02-05-2003 23:58									#1
	If God himself came down from the clouds and orders you to shoot your family Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

Would you do it?


This isnt some complicated test to see where you place your belief(God dosent want to see if you would go against his command, thus showing you belief in the value of human life).

God seriously with no strings attached wants you to shoot your familly.....it isnt the devil-you arent hallucinating.......there are 100 witnesses around who all see it and can tell you that you havent lost your mind.......

God comes down, tells you to shoot your entire familly, do you do it?


Edit: God WONT save your familly or tell you to stop last second like Abrahm and Isac......he tells you to shoot them, you do and they will die.

	03-05-2003 00:01									#2
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nothing. God disapears in a puff logic after we have a long debate.

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Yes. Course im not too fond of my family

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Nope.

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Yes.

quote: "God, I have killed my entire family for you." "Gotcha! It's me, Bob!" "Oh, Bob! You sure got me!"

	03-05-2003 00:05									#6
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Where do you come up with these stupid thread ideas?

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"God, I have killed my entire family for you."
"Gotcha! It's really just me, your friend Bob!"
"Oh, Bob! You sure got me that time!"

	03-05-2003 00:07									#8
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How does one even respond to a thread like this??

Of course, I expect a %100 return of yes from any middle eastern posters. Only %25 from those in the US. Probably around %60 of those from Europe would say yes. Myself, who's God?? I wouldnt even get the door. Or would he call around dinner time?

	03-05-2003 00:12									#9
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I'd need to see two forms of ID.

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EDIT: Is it just me, or doesn't anyone even give a **** about the original question, being too busy to announce their hatred towards fundamentalists or just trying to look smart with their crappy, 'funny' one-liners?

Blech.

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	03-05-2003 00:14									#11
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Hell no, who made you king of the universe!

	03-05-2003 00:15									#12
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could i shoot god?

	03-05-2003 00:15									#13
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quote: "God, I have killed my entire family for you." "Gotcha! It's really just me, your friend Bob!" "Oh, Bob! You sure got me that time!"

No way am I falling for that one, again.

	03-05-2003 00:16									#14
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quote: Only %25 from those in the US. Probably around %60 of those from Europe would say yes.

Where the hell did you get that ridiculous idea?!? AFAIK, there are many more Christian fundamentalists in the USA than in Europe. I haven't yet heard a European president say "May God continue to bless blah blah blah." for instance.

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quote: Originally posted by Tuomerehu Read the first post again, please.

How does that keep it from being stupid?

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i'd tell him to convert.

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lot of crazy people over there. you just never know.

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I would say "yes," but the second his back was turned, I'd plug him full of holes instead! BLAM! BLAM!

	03-05-2003 00:42									#19
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quote: Originally posted by My Wife Hates CIV How does one even respond to a thread like this??

I know.

Spec:" Hey God, how about you go and Banana your self. Oh, and clean up afterwards! I dont want no banana purey falling from the sky and all that shlt!"

Spec.

	03-05-2003 00:43									#20
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IF they would go to hell if I didn't shoot them, and me shooting them would get them to heaven, I'd shoot them. But that's the only way. If me not obeying Gods wishes would get me a place in Hell, and my folks would go to heaven anyway, I wouldn't shoot, I'd go straight to Hell.

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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I would say "yes," but the second his back was turned, I'd plug him full of holes instead! BLAM! BLAM!

and then the bullets fail to damage him and he flings you straight into hell

	03-05-2003 00:46									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi and then the bullets fail to damage him and he flings you straight into hell

Right. If he's so impotent he can't kill my family members himself, I'd bet he's damned easy to take out. The Jews did in his kid real easily, didn't they?

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why would god come down and ask that of someone??? why???? there's no reason. no reason at all.

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If god is omni-everything wouldn't he already know how devote you are already? I mean why make you prove it if he knows that you will/won't already. Teach me a lesson? Blah.

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quote: Originally posted by My Wife Hates CIV why would god come down and ask that of someone??? why???? there's no reason. no reason at all.

*cough* Abraham *cough*

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So.. I'd do it only to save my family from hell.. if the only point of doing it is to show my belief, or something else, then I'd let the sadist have his heaven and go to Hell with a smile on my face!

Just kidding.. I want to go to heaven .

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quote: Originally posted by My Wife Hates CIV why would god come down and ask that of someone??? why???? there's no reason. no reason at all.

Maybe if he gets drunk and realizes he is tired of always being the good guy? Go figure.

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I would renounce him to his face if he asked me to do so. I refuse to believe in any god that asks me to kill without a damn good reason (stop the deaths of millions, end of the world, blah, blah), and even if he had a good reason, i would aks why he didn't just act to stop it, without having to go around killing more people.

	03-05-2003 00:54									#29
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"Who can defy the will of God?"
-Moses (from the ten commandments)

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Abrams god is morbid and likes to kill ppl.