28-03-2003 15:26									#121
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quote: Originally posted by Willem I don't think he's crazy at all.

Finally! Somebody who agrees with me on this.

	28-03-2003 15:29									#122
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Like the National Guard?

I don't want to threadjack, either, so I'll say just this: I doubt that graduates of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Dartmouth Stanford, the University of Chicago, Georgetown, etc., etc, are proportionately represented in the Guard. And that's where the children of our Congress and our Executive branch -- as well as the children of CEO's -- tend to end up. If you know differently, UR, let's wait for Daz's conscription thread and talk there.

	28-03-2003 17:35									#123
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what's "White boys" has got to do with this?

It's a known fact that "white" people are overrepresented in frontline combat duties.

	28-03-2003 17:44									#124
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quote: Other Axis of Evil Wannabes, by John Cleese Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil.. . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil ...we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three counties", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool." International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics". Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

	28-03-2003 18:08									#125
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That's a classic.

	28-03-2003 19:09									#126
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quote: Originally posted by Winston

You've gotta love John Cleese!

	28-03-2003 19:37									#127
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quote: while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

ROFLMAO, Winston

	28-03-2003 20:27									#128
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Oh no. This is the best bit:

quote: While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Chadguay always cracks me up

	29-03-2003 15:47									#129
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quote: Originally posted by Willem Of course not, you're going to be bogged down in both Iraq and Afghanistan for some time to come. There's no way that you'll be able to just walk away and leave those countries to their own devices, again. The world will be watching you very carefully after this. And Al Qaeda is bound to gain a few new recruits and support from the very angry Muslims in the ME now. This war is going to make your anti-terrorism campaign much more difficult to win.

I didn't know I was so popular.

	29-03-2003 15:49									#130
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 Posting for Jesus again, Laz? I vote Canada. Lots of oil, natural resources. Evil Frenchmen running the country. Cuts Alaska off from the rest of the US.

Wait...now that I think about it..

	29-03-2003 15:50									#131
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer Baba O'Reilly!

My thoughts exactly!

"It's only teenage wasteland!"

	29-03-2003 15:52									#132
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"I put my back into my living...."

	29-03-2003 16:11									#133
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand Proaction beats the stuffing out of reaction every time.

Procreation beats the stuffing out of most things.

	29-03-2003 16:22									#134
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Procreation is fun.

But don't make the same mistake as MRT --please wear a jimmy sack.

	29-03-2003 16:57									#135
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Procreation is fun. But don't make the same mistake as MRT --please wear a jimmy sack.

What happened to MRT?

	29-03-2003 21:38									#136
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Maybe he went mobile so the police and taxman would miss him.

	29-03-2003 22:10									#137
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the "u nuke u die" is no longer true. u could develop a nuke. sell it to terorrists and have them bomb. even if it was linked to you the UN wouldn't nuke u. europe wouldn't. only a republican american president would ever have the balls to nuke someone who was linked to selling the nuclear weapon.

otherwise u'll just be invaded(most likely) in which case u fight guerilla style in long drawn out battles and cause even more of wut u wnt. western casualties.

	29-03-2003 22:24									#138
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omg

	30-03-2003 02:18									#139
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander What happened to MRT?

MRT was doing the Wild Thing and had a scare because he forgot to wear the jimmy sack but luckily the lady in question wasn't impregnated.

	30-03-2003 04:51									#140
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quote: Originally posted by yavoon the "u nuke u die" is no longer true. u could develop a nuke. sell it to terorrists and have them bomb. even if it was linked to you the UN wouldn't nuke u. europe wouldn't. only a republican american president would ever have the balls to nuke someone who was linked to selling the nuclear weapon. otherwise u'll just be invaded(most likely) in which case u fight guerilla style in long drawn out battles and cause even more of wut u wnt. western casualties.

That argument doesn't hold true with Iraq since it no longer has a nuclear program. There isn't even any conclusive proof that he has any chemical or biological weapons, just rumours from the White House.