18-11-2002 12:13									#1
	Americans! All we have to do is convert to Islam and the terrorist attacks will stop! Get a bigger avatar today!

Source: Al Queda.

I say its worth it.

All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives.

According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.

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	18-11-2002 13:04									#2
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When I first heard about this, I couldn't stop laughing! I can't believe that even al Jezeer would accept that this letter they received was legitimate. I seriously doubt that bin Laden or any of his high-ranking cronnies is stupid enough to believe that this conversion could happen. It's clear to me that some nut job (ample supply of those in the world...) sent in the letter, and al Jezeer seems to have bought it hook-line-and-sinker, along with a lot of other western media outlets. I'm sorry, but what a load of crap!

I vote banana!

	18-11-2002 13:09									#3
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Hasn't this been closed yet?

	18-11-2002 13:42									#4
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Yes let's...and let American culture do to Islam what it did to Christianity...

	18-11-2002 14:12									#5
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Make it a psychotic living joke?

	18-11-2002 14:33									#6
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yeah, convert to islam lol, that would make the western world so great

	18-11-2002 23:09									#7
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Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try

	18-11-2002 23:17									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident Islam is a religion of peace. I say we give it a try

Thats very Christian of you

	18-11-2002 23:22									#9
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Think of the beer companies! and the pork producers!!!
What will hapen to Jimmy Dean, and souther barbecue? Think of the Hams, think of the beer, the Jim bean, the Rum, Vodka and so forth! You monster!

And having to pray five times daily! Its hard enough to go twice a year to church, if one goes at all. And even the most relegious go what, 3 times a week, maybe once evry day? So five times of prayer a day! And think of what horrible mineret music we would play! Ohhh, and don;t count on our ability to find the right way to point to Mecca. Hell, people can point to the nearest ocean, far less Mecca. And then you have to fast for the day druing an entire month...what does that do to the fast food industry during Ramadan?

And think of all that welfare! Alms for the poor..why that nothing more then the redistribution of wealth! Mohammed was a commie!

And then think of 280 million Americans and thier pilgrimage. yeah, you think they hate us in Saudi arabia now...

It would never work. We must demand tht our savior the mighty banana comes to save us.

	18-11-2002 23:25									#10
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Hey, I was tempted to convert to Judaism so I could eat in the Kosher dining hall instead of my normal campus dining hall, as their food was all-around superior. If I'd do it for food, why not this?

	18-11-2002 23:25									#11
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My belief in invisible, flying pink bunnies prevents me from converting to a belief in old, omniscience, beardy guys.

	18-11-2002 23:29									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Jac de Molay My belief in invisible, flying pink bunnies

How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?

	18-11-2002 23:30									#13
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Ye of little faith. Burn him!

	18-11-2002 23:31									#14
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc How could they be both invisible and pink at the sametime?

I suppose the same way God could be himself and his son and the holy spook at the same time.

	18-11-2002 23:32									#15
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Boris is a bore.

	18-11-2002 23:33									#16
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I shall never convert to any belief system that limits my rights as a devout omnivore.

And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.

	18-11-2002 23:34									#17
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Oh, sorry, I forgot the ubiquitous smilies:

	18-11-2002 23:36									#18
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quote: Originally posted by GePap And they only let Jewish students eat Kosher? How discriminatory. Good thing you moved to NY.

Not really, it was a joke.

Still, I would have felt funny eating there all the time and not actually being Jewish. I was afraid of it seeming disrespectful.

	18-11-2002 23:40									#19
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From The gospel of Gepap: Meals 13:41

And God said unto Man:
" You shall enjoy the fruits of MY labors. And you shall eat all the creatures of the plain, and of the forests, and of the jungles, and of the seas, and of the rives and lakes, and all the plant that dwell in this world, and even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge I have given you. And you will grow fat and lazy and happy."

AMEN.

	18-11-2002 23:44									#20
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Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?

	18-11-2002 23:49									#21
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quote: even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge

See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?

	18-11-2002 23:49									#22
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This is beginning to sound like Christmas dinner round ours.

	18-11-2002 23:51									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: even things that do not yet exists, which you shall create out of the knwoledge See, God even foresaw the Twinkie. How can anyone doubt his existence?

Infidel, this passage is refering to soy products, not the manufactured desserts. Those are devil spawn.

	18-11-2002 23:53									#24
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger Would Al Queda be satisfied with a mass conversion, or would we also have to cut the hands off of thieves and splash acid on women who aren't "properly" clothed and all that jazz?

I believe that acid is still very much left up to the conscience of the individual believer.

I think that they might be satisfied by a mass suicide followed by a spot of lunch.


Jazz truely the work of the infidel arse ticklers

	18-11-2002 23:54									#25
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Sorry Boris:

God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods.

Soy products?

	19-11-2002 00:37									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident Source: Al Queda. I say its worth it. All we have to do is convert in a mass ceremony. It is obviously worth it to save lives. According to Al Queda though, we also have to stop our support of Israel. But that is easy enough.

I rather die, then denounce Iesus.

Just pull a gun out on me. I'll just start saying the Creed... IN LATIN!

	19-11-2002 01:19									#27
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@ this whole thread.

-Arrian

	19-11-2002 01:21									#28
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Would US then have islamic rednecks?

	19-11-2002 01:23									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Would US then have islamic rednecks?

Isn't that essentially what Al Queda is, albeit better-funded?

	19-11-2002 01:23									#30
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Sorry Boris: God was speaking of twinkies, and Ho Hos and Debby Cakes and all sorts of other glorious non-foods. Soy products?

You will burn in the fires of Boca Hell for your misinterpretation of this passage.