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I refer you to my previous comment. You join the ranks of JT. Your motivations are prolly the same, just jealous that I'm young, and you clearly aren't. Can you still get it 'up' naturally? Or do you pull a Dole, and take out the viagra?
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Little 1 tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:
"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."
Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:
"Hark! A pigeon ****! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, ****! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"
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I am copying/pasting from elsewhere and changing the names.
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Asher don't worry, I assumed so, I didn't think JT would actually be that creative.
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Sorry horsie, but I don't go for the pooch flaps of mercy, Asher is right.
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