29-01-2003 01:18									#1
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The State of the Union address in tonight in the US. Bush is not suppose to give evidence of Iraq connection to al Qaeda, but Powell is suppose to after the address.

What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

	29-01-2003 02:21									#2
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quote: Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

Doubt it.

When is the address? 9pm Eastern?

	29-01-2003 02:27									#3
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I hope Comedy Central does a play-by-play parody of the address. I'm sure Bush will talk about getting his "help the rich" 'stimulus' package passed. He'll probably indirectly blame the democrats for their objection to it. I've heard he won't talk about Iraq, but I don't know what he will be talking about without Iraq. Maybe Homeland Security.... I dunno, because his domestic agenda is crap!

	29-01-2003 02:42									#4
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Predictions:

No one will understand what Bush say, but there will be a lot of applauding and a lot of booing.

Bush will say chicken and Iraq in the same sentence, but not correlate the two.

Bush will hold up his thumb the entire speech.

Cheney will fall asleep.

Some guy standing behind the president will stare into the camera the entire time.

Bush will use the word dictatorship, and start to laugh halfway through the word.

All the women will be wearing red, except for one or two really ugly ones.

We will make a lot of people angry.

Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.

	29-01-2003 02:46									#5
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you forgot one thing... Cheney will have his umpteenth heart-attack during the process... Rumsfeld will smack him on the back and he'll come to

	29-01-2003 03:17									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.

That is soooo ****ing funny

	29-01-2003 03:19									#7
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Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.

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quote: Originally posted by Sava Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAARON!!!!!!!

EDIT: Or, more accurately, Bush's reaction would most likely be "LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA!!!!!!"

	29-01-2003 03:52									#9
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It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...

	29-01-2003 03:55									#10
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quote: Originally posted by DuncanK What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

Pigs might fly.

	29-01-2003 03:55									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Sava It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...

Sava, you've just scarred my mind for life with that image.

	29-01-2003 03:58									#12
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my work here is complete

	29-01-2003 04:23									#13
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Speaking of Iraq war, check out this link:
http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml

	29-01-2003 04:38									#14
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That was good, and pretty dog gone accurate if I do say so...

	29-01-2003 05:32									#15
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I can't decide if Bush will use the word "freedom" 57 or 58 times.

	29-01-2003 07:00									#16
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Oh boy, here it comes. Oh and here's a link to the State of the Union Drinking Game

	29-01-2003 07:09									#17
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It's on right now. I don't feel like listening to all that bullshilt. Too much bullshit causes my head to explode.

I'll get the jist of it later.

	29-01-2003 07:12									#18
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Well, so far I'm with him on taxes, but not with him on his lines about "defense".

	29-01-2003 07:16									#19
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I can't sleep. I see Bush on TV. He speaks in short sentences. There is lots of flaping hands afterwartd. I need sleep at least a little, but It seems I would have nightmare. I possibly have, then again I haven't.

Bush: Double taxation... flapping ...more taxproducts... Washington DC flaping long...
HIS SPEECH WAS CLEARLY PREPARED BY SOMEONE ELSE. He is educated, why he doesn't did it by himself?
Poor Yanks, they must see this type of ... every day and sometime twice per day.

I would go to sleep with words of Bush in my ears.
See ya at Friday.

	29-01-2003 07:25									#20
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quote: Originally posted by raghar HIS SPEECH WAS CLEARLY PREPARED BY SOMEONE ELSE.

Thanks for the info, Mr. Obvious.



ACK!

	29-01-2003 07:30									#21
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here's the compassionate side of his conservatism that's been absent for 2 years....let's hope he can keep to it

	29-01-2003 07:30									#22
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Bush requested funding for Hydrogen-Oxygen cars so that a child born today could drive a "pollution-free" when he gets his license.

What idiot cut-and-pasted the science for that line?

Hydrogen cars use atmospheric air just like current automobiles. Using hydrogen means hotter-running engines in a 78% nitrogen atmosphere...That means a buttload of NOx. NOx is one of the worst pollutants.

True hydrogen cars would be cleaner, no CO2, CO, soot, but "pullution-free"?

	29-01-2003 07:30									#23
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well, except the war and defense part

	29-01-2003 07:40									#24
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Damn, this speech is 95% crap...only decent part so far has been tax cuts, eliminating marriage penalty, capital gains, etc.

"Freedom and security of the American people" what a hoot

	29-01-2003 07:40									#25
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"Hitlerism"

	29-01-2003 07:43									#26
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quote: Originally posted by ixnay "Hitlerism"

I guess I'm not the only person that noticed that... Dubya seems to like making new words.


"Peninshula"?? He said that while I was typing this...

	29-01-2003 07:47									#27
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Hitlerism is a word - Bush didn't make it up.

	29-01-2003 07:50									#28
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He has a good speech writer - its very well written. (even if I dont agree with the contents)

	29-01-2003 07:55									#29
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He begins going off about how Saddam is violating the opinion of the world......

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	29-01-2003 07:56									#30
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"Nuke-you-lar, Lisa. It's pronounced nuke-you-lar."


Well written tripe, but tripe nonetheless.