03-04-2003 18:07									#211
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*Don Plaguátes wakes up in a corner*

"I am born again. I will no longer be a Don. I am just Giovanni the saved! I feel so refreshed and new... Can it be the wine or can it be the holiness? I want to become a saint and go out preaching to the heathens and help them forgiving their brothers and those who are slaying them... and drink them to his holiness... "

*Giovanni grabs a young lad, who is sitting half asleep *

"You can be my follower and guide me to the heathens!
I will reward you, but not as much as God will reward you. Come... let's go out and save the pueblos "

*They leave Madrid the same day...
His younger brother Carlos "El Torro" is taking the Don title in the Plaguátes family. *

OOC:
Deceased Sanchez got a brother too. Shall we call him Anigo Motoya? Could be fun...

	03-04-2003 19:45									#212
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If you do a great job in preaching and converting, I might declare you a saint when I am Pope.

It would be nice If we could start converting people in the main PTW forum to christianity and have the vatican there too, but such needs apporvan from the king.

Cardinal Aidun Cian the older

	04-04-2003 03:21									#213
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Cardinal Cian, once a Pope is put in power, I shall suggest, as Bishop of Castile, that I may be allowed to send my nephew, Fr. Iago Calamari, to missionize to the people of the World Forum.

Cardinal Calamari

	04-04-2003 05:18									#214
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Ermmm, will you mrs want some more beer?
*Nuclearis pushes some cups of beer toward each one*
Hmm, I heard that this title of prince that I received is good, kind of monarchic, no more being called warlord...
proper.
Hmm, got to go now, got some classes to attend at La Academia

	04-04-2003 08:17									#215
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Sure, chap.

Well...actually...I'm a bit peckish. I think I'll have a snack.

Let's see...

The Squid and Steak Platter to start out with, of course...

To start with...give us some beetroot or squash. Mix us some wine (with water). Add some fish sauce to the squash. Bring us radishes - a knife - as well as lettuce and cucumber. We'll have a trotter, blood sausage, and a sow's womb. We'll all have white bread. We'll have the pork shoulder and ham and some mustard, and squid.

Isn't the squid fried yet?

Take round some water to rinse peoples' hands. Bring us yogurt, if you have any, with honey, and some honey pastry.

Anything else?

Oh yes. Some Buffalo Calamari to get us started.

Calamari

	04-04-2003 11:13									#216
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Señor Aidun. I have two cousins interested in marrying your son. They are beautiful girls and know how to behave properly. Both of them have assisted to señor pikesfan School of Etiquette. Their parents are very happy in front of the perspective of entering the Aidun family.

	04-04-2003 20:09									#217
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Hmmm...I have several really splendid looking daughters...and as daughters of the Church, they'd probably make a good match, eh?

Cardinal Calamari

	05-04-2003 01:07									#218
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Cardinal, hope your sons don´t eat as much as you
Joking,
here it goes.
Might I sugest for dessert a good cup of Almonds delight?
A new plate ; It is made of almonds covered with molten sugar, some milk and an apple, all cut apiece and mixed; tastes very well.

	05-04-2003 08:06									#219
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Oh, right. Actually...I was ordering for the whole family. We're all light eaters.

I only ate half the meal. The rest was divided among my twelve sons.

Cardinal Calamari

P.S., that desert looks lovely...Yummmmmmm...

	05-04-2003 20:21									#220
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Wonder why Señor Big Free hasn´t come here for a squid or a bull beef... And I had prepared this special Lunch just for him and his family....
Guess I´ll have to ask some other else to eat it for free...

	05-04-2003 21:43									#221
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Señor Fernandez, I would dearly speak with your cousins and their parents. Please let me know when I can come to visit them.

Cardinal Aidun Cian the older

	05-04-2003 22:27									#222
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I'm sorry Senor Big Free isn't here, Winterus. Guess I'll have to eat his lunch.

	05-04-2003 23:28									#223
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Hey, put my food down! It may have a bit of a chill on it, but it is mine, no?!

Mmmmmmmm; good food that Spain has!

What's for desert? Is there any entertainment for the eyes while the mouth is busy?

Mucho gracias.

	06-04-2003 06:33									#224
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Well, there are the Slave dancers, but it´s their lunch time now...
Lemme call a new lunch for Señor BigFree,as Señor Calamari has already eaten the whole lunch...
Ah, yes, of course, we have this new dessert, almonds delight. We don´t have any others yet, besides fruits. We are begining to go after desserts now, as this Monarchic age brings the need to make more refined dishes for the nobles.

	06-04-2003 15:17									#225
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Thank you Señor Nuclearis Winterius the II, the meal is a fine one, especially the desert. Tis good the slave dancer's were feeding at the same time as I, otherwise my eyes would have made me forget the hunger in my belly!

	06-04-2003 22:31									#226
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Slave dancers!! What?! But...this is immoral!

As for the lunch, Senor BigFree, try some of my fried Buffalo Calamari. You'll love the spicy sauce! And here's some wine...

As for dessert, please try one of my canolis.

Cardinal Calamari
Christian Cook

	28-03-2004 22:00									#227
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Ahh, the good ol' days.

	30-03-2004 00:20									#228
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The days of squid and roses...

Anyway, I'm re-opening Iberian Delights. There may not be an Iberia anymore, but something needs to be done to boost the morale of the citizens other than religion. Nothing boosts my morale more than squid.

Senator Calamari

	04-04-2004 17:49									#229
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Oh damn, give me a bottle of this horrible estonian wine... and put some extra alcohol in it, I need to get drunk to forget our shame... :/

	09-04-2004 04:48									#230
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Shame, yes... It is shameful that the government has no idea as to what it shall do... Shameful that Bob is no longer ours... Shameful that the Pope is more powerful than the king, for the line of Togan kings has ended... Shameful that the squid here are so small compared to Bobian squid... Shameful that the wine here is so weak compared to Bobian wine...

	13-04-2004 19:10									#231
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* MrWhereItsAt lands on the Spanish shore in a leaky boat and gratefully pulls himself out, just as the boat finally sinks to the sand against the foamed shore

At last! I think I finally put the hellhound behind me for good.

* MrWhereItsAt observes the chilly, windswept land before him.

So this is our new home.

* MrWhereItsAt shivers and draws his cloak closer to him

Depressing... and so cold. There's only one thing for it.

* MrWhereItsAt heads to the pub, in search of Spaniards who had survived their loss, in search of a soul to share with, perhaps an old soldier with nothing but his stories to show for losing it all, and maybe, just maybe, a sense of belonging and responsibility to warm himself with against that chill, bitter Stormian wind.

	13-04-2004 22:26									#232
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Lookee here, lad.

(places severed head of UnOrthOdOx's first cousin Jimmy on the counter)

There is always hope, brother! Here, I think you might like this for polo or something.

Sgt. Calamari of the Calamari Irregulars

	13-04-2004 23:10									#233
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SrDondeEsta, there is only one way to escape from this horrible land of slavery! Join the forces of Our Lord GOD and you will be redeemed and returned to your homeland! [OOC: Shall we break into open revolt and march on the capital tomorrow IRL?]

Fegusin anelo ogorebanusin Tifana Anede GUDANA!

IFELINA

	14-04-2004 10:00									#234
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quote: Originally posted by civman2000 Fegusin anelo ogorebanusin Tifana Anede GUDANA! IFELINA

* MrWhereItsAt nods hello, but eyes civman warily, recognising in him the old friend with which he formed the AAAC and the 3A2C3 in times long past, but also put on his guard by the speaking in tongues...

Allow me for a moment, History Guy..

* MrWhereItsAt picks up and carefully examines the head.

Nay, this is a cheap knock-off manufactured by Lux slaves to allow the Gormless Old Warts to cash in on the surge in interest in capturing the heads of fiends related to the beast that plagues me, during the war. I have seen many in my time. That jackal is still out there somewhere.

* MrWhereItsAt shivers

I can hear him baying my name....