12-02-2003 11:28									#31
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* DinoDoc passes Ramo his order of illegal stimulants

	12-02-2003 11:48									#32
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Ahhh! That's much better but I'd avoid the toilet for a while if I were you.

Do you mind if I try some of your tea?

	12-02-2003 11:54									#33
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* Notes a cockroach on the floor. Runs away in horror.

	12-02-2003 11:57									#34
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*glug glug glug*

Hmm, not bad. I'll have another... shaken, not stirred.

	12-02-2003 12:43									#35
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I see that that small cockroach incident spoiled everyone's appetite to the extent that nobody orders anything anymore.

	12-02-2003 13:13									#36
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well

no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)

with this level of service I can see why there are few return customers

Jon Miller

	12-02-2003 19:03									#37
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* H Tower smashes the stereo because he can't get the eject button to work. Ahhh, that's better


Oh yeah, how about some duff beer?

	12-02-2003 19:07									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)

When I go to sleep you are allowed to get your own drinks.

* DinoDoc gives H Tower his Duff and hits Vagabond repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper just because he can

	12-02-2003 20:44									#39
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i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief

* ColdWizard orders an orange soda, and then coats the floor of the shop with a thick layer of ice to see who falls down.

	13-02-2003 01:31									#40
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief

That explains things. Oh and here is your drink.
* DinoDoc waits with baited breath to see who trips on the floor

	13-02-2003 01:54									#41
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Hi, I would like to..... *swoop**crash*

HEY WTF?!!

	13-02-2003 01:56									#42
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HA HA!

	13-02-2003 02:06									#43
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* ColdWizard chips away some ice and puts it in his orange soda

this tastes funny.... you didn't make it out of orange did you?

	13-02-2003 02:41									#44
	Put an end to popups!

*licks floor*

Mmmf?

*tongue gets stuck*

Thuck. Thith thuckth.

	13-02-2003 02:44									#45
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* DinoDoc uses CapitanGarlic as a foot stool

	13-02-2003 02:58									#46
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So if we;re going to run a spam thread why do it in the OT? The posts don't even count here.

	13-02-2003 03:05									#47
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*sings the Russian anthem*

	13-02-2003 03:09									#48
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*clears away the broken chair*

Ok, who's the smartass tha...

*slip**crash*

	13-02-2003 03:45									#49
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* Tuberski wakes up from rum induced slumber in the corner.

Azazel will you quite the hell down!!!!!

ACK!

	13-02-2003 03:46									#50
	Got spare money?

*Laughs at Azazel again*


Hey, it seems to be a lot quieter in here.
*Notices the smashed stereo*

* Skanky Burns replaces the smashed stereo with a backup.
Ahhh, much better.

*Gets back to his seat, only falling over once due to the ice (and several times due to intoxication).

	13-02-2003 03:48									#51
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Starts playing "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" in honor of Azazel

	13-02-2003 03:56									#52
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Damn, forgot to break that eject button.

	13-02-2003 04:05									#53
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* ColdWizard hauls hockey gear out of the ISR and passes it out.

i want to play goalie

	13-02-2003 04:19									#54
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*regains consciousness, shakes head, and puts on his iceskates*

	13-02-2003 06:18									#55
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* H Tower sets up a sun lamp to melt the ice

	13-02-2003 06:20									#56
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* Tuberski shoots at sunlamp with water pistol.

ACK!

	13-02-2003 06:55									#57
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*Water evaporates*

DD, can I get an iced cold lemonade? It's getting warm in here

	13-02-2003 06:57									#58
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* DinoDoc shoots lamp with .357

Here's your drink. I aim to please.

	13-02-2003 07:00									#59
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Why didn't anyone bother to tell me before of the consequences of adding a packet of Sweet & Low to a bottle of seltzer?

	13-02-2003 07:06									#60
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Experience is the best teacher.