14-02-2003 05:40									#91
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Ouch ... I didn't realise you had the strength to throw that recliner with such power.

* Grrr crawls out from underneath recliner, and disappears into infinate store room.

Ten minutes later.

* Grrr walks out with a 200 gallon drum of used cooking oil, and tips it over the floor.

	14-02-2003 05:42									#92
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Oh you silly little git!! As if it isn''''''t bad enough that my legs are all wobbly you spill oil and expect mme to walkkkkkkkkkkkk?????????

	14-02-2003 05:45									#93
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* Skanky Burns jumps onto the bar as Tia slides past - taking out the chair he was sitting on.

	14-02-2003 05:46									#94
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Spilt oil meets the fireplace. , flames erupt and start melting the snow,

* Grrr places the recliner upright, and puts a drowsy Tia into it.

	14-02-2003 05:53									#95
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That recliner was damn heavy. I think I pulled a muscle.
OH ****, I think that the DRINK CABINET is on fire.


NO-O-O-O-O-O-OOO!!!!
*In slow motion, Azazel jumps behind a turned upside down table, while the Cabinet explodes*

	14-02-2003 06:05									#96
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Too bad about the drinks cabinet, we'll have to have cannabis tea all round .

	14-02-2003 06:11									#97
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* Grrr goes into infinate store room to get a couple of fire engines before this all gets out of hand.

	14-02-2003 06:17									#98
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**tia sits in her new found recliner**

WHhhhhhhhhhhhhoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa **tia tries to sit up.........reclines back** Nope Stilll a biitt on the ffffffffffffffuuuszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyy side...OPppppppppssssss **tia spills tea** awwwwww isn't thaaat a sh.....ah......sh.....oh bugger I can't even think..

	14-02-2003 06:28									#99
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Skanky, why are their no fire trucks in the ISR? .

Fire becomes larger ... sprinkler system activates.

	14-02-2003 06:51									#100
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin wooooweeeeeeeeeee...DD..you have some magic hands!!!! i feel much much better! your turn?

Thank you! I'd enjoy that.

* DinoDoc wonders if he remembered to install the sprinklers

	14-02-2003 07:07									#101
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*Kman picks up fallen squirrels from the rabbit/squirrel battle, and hurls them at Tuberski

come on... take the bait... come on... you know you want to...

	14-02-2003 07:18									#102
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quote: Originally posted by Grrr * Grrr joins in the snowball fight, and clobbers Tuberski.

"OH! YOU HIT ME IN THE EAR!!!"

* Tuberski digs slush out of his ear as he is huddled on the floor.

ACK!

	14-02-2003 07:22									#103
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman *Kman picks up fallen squirrels from the rabbit/squirrel battle, and hurls them at Tuberski come on... take the bait... come on... you know you want to...

"Help!!! I'm being pelt with rabbits and squirrels!!!!!

ACK!

	14-02-2003 10:09									#104
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* H Tower walks in to shop, sees the chaos and decides to go for another walk

	14-02-2003 10:21									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski "Help!!! I'm being pelt with rabbits and squirrels!!!!! ACK!

Wait.....wait .....I'll save you......just as soon as I can get out of this #@(*&$(#*&@^(*&@ recliner!!

**tia tries and tries to get out**

HELP!! HELP!! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A ROUGE RECLINER!! HELP!!

	14-02-2003 10:49									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat HELP!! HELP!! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A ROUGE RECLINER!! HELP!!

Excellent! Everything is starting to fall into place.

	14-02-2003 10:55									#107
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ARGH! Im running low on squirrel corpses... where is Boshko when you need him? Id like to pelt him with one of these... THE RABBITS WON! IN YOUR FACE BOSHKO!

	14-02-2003 10:59									#108
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* Grrr switches the snowmaker on again ... snowballs are better than rabbits and squirrels.

	14-02-2003 11:02									#109
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*runs around on fire*

Ow. Ow. Ow. I don't think the sprinklers are helping. Ow. Wait, idea time!

*attempts to smother flames using Kramerman*

	14-02-2003 11:02									#110
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Excellent! Everything is starting to fall into place.

Dino?!!? **tia sips some tea** Come over here so we may frippp the tightt fantasticccccccccccssssssssssss Oooooooooooo wobblies again.

	14-02-2003 11:03									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Grrr Skanky, why are their no fire trucks in the ISR? .

I'm pretty sure I left some in section F...
Oh well, too late now.

* Skanky Burns grabs a chair from the ISR and sits back down at the bar.

	14-02-2003 22:21									#112
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* ColdWizard puts out the remaining flames by using his decanter of endless water, and then casts Ice Storm and two Cones of Cold

	14-02-2003 22:25									#113
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haven't we had enough of the cold weather? I want it to be WARM again!

	14-02-2003 22:39									#114
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*Alexnm gets inside the coffee shop, sees the confused mix of fire and ice and decides to stay for a while*

Now this seems to be interesting. Hey, DD, gimme a beer!

	15-02-2003 00:27									#115
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where's my beer? hm, with this kind of service the place won't be in business for long...

	15-02-2003 00:29									#116
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You didn't specify the kind of beer you wanted.

	15-02-2003 00:31									#117
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower haven't we had enough of the cold weather? I want it to be WARM again!

* Skanky Burns sets the air-conditioner to "Australian weather".
There, nice and warm now.

I'll have a coke for the road. Have to head to work now.

	15-02-2003 00:37									#118
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* DinoDoc gives Burns his skanky coke

	15-02-2003 00:43									#119
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc You didn't specify the kind of beer you wanted.

I'll take whatever the owner suggests me.

*Alex decides to sit down for a while and starts to feel the heat of the Australian weather.*

	15-02-2003 00:44									#120
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* ColdWizard sets the air-conditioner to "Australian weather in July"