24-10-2002 23:42									#361
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When I was a dumb ass teen I got drunk once in little town just accross the state line. We were cruising the main drag. I was pissed a my girl friend cause she wasn't home when I went to pick her up. (she was married but thats another story). So when she came by in another car with a load of girls, I turned around and chased them in my Z-28 Camero. Problem was the little town patrolman got behind me. I was headed out of town and directly to the state line so I took off. Out ran him, but he radioed the highway patrol in my state to pick me up at the state line. But they were late getting there.

So now I had ditched the police but that b1tch was still riding around and I had to deal with her so I turned around and went back across the state line and right into main street. Couldn't find her and I had to pee really bad so I pulled into their little park and stopped by the flagpole. I got out of the car and pissed on that flagpole. About that time the little patrolman sneaks up behind me with his gun drawn and tells me to put my hands up. I put one up, but the other was busy. Anyway, I got locked up for drunk driving and speeding, 145 in a 35. The guy said, man, you were really handling that car good. I was too drunk to walk straight.

Anyhow, I got mom and dad to bail me out. And then I went and found that girl.

But one thing I didn't do was b1tch about the ticket.

You lamers.

	24-10-2002 23:48									#362
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You 110 mph over, WHILE DRUNK! That's completely your fault. You kept that speed while chasing after someone! I went 32 over, WHILE PASSING SOMEONE! Not to mention that I was sober. So the two situations are hardly comparable.

	24-10-2002 23:50									#363
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Are you still whining about that ticket, 1? I wouldn't be suprised if the judge slaps more fines on you for your attitude if you are this annoying at court.

	24-10-2002 23:53									#364
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Dino, 2 things.... my thread, you don't have to be here, so don't complain about people discussing things you don't like in a thread that isn't even yours. Another thing, I wasn't whining to JT, to classify as that being so, requires you to change the definition and context of the actual word. I was rebutting.

	25-10-2002 00:06									#365
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quote: Originally posted by 1 You 110 mph over, WHILE DRUNK! That's completely your fault. You kept that speed while chasing after someone! I went 32 over, WHILE PASSING SOMEONE! Not to mention that I was sober. So the two situations are hardly comparable.

I agree entirely twerp, that you can hardly be compared to myself or any other over 40s here. We came from a different time when young men were real men who raised real hell and wiped the hall floors with snot nosed "kewl" little whining momma's boys who **** their pants every time a cop pull in behind them or a girl expected them to get a hard on.

	25-10-2002 00:10									#366
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Yeeeeeha! You tell 'er, JT.

	25-10-2002 00:12									#367
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quote: Originally posted by 1 Dino, 2 things.... my thread, you don't have to be here, so don't complain about people discussing things you don't like in a thread that isn't even yours.

Just a minor point of clarification. You don't own threads here. Mark, Dan, Ming, Rah and I do.

	25-10-2002 02:13									#368
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JT, you an old dewd too? You guys just don't intimidate me in the slightest. You had your years, you're old hat now, no one cares about you. Its MY time now, so move over you decrepid has been.

	25-10-2002 02:20									#369
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You tell 'em, 1. Old farts.

	25-10-2002 02:21									#370
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I like this thread.

	25-10-2002 02:31									#371
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Jimmy, DinoDoc, and MtG

	25-10-2002 02:39									#372
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quote: Originally posted by 1 JT, you an old dewd too? You guys just don't intimidate me in the slightest.

You don't rise to the level of being worth intimidating. You're just here for our entertainment. Oh, and to ask us if we'd like ketchup with that order of fries.

quote: Its MY time now, so move over you decrepid has been.

Go get 'em, tiger.


He sloww, ain't you older than even Ming?

	25-10-2002 02:43									#373
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MtG, you are making wild assumptions about my financial situation. Since yes, I am dependent on my parents, they ARE my financial situation. My father alone prolly makes more in a year than you have in your lifetime. You have any idea what you are attacking? I have as much chance of being poor as the sun has of blowing up tomorrow.

	25-10-2002 02:46									#374
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no, he and rah are about 10 months older than I.


Speaking of Ming and Rah,

	25-10-2002 02:47									#375
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quote: Originally posted by 1 MtG, you are making wild assumptions about my financial situation. Since yes, I am dependent on my parents, they ARE my financial situation. My father alone prolly makes more in a year than you have in your lifetime. You have any idea what you are attacking? I have as much chance of being poor as the sun has of blowing up tomorrow.

Oh..... My..... God.......

Kep raking in those speeding tickets, you'll find out real fast it isn't how fast you make it, it's how fast you spend it.

	25-10-2002 02:51									#376
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Your daddy makes more? Oh, I missed that.
I was feeling kind of bad for you when Ming made you cry yesterday, but.. your daddy makes more???
WTF does that have to do with you?

	25-10-2002 02:53									#377
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand WTF does that have to do with you?

Dad probably got pissed at his son's poor driving and said that he would have to pay it himself.

	25-10-2002 02:59									#378
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Actually no, he honestly didn't mind. And empathized with me.

	25-10-2002 03:01									#379
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quote: Originally posted by jimmytrick: I agree entirely twerp, that you can hardly be compared to myself or any other over 40s here. We came from a different time when young men were real men who raised real hell and wiped the hall floors with snot nosed "kewl" little whining momma's boys who **** their pants every time a cop pull in behind them or a girl expected them to get a hard on.

The boys who, in your eyes, were "snot nosed 'kewl' little whining momma's boys" are the ones who grew up to be successful professionals, married decent girls, and raised good kids.

	25-10-2002 03:09									#380
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quote: Originally posted by 1 MtG, you are making wild assumptions about my financial situation. Since yes, I am dependent on my parents, they ARE my financial situation. My father alone prolly makes more in a year than you have in your lifetime. You have any idea what you are attacking? I have as much chance of being poor as the sun has of blowing up tomorrow.

Who's making wild assumptions about income, honey? When I talked about delivering pizzas and bagging groceries, etc., I was talking about your value (i.e. somewhere between functionally illiterate and quasi-literate teen with an attitide, in other words, not much).

Bragging about how much your daddy makes is first grade level stuff, honey. Especially when you're talking about how you're the one who is so ****-hot. You may as well tattoo "loser" across your forehead now. That way, you can keep your mouth shut and manage to let people know the score, but spare yourself the humiliation of demonstrating just how bad it is.

I simply assumed you were a spoiled sponge, and you've clarified that that is a correct assumption. I never said anything about your economic situation - that's your own limited reading ability, and I frankly don't give a rat's ass. You're mild entertainment on a rare slow day, that's all, but it's easy to get you to rise to the bait. Even Fez is harder to work than you.

"I have as much chance of being poor..." "Oh, Rhett, what shall I do? Where shall I go?"

At least Vivian Leigh had some redeeming qualities.

	25-10-2002 03:11									#381
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Woo-hoo!

	25-10-2002 03:13									#382
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The very fact you take pleasure in such things makes you a really F*cked up human being. How did you become a mod again?

	25-10-2002 03:16									#383
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quote: Originally posted by AnnC The boys who, in your eyes, were "snot nosed 'kewl' little whining momma's boys" are the ones who grew up to be successful professionals, married decent girls, and raised good kids.

Or yuppie cokeheads, trust fund pukes, accountants for Enron, politicians and other vermin with an inflated sense of entitlement. Being a hellraiser, or a school hall snob isn't really a future determinant of success. Plenty of each type go in pretty much every direction later in life.

1 here isn't exactly demonstrating he has much potential to do anything other than what mommy or daddy set up for him.

	25-10-2002 03:17									#384
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Go MtG!

	25-10-2002 03:20									#385
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Oh this is too much... he started the thread to whine about how unfair it all was, and how the fine was excessive... And he just had daddy pay it for him...

	25-10-2002 03:20									#386
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Ugh, I just want my thread to hit 500, waving the flames so much takes too much work. I'm surprised I was able to get a mod to pick up half my work. Shank u guys. But I have to give up the comp right now, c u later.

	25-10-2002 03:22									#387
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Puts the less in Worthless, doesn't he?

	25-10-2002 03:23									#388
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quote: Originally posted by 1 The very fact you take pleasure in such things makes you a really F*cked up human being. How did you become a mod again?

If you weren't such a loud-mouthed twerp who whined so vocally about being picked on because you got nailed speeding, and then started bragging about how great you were, you wouldn't even be noticeable.

Look at yourself - sitting on an internet forum telling other people they have no life, while bragging about how set you are because of how much your daddy makes?

Maybe I should get in touch with my touchy-feely liberal side and figure you were weaned too early (well, you really haven't been yet ) and your attitude is just a lonely cry for attention and love.

Naaah, not worth the effort.

	25-10-2002 03:25									#389
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quote: Originally posted by 1 Ugh, I just want my thread to hit 500, waving the flames so much takes too much work. I'm surprised I was able to get a mod to pick up half my work. Shank u guys. But I have to give up the comp right now, c u later.

See ya around. Just because we're mods doesn't mean we don't enjoy a good troll.

	25-10-2002 03:28									#390
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Especially when it is so easy to get a rise out of him.

Every time he posts it just makes him look even more whiney...

This is classic stuff...