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Chieftain
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Jan 1970
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YAYAYAYAY! Almost 500!

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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I dare a mod to close this at 499...

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Well that would be an example of bad modding! And I would just make another thread with the title "what makes a bad mod?" a mirror question to Monkieboi's.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Tsk, we all know copycat threads get deleted faster than jimmytrick can lick Bush's boots!

Ming is offline Ming
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Jan 1970
time: 23:23
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If all you are going to talk about is getting this thread to 500... then it's just all spam, and will be closed LONG before 500 And that's an example of perfect Modding.



So keep it up...

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Jan 1970
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Notice how all my former 'rivals' have run away after they knew they've been had. =P I'll hold that over their heads for forever and a day. And now they can't respond...for fear they might further my goal to 500, so I'm assuming they must be eating their hats right now in pure agony!

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No... you've the one that's been had, you just don't know it...

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There goes that theory, maybe they'll just post anyway. Ironically proving their own lack of intelligence. lol

Lung is offline Lung
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I would rather be young than old.


Well, perhaps you would like to do us all a favour and die young, then?

No, wait, who would man the McDonalds drive-thru?

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Not to mention that I was sober.


So what's your excuse? You were born an idiot?

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I actually prolly wouldn't mind dying young. What is there to look forward to anyway? Baldness? Impotence? Grey Hair? A wrinkley tool? And if I'm dead, then none of that would matter anyway, or anything for that matter, becuase my conciousness would cease to exsist. I wouldn't even know I did exsist.

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I'll hold that over their heads for forever and a day.


What, are you bringing a ladder? Grow some pubes and a few inches and you'll be able to do it yourself

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Actually with the testing I've taken, I fit into the 94th % when it comes to intelligence. At least in math. My SAT's weren't great though, only an 1160, I wanted to take them again.

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Eew, if it was a choice I would have skipped pubic hair entirely.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
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Eew, if it was a choice I would have skipped pubic hair entirely.


I thought you did

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Tsk, we all know copycat threads get deleted faster than jimmytrick can lick Bush's boots!


Bastage.

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I actually prolly wouldn't mind dying young. What is there to look forward to anyway? Baldness? Impotence? Grey Hair? A wrinkley tool? And if I'm dead, then none of that would matter anyway, or anything for that matter, becuase my conciousness would cease to exsist. I wouldn't even know I did exsist.


Oh, i dunno. Perhaps learning that there's more to life than ****ing? Then again, you're better off not knowing everyone thinks you're the village idiot

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I'll pretend to care what people that I don't care about on a gaming off topic internet forum, think...later. I honestly look down on most of the people here.

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Hi, AH. I hope you don't mind me sticking up for you. Not that you need any help

I bet the cop enjoyed giving this bloke a ticket My faith in justice is restored

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Nov 1999
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This is incredible.

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I honestly look down on most of the people here.


*pats 1 on the head*

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I'll pretend to care what people that I don't care about on a gaming off topic internet forum, think...later. I honestly look down on most of the people here.


So why is thread populated mostly by your posts? I only come here once in a blue moon to troll for tools

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Touch and I'll sue for child molestation you old pervert.

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Lung, than that explains your complete stupidity. If you were really against me, you wouldn't have posted at all. I wont tell you why, I hope you can figure it out by yourself.

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This is the most amazing thread in the history of Apolyton.

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How many times had this thread changed topics? Well I guess that's the point of it being in the off topic forum. I had no idea I could get away with so much here though. Maybe its because the mods already know I want to be banned. So they aren't banning me out of spite. Or maybe because they realize it would be hypacritical. =P I once asked them to do a PCR for me, I PMed two mods! Neither responded. Its like they go out of their way not to please the people!

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Six year-old Little 1 walked into a saloon and said to the barmaid, "Give me a Scotch on the rocks."

"You're just a kid," said the barmaid. "Do you want to get me in trouble?"

"Maybe in a couple of years," replied Little 1. "But in the meantime, I'd still like that Scotch

So the barmaid peed in his mouth and then used the Scotch tape to shut him up.

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Oh please, you're prolly one of those old dewds that doesn't miss their youth cuz it sucked anyway. Sorry man, but while you wasted yours, I'm living mine. *tear* Ya, I *almost* feel for you.

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Touch and I'll sue for child molestation you old pervert.


Isn't it time you put your Pokemon cards away or fed your pet rock or something?

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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered Little 1.

May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, Little 1 whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?" Again Little 1 whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes", whispered Little 1, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered Little 1.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper", answered the whispering Little 1.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice Little 1 answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, Little 1 replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"

 
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