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SuperSneak
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In the land of the one-eyed
Jun 2000
time: 21:25
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I propose the following (as a neutral UN observer type):
1) Continue as you have, with an emphasis on speed and diplomatic brevity (Horse will have to stop sampling the virgins offered by border nations and just sign the damn treaty).
2) If #1 fails, Trev can be authorized to unleash his dogs of war and quickly dispense with the lot of you, thereby making time issues moot.
3) All contractions and half-assed grammatical usage will be forbidden from now on, sparing us these scintillating examinations of the written word.
4) Australia will be the recipient of a post-haste airlift of goodwill Bisquick, a food base powder that can be used to make pancakes, waffles, casserole filling, etc. in myriad forms. Of course, this will prove to be an abhorrent foodstuff to Finbar, who will immediately move to Venice, thereby eliminating a lot of other problems I did not have a chance to address in this post.
Carry on.
www.bisquick.com
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deity
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Parrot Towers, Killcare Heights, NSW, Australia
May 1999
time: 14:25
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this funny stuff from the previous nights game:
From King Trevriffic (325 B.C.): best that you can do...........
From King Parrot free zone (325 B.C.): be gentle with him - he's only a kid
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): war report please
From King Blignaut (325 B.C.): Hydey flicked Trev with a towel
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): LOL!
From King Trevriffic (325 B.C.): he has attacked a city, killed 1 phalanx, and has 2 sitting ducks begging for a quick death
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): 
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): hydey, where does this come from?
From Consul Hydey (325 B.C.): he would not have anything to do with peace
From King Parrot free zone (325 B.C.): stop giving deity vicarious thrills!
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): kill kill
From King Blignaut (325 B.C.): stop beating off over the King Chat, Horse!
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): deady bones Tev?
From Consul Hydey (325 B.C.): death
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): make love not war
From Consul Hydey (325 B.C.): I wanted peace but he would have none of it, bloody warmonger
To Consul Hydey, King Parrot free zone, King Trevriffic, King Blignaut (325 B.C.): LOL
From King Parrot free zone (325 B.C.): shut up finbar - I have to gird my loins.......
From Consul Hydey (325 B.C.): you have to find your loins first
From King Blignaut (325 B.C.): keep your damn loins out of this please
From King Trevriffic (325 B.C.): Your land armies did not suffer, it was a quick death
From Consul Hydey (325 B.C.): what about your navy?
From King Parrot free zone (300 B.C.): I never let them near my loins
From King Trevriffic (300 B.C.): your navy will be next in line, lucky that time
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01-03-2003 22:54
what a funny old fellow
There's a character called Spike in the children's series I'm writing at the moment. He reminds me very much of you!
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