20-11-2002 19:33									#1
	Tavern "Iberian Delight" - for all your drinks and meals Full PM-box? Change here!

Today's the grand opening of Iberian Delight: our own tavern where we can gossip on the latest and drink away our sorrow. I'll be your bartender. Come in and have a drink!

	21-11-2002 01:03									#2
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Hey bartender... *lookin' at a bowl of Sangria*
Can I have a sip? Oh, wanna hear latest gossip about the Plagiatum clan?

	21-11-2002 01:13									#3
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No you can't. Haha! I'm joking. What a joke I am, eh Right...

*F-PRO wished he hadn't said that*

So, what's up with the Plagiatum clan?

	21-11-2002 01:17									#4
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Well, just my nephew who made noble girl pregnant...
He was to be married into another clan.
They are after his head now! I am easing him down right now.

	21-11-2002 01:21									#5
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So, he made a girl from this clan pregnant, while he was supposed to make a girl pregnant from another clan? Not wise, not wise at all. If only we had a more liberal society...

	21-11-2002 01:23									#6
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I heard all y'all sell is p*ss-warm chango...

that's my brand!

	21-11-2002 01:26									#7
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We certainly do!

*F-PRO gets p*ss warm chango from under the counter*

We've also got them f*cking cold, interested?

	21-11-2002 01:28									#8
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*raising his head after too much sangria*


Uh, my stupid nephew... Just let them slit him open. *hic*
Me and my brothers will come after them with razorsharp spears,
for our bloodvengeance. *gulp*

	21-11-2002 01:30									#9
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quote: Originally posted by F-PRO We've also got them f*cking cold, interested?

we have yet to discovery the secret of Ice; from whence does this sorcery come?

I think you may need to take Plague's keys away from him for his own good

	21-11-2002 01:30									#10
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I think you had one sangria too many

*F-PRO notices he has made little money tonight*

But feel free to take another one!

	21-11-2002 01:32									#11
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wouldn't you know Plague would be drunk when he finally got to King or is that just for his personal avatar?

	21-11-2002 01:37									#12
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quote: Originally posted by ruby_maser we have yet to discovery the secret of Ice; from whence does this sorcery come?

Can you explain the sun in the sky? Do you call it sorcery? Everyone knows it is the work of the gods. So is this beverage which is cold when I take it from the white box of freezing.

	21-11-2002 01:42									#13
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Oh, what awesome maghick. Freezing cold grog?
huh, gimme some... pleasche? I'll have to go home schoon and lie dhown.

	21-11-2002 01:44									#14
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Oh god, we have them every night. Help me drag him out of here.

	21-11-2002 01:49									#15
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I have to go now. I can trust that in this pre-civilization era you won't resort to stealing my belongs. (right...) You can help yourselves if you will.

	21-11-2002 02:00									#16
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quote: Originally posted by F-PRO Oh god, we have them every night. Help me drag him out of here.

Thansch mate... I'll have to become schober by tomorrow.
We should all be preschent at the great family dinner over at the mighty Togash, and fit to discussch pouliticsh with them.

	21-11-2002 05:21									#17
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No drunken wenches for me to club and drag home? Why did I come?

	21-11-2002 06:17									#18
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If this civilization thing gives you this much of a headache then I should go back to my little valley in the Pyrenées where we only drink mountain water.

	21-11-2002 06:42									#19
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Iberian Delight, eh? Hmmm...nicely situated on Madrid's 1st Street, too. Nice place, ya got here...

I have a business proposition, Mr. F. Pro. I am the owner of the company which is the world's largest supplier of calamari, which is one of Spain's favorite foods (and because of this, my fortune has grown to tremendous proportions). I notice that the Iberian Delight does not get it's own supply of calamari, or squid as some of us call it, and I was wondering what you would say to a little deal, providing you with calamari, and me with...money...or free credit...?

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

	21-11-2002 11:47									#20
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Hmm, do you have any of that stuff we drink when we commune with the spirits...? I'm not sure what you would call it, the sound the spirits make when they describe it is so long and guttural I can't repeat it here...

	21-11-2002 14:15									#21
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy I have a business proposition, Mr. F. Pro. I am the owner of the company which is the world's largest supplier of calamari, which is one of Spain's favorite foods (and because of this, my fortune has grown to tremendous proportions). I notice that the Iberian Delight does not get it's own supply of calamari, or squid as some of us call it, and I was wondering what you would say to a little deal, providing you with calamari, and me with...money...or free credit...? Hernan de History Guy Calamari

Because of this damn tax policy of our esteemed leader Togas (whoops, I didn't say that) importing drinks has become very expensive. So if you give your calamari as a gift, I will give you as a gift free drinks at my bar. Gifts have low tax you see...

	22-11-2002 00:38									#22
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(clawing long mustache with bony fingers)

Heh heh, Compadre, that is excellent! I believe this to be the start of a beautiful squid/drink relationship.

I'll have some...sherry!

Gastronome Neecap, my barbarian slave, will have a glass of squid milk. What? No squid milk? Why! He lives on the stuff. Ah well. Once we have this deal going, you'll have plenty of squid milk!

	22-11-2002 01:05									#23
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My good F-PRO, I have a small wine business nearby, and I have some very good roman grape, and if you´d be interested, me might just agree on a fair deal about some high quality wine.
Why don´t you just put something on the table for, let´s say, 15 bowls of wine?
I´ll be waiting for the answer, and as we said in my former land, ´´Bonnu vinnu laetificas cor homnis´´(sorry if it is misspelled),
Adios,
Nuclearis Winterius the first

	22-11-2002 01:57									#24
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*F-PRO serves Hernan his sherry*

Nice doing business with you, Hernan. May you fare well with selling your squids and making a true squid trading empire!


*Turns his head to Nuclear Winter, and looks at him suspiciously*

Now, we don't like people talking some foreign mumbo-jumbo 'round here. So unless you clarify what that bannoh, vannoh... etcetera actually means, I'm not sure I will be willing to do business with you. For all I know, I could be dealing with a spy!

	22-11-2002 02:50									#25
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quote: Originally posted by F-PRO Because of this damn tax policy of our esteemed leader Togas (whoops, I didn't say that) importing drinks has become very expensive. So if you give your calamari as a gift, I will give you as a gift free drinks at my bar. Gifts have low tax you see...

Attempts to circumvent the collection of taxes by barter make no difference to me. The tax will be paid through gold, belongings, or "voluntary" service to your leader.

Taxes will remain on all non-Iberian goods. This has been done to promote our culture and people who make them.

That's it for now. Please give me a bowl of your finest and a large platter of cooked calamari in breaded meal. If the service and food is good, you can forgo payment of taxes this week.

--Togas

	22-11-2002 03:11									#26
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I will get you the best we have, Togas! We recently acquired delicious squids. They are on the house. The comment on taxes was a slip off the tongue, I never meant to criticize your magnificent regime .

	22-11-2002 03:11									#27
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one cup of p*ss warm chango pleasssse

	22-11-2002 03:16									#28
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quote: Originally posted by GodKing one cup of p*ss warm chango pleasssse

The p*ss warm one, eh? The manly version. Good, coming right up.

	22-11-2002 05:07									#29
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Senor F. Pro, I thank you. I have arranged for these deals to go on as they are for a very, very, very long time. Vive la squid!

Senor Togas, speaking of squids, my annual fried calamari tribute should be arriving at any moment...

	22-11-2002 05:23									#30
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Senőr!
Jo soy un Ibero de coracion!
Vinnu´is el nombre de la beverage of small round purple fruit when prepared in a right manner. It gets people to get dizzy!
For el mighty Togas sake! When will you senőres treat us foreigners as Iberos?
You are going to waste one of the best deals of the century! Jo soy the only good wine dealer(and maybe the only) of this street. And madri has only this street!!!!

Responda a migna propuesta, sí?

Nuclearis winterius the I