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Apocalypse
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Lexington, VA: College - Houston, TX: Home
Aug 2005 time: 00:23
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edit: never mind
Last edited by Apocalypse on 08-12-2002 at 10:19
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History Guy
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Reads too many books...
Oct 2001 time: 23:23
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CRASH! The door slams open...a stranger emerges from the cold...inexplicably, snow flakes poor into the room behind him...
There is a gnarled look on his features...he looks up at the barhop, and says, uncovering his gritty face, "I'm back. Yeah, me...I spent a century out there...living only on mindworm meat, nutrients, and longevity packs...It's tough stuff, ya know, but I'm a tough man. So what if I accidentally got seperated from the first scout patrol and walked over a cliff and into the sea and floated to a forgotten continent and what not? I still made my way back, wrestled fungal towers, zapped spores, and chewed worm."
A little whimpy guy approaches..."But whoooo...whoooo are yooooo?"
With a sock of the old fist-let, the guy responds..."History Guy, Talent...and I'm back!"
"What will you have?" asks the barhop...
"Xenobrew..."
(dum dum daaaah!)
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Comrade Tassadar
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy
CRASH! The door slams open...a stranger emerges from the cold...inexplicably, snow flakes poor into the room behind him...
There is a gnarled look on his features...he looks up at the barhop, and says, uncovering his gritty face, "I'm back. Yeah, me...I spent a century out there...living only on mindworm meat, nutrients, and longevity packs...It's tough stuff, ya know, but I'm a tough man. So what if I accidentally got seperated from the first scout patrol and walked over a cliff and into the sea and floated to a forgotten continent and what not? I still made my way back, wrestled fungal towers, zapped spores, and chewed worm."
A little whimpy guy approaches..."But whoooo...whoooo are yooooo?"
With a sock of the old fist-let, the guy responds..."History Guy, Talent...and I'm back!"
"What will you have?" asks the barhop...
"Xenobrew..."
(dum dum daaaah!) |
Talent! HA! You are a talent as much as my pet mindworm is. A talent would write for a newspaper.....
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