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Giovanni Wine
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Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
time: 06:26
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To: KA, Japan, Israel, AU
From: Britain
Operation "Free Earth" will begin soon, it will be long and costly, but we need to defend our planet against these foreigners, and forget about our recent wars.
Like the ancient greek city-states which defeated the Persian Fighting Machine, we, the people of earth, will unite in one fate and destroy those invaders.
Orders:
- British troops from Guandong are to strike against Alien held positions, they have been equipped with all the latest technology weapons, as well as a good old sword (no skin or shield can resist the strenght of a good old steel sword striking against).
- Once they have found out the best way to kill the aliens, and to defend from their attacks, they will spread the news to every human nation.
- Heavy Bombers are to launch everything they have to any sort of Alien Base they see on radars (The RAF is going to give them air covers and will attempot to destroy any Alien AA device).
- The Royal Navy is going to patrol an sink any incoming ship in the north sea, and the coest of Guinea, to avoid any possible Alien Landing into the British Isles.
- If any Alien is captured (alive or dead) it will be given to Kramer Officials in order for them to examine it.
- A Prize of 1.000.000 £ will be given to any man, woman , soldiers that will manage to kill more than 10 aliens.
- Heavy Propaganda is going on throught all the British Empire to inform the people of which kind of menace the Aliens are, and to convince them to join the army.
- All production and scientific reasearch are switched to war-time, every factory (but a few) will produce war machinery, and every scientific research is immediatly suspended as all scientist will from now on work on a way to destroy the alien threat
Saluti
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erz87
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to the World:
We shall help against the evil alliens!
to Japan, Israel, Britian bla bla bla....:
Yes we shall join the fray, we shall fight until all of africa it's clean of alliens, and than we will fight in everywhere else that need us.
ORDERS
Grow army
Grow it even more by taking scared people to fight the alliens for their fun (they shouldn't count as part of my army)
INVADE from north AND south into alliens teritory (that way I'll crash them from a two sided attack)
on't use any speicel weopn! only regular tanks, bombers, fighters, ships, subs, guns and other, no chemical, atomic or biologic stuff.
If 1 allien is alone take him into a car and drive him to the nearest air-post, send him to israel for Scientific reserch.
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Giovanni Wine
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Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
time: 06:26
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quote:
If 1 allien is alone take him into a car. |
A Military Jeep of the African Union is driving through the Namibian Desert, until the soldier driving him scout a lonely Alien walking in the sand, with a little bag on his back.
Soldier: "Hey Alien, Wanna go for ride?"
Alien: "No thanks, My mother told me not to trust strangers"
Soldier: "Ohhh.... She did... ok than.. My name is Tabli Gothobi, what's your name little alien"
Alien: "My name is... Sheep  "
Soldier: "So.. now that we know each other what about that little driving lesson"
Alien: "ok"
Alien goes into the car
Alien: "ehy.. what are you doing?"
The soldier punch the alien on its head, the alien faint.
Soldier: "ok, I got the alien, do you have my money"
Mossad Agent: "uhmm, a nice alien indeed, here is your 5 Milion Israeldollar... and keep it up, we await many more of these in Tel Aviv, to do our evil experiment... BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH"
curtain
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erz87
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Giovani, I jhave to admit I couldn't stop laughing...
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Jonny
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Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Nov 2000
time: 23:26
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Italy - Diplomacy
To KA, Israel, Japan, AU, Britain: I realize that our nations have not always had good relations with each other, but times have changed. Now, it is essential that we work together in order to preserve the human race, even though our nations are not the best of friends. We can provide armed forces and help in any research.
To Germany (secret) : Let us launch an invasion eastward in order to liberate Eastern Europe from the alien scum.
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Italy - Projects
Postpone the space program.
Begin heavy focus on developing new weapons, especially those that would be useful against the alien invaders.
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Italy - Military Orders
Continue improving defenses throughout the empire.
Complete construction on the two massive fortifications on each side of the Straits of Gibraltar, one in Spain and one in Morocco, so that ship traffic through the Straits of Gibraltar may be controlled.
Mobilize all Italian troops, and put the missile defense shield on high alert.
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Italy - Stats
Leader: Jonny
Capital: Rome
Army: huge
Navy: above average
Air Force: above average
Nukes: 20
Economy: growing
Government: Military Regime
Other Projects Completed: Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense System
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Methril
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From: Aliens
To: Thailand
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VG 9POJM BG9AV (sure)
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erz87
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to Thai:
Join the Humans against the alliens!
No mercy!
to Allinse:
We ask you to leave earth alone!
If you will not we will do all we can to blow you out of this small blue ball, even we will destory it in the try!
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Methril
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Update!!!
Heavy propaganda rolls through the world! The needed to propaganda though becaause their ALIENS.
In North America, the Aliens struck Mexico. As they were advancing in towrds Mexico City, the fighting became door to door in the most populated city on Earth. After seeing the situation was futile, the Aliens backed off and instead rode toward New York.
In Europe, radiation poisining failed to thwart the aliens as they advance towards Berlin. The Germans are holding the line, though and giving the Aliens a tough fight. As if to prove who was the real power, the Aliens nuked Rome, bypassing the Human Shield (build a better one). As the Aliens were passing towards the front, an array of nukes blasted them back to thier planet were they congratulated on being outsmarted by primitive humans.
In Africa, the only place where the Aliens were pushed back, strange sightings of the Aliens appeared. They seemed to be high.
In the Mideast, the Aliens have attacked, ferociusly mowing down defenders. They also appered to be on something. They have nuked Tel-Aviv.
In Australia, the Aliens have conqured that continent, although pockets of resistance still fight on.
In Asia, the tide ebbed and flowed as the aliens took most of China but wee forced out of Japan. The Thailanders help was more helpful then expected and they are now making small gains. The Aliens have nuked Tokyo.
In China, One Japanese soldier found a almost dead alien. The Alien was taken to a secret Indian location as they are bigger and less likely to fall to Aliens.
In China, a strange cancerous disease is spreading through the Aliens. Although human soldiers have innoculations, many civilians do not.
In South America, the stalemate continues.
In Alien Planet, they have begun working on more nukes. (1 by next update)
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Methril
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oops, forgot to show fallout in Israel.
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