Seriously though, they are eisily treated. The doctor can freeze them off a couple of times and they wont come back.

	08-10-2002 00:00									#25
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Che- you mention that you're allergic to extreme cold.

Does this allergy manifest itself as your extremities turning black, then going gangrenous? Or by your developing hypothermia?

	08-10-2002 00:15									#26
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Near-sighted,

Occassionally I hear a high pitched ring when there is no obvious source (what's the name for this? I forget...)
I blame that on my infrequent club hopping bouts as a circuit queen.

There is something fuuked up with my left knee. It aches at times and can sometimes be mildly painful. I blame that on my kung fu lessons.

My wrists crack (like when you crack your fingers) and my neck cracks at times. The wrists have been doing that for as long as I can remember. The neck started after I started working in retail, standing up straight for long hours pretending to like customers I hated.

Wisdom teeth are coming in....

In extreme cases (extreme drunkness, extreme lack of sleep) I get low scale visual and audio hallucinations. Nothing freaky really...hard to describe.

Oh, and I think I'm allergic to dogs at really high concentrations. One or two dogs, I'm fine. But when I lived with seven of the creatures, I woke up sneezing every morning for a year.

	08-10-2002 00:16									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia Warts or callouses? Seriously though, they are eisily treated. The doctor can freeze them off a couple of times and they wont come back.

They are warts as they are on the soft parts of my hands in little points, they have just shot up over the weekend. They aren't serious but unsightly. I wonder if I have shaken hands with someone I shouldn't have done

	08-10-2002 00:17									#28
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Ice cubes make him break out in hives.

I once knew a kid who used to break out in hives when a bee stung him. Then one day the bees started living in the hives. When they ran out of hives, they would sting him again and make new hives. I hear he makes a good living off the honey though.

	08-10-2002 00:19									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison They are warts as they are on the soft parts of my hands in little points, they have just shot up over the weekend. They aren't serious but unsightly. I wonder if I have shaken hands with someone I shouldn't have done

Probably. In any case, the best way to get rid of them is to freeze em off.

	08-10-2002 00:20									#30
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Or pick at 'em.