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Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
time: 05:25
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

**tia comes out of her stuuuuper** Frick it's freezing in here!! Barkeep 10 buckets of wood and 5 buckets of coal......there that should stoke the fires a bit.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:25
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Originally posted by Alexnm
I'll take whatever the owner suggests me.

Here's a pint of Brahma beer then.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:25
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* DinoDoc gives the stoned dragon her order along with an extra Puff.

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:25
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Hey wanna see something cool?

*Azazel farts at the fireplace, and blazes Alex away*

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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**points finger at Azazel** HA!! You're so stu............Whoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaa **thud** Wow! I didn't know it was so far down to the floor

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Oops.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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What are you blushing for?? You aren't the one who fell out of the chair

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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*Azazel hangs lots of scented carton pines around the coffee shop*

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
time: 18:25
  Old Post 15-02-2003 01:43 Visit Grrr's homepage!
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If you're wondering why it's still cold ... it might help to turn the snowmachine off .

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:25
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*click*

That should take care of that.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
time: 00:25
  Old Post 15-02-2003 03:47
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* ColdWizard makes sure the air-conditioning is still set to "Australian weather in July"

good, nobody fiddled with it

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
time: 18:25
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* Grrr wades through the molten snow, and pours himself a pint of vodka at the bar.

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
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* Glug Glug Glug * * Drinks Vodka and then the remainder of Tia's tea *

* Grrr now drunk and stoned, picks up air conditioning remote from bar ... and sets to 'Sahara Desert' so the snow will melt more quickly.

* Grrr drops remote into molten snow.

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
Prince
no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:25
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*finally extinguishes himself*

Hey, I've got an idea...

*sets snow machine on 'hail'*

Eat golf-ball sized ice pellets!

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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HEY, WTF?!

*throws Ice-skate at CapitanGarlic*

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
time: 00:25
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* ColdWizard turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"

Grrr is offline Grrr
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of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
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* Grrr swears at capitan garlic.

* Grrr goes into infinate storeroom and gets a security guard for snowmachine ...

* Security Guard slaps CapitanGarlic silly, and switches snowmachine off.

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Thanks, ColdWizard.

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
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Dec 2000
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* Grrr wonders if it is good for one's health to have their feet in sub 0°C ice, and their head in 68°C texan heat.

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
Emperor
ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
time: 23:25
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* Tuberski wonders how Grrr makes the Degree symbol, while digging out of a pile of dead squirrels.

ACK!

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
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* Grrr gets a computer from the infinate store, and tells tuberski to hold down the ALT key and on the numeric keypad type 0176.

ACK!

Tuberski is offline Tuberski
Emperor
ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
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Excellent.

Now for world domination.

ACK!

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:25
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Hey wanna see something cool?

*Azazel farts at the fireplace, and blazes Alex away*


You disintegrated Alex! Bad man.

Az is offline Az
King
MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Sorry
*takes a broom, and clears Alex away into the trashbin*


Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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* ColdWizard turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"




OOOOOOoooooOOOOoooo I"m so scared.........someone forgets that this Dragon lives in Texas so heat is nothing for me

Kramerman is offline Kramerman
Prince
UT, Austin - The live music capital of the world
Jun 2002
time: 23:25
  Old Post 15-02-2003 06:32
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*runs around on fire*

Ow. Ow. Ow. I don't think the sprinklers are helping. Ow. Wait, idea time!

*attempts to smother flames using Kramerman*


Muhahaha!!! I am immune to fire!

quote:
Originally posted by ColdWizard
* ColdWizard turns the air-conditioner up past "Hell" to the highest setting of "Texas"


Hah! I am immune to Texas heat too!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:25
  Old Post 15-02-2003 07:06
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* ColdWizard makes sure the air-conditioning is still set to "Australian weather in July"

good, nobody fiddled with it


* Skanky Burns wonders why he set it to Australian winter...
Oh, hes a ColdWizard.

*Puts broad hat on.
Its getting a bit hot in here.

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
time: 18:25
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Picks up airconditioning remote ... from a pool of water ... it doesn't go.

* Grrr flicks power off at main fusebox to disable the heating .

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
Warlord
first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:25
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ok..
*gives dd a back massage*

Alex is offline Alex
Emperor
Brasil
Mar 1999
time: 02:25
  Old Post 15-02-2003 18:52 Visit Alex's homepage!
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*Alex starts to climb from the trashbin, dizzy as hell*

Azazel! Now you're going to... *ooops!* *waaahhh!*

CRASH!

*Alex is still dizzy and cannot stand up*

Hey, Dino, one more Brahma, please... Better yet, bring me a Skol.

Hey, devilmunchkin, I could use some massage too... My left arm is still fading out into the void...

*Alex mumbles something about Azazel*

 
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