12-05-2003 06:01									#121
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quote: Originally posted by Vev I wish to nominate myself as a position for Promoter of Public Morale *holds nerve staple in hand* I am here for the fun and newsletter, though I may have trouble in the weekend accessing the net. Hail Voltaire, the Hive Chairperson.

Welcome Comrade Vev, the Party is overjoyed with your decision to join the Hive. As for public positions, the Party certainly will be able to accommodate a faithful communist such as you.

	12-05-2003 06:12									#122
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Hopefully I would be contributing to the newsletter with various manufactured heroic uplifting propaganda articles and regular work for the Hive schemes communal events.

BTW how does one do a strikethrough text?
EDIT: Thanks

Last edited by Vev on 12-05-2003 at 07:38

	12-05-2003 06:25									#123
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Comrade Vev, speak to Comrade Editorial Deputy War of Art, I am certain he will value your contributions to PRAVDA.

	12-05-2003 06:55									#124
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quote: Originally posted by Vev Hopefully I would be contributing to the newsletter with various manufactured heroic uplifting propaganda articles and regular work for the Hive schemes communal events.

Comrade, we look forward to the truth.

quote: BTW how does one do a strikethrough text?

<strike>word</strike> = word





My 400th post!

	12-05-2003 12:15									#125
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Just 100 more submissions to PRAVDA will get you a free avatar - remember this service is only available to PRAVDA subscribers.

Re the voting numbers : The Human Hive is so democratic that more than 100% of our citizens are entitled to vote.

Comrade Chairman, congratulations on your succssesful democratic election by the people of the Hive. The staff of PRAVDA are working on a special edition to celebrate the occaiasion.

FORWARD IN UNITY WITH COMRADE CHAIRMAN VOLTAIRE!

-Comrade Jam

	12-05-2003 12:39									#126
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The First PRAVDA Special Edition can be found here. Thsi is intended to inform the whole of Humanity of our democratic greatness.

-Jam

	12-05-2003 13:18									#127
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art Comrade Chairman, congratulations on your succssesful democratic election by the people of the Hive. The staff of PRAVDA are working on a special edition to celebrate the occaiasion. FORWARD IN UNITY WITH COMRADE CHAIRMAN VOLTAIRE! -Comrade Jam

Thank you Comrade Jam, the will of the lights the path to our factions glorious future, I am honored that I can be one of the candles that makes socialism all that much brighter.

As soon as the private forums are running I will call the first meeting of the People's Ministries and the Central Continuing Committee to discuss the future of our march to communism. This historic event will lay the foundation of our glorious faction.

In the mean time Comrade Jam, the Party would be honored if you would accept the position of Acting Commissioner of Foreign Relations until such a time as the CCC is able to hold proper elections for the post.

-Comrade Chairman Voltaire

	12-05-2003 13:24									#128
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Most gratefully Comrade Chairman, but I hope that while we are still on the Unity, we do not encounter any foreign groups. I fear that when we reach Alpha Centauri that the crew may split permanantly into factions. We must do our best to unite the people for their own safety - then we shall see how important this task is.

-Comrade Jam

	12-05-2003 13:28									#129
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art Most gratefully Comrade Chairman, but I hope that while we are still on the Unity, we do not encounter any foreign groups. I fear that when we reach Alpha Centauri that the crew may split permanantly into factions. We must do our best to unite the people for their own safety - then we shall see how important this task is. -Comrade Jam

True Comrade, but even as we speak capitalist and imperialist forces try to plot out demise. Some of the Unity crew have even attempted to turn our own people against us, these enemies of the people who shall be left unnamed must be carefully observed for I fear your prediction will become reality if we cannot keep such forces at bay.

-Comrade Voltaire

	12-05-2003 13:45									#130
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We shall have to await our landing on Alpha Centauri's planet to see what happens. BTW, Comrade Chairman - what/who is your new avatar?

-Comrade Jam

	12-05-2003 14:21									#131
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art The First PRAVDA Special Edition can be found here. Thsi is intended to inform the whole of Humanity of our democratic greatness. -Jam

Good work!
Especially the poll included

Now, since the private fora aren´t up yet, we have to wait for the other factions to catch up with us in their struggle to find a leader!

The first step is done, and it is already obvious that the hive will be superior to it´s brother´s systems...

	12-05-2003 14:27									#132
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I hope you voted in the poll Comrade Micha - I'm sure we can get above 100% everytime if we try hard enough How long are these private forums going to take anyway? I want the Hive symbol next to my avatar already

-Comrade Jam

	12-05-2003 14:31									#133
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Of course I have voted in the poll! Seven times!

Wow, we are getting hive symbols next to the avatars? Why has the Ministery of Information not been informed about that yet???

	12-05-2003 14:35									#134
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Because MarkG hasn't had time to do it yet... grrr...

Here is a free sample :

Looks good, eh?

-Jam

	12-05-2003 14:44									#135
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*advices industry to immediatly start mass production of tiny little hive symbols*

	12-05-2003 15:11									#136
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They are designed by Comrade Static Universe and the TKG-Function. Good work, I'd say But I WANT MINE NOW!!!!

-Jam

	12-05-2003 15:39									#137
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quote: Originally posted by Micha

Yes, the Hive one looks quite good, if I do say so myself.

	12-05-2003 15:48									#138
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I thought you might like is Comrade Static Universe

-Jam

	12-05-2003 16:30									#139
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Comrade Jam,

Excellent work on the Pravda Special Edition. The Collective needs strong voices who aren't afraid to speak the truth.

	12-05-2003 16:33									#140
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Thankyou Comrade - but someone has given it a one-star rating How has this happened?

-Comrade Jam

	12-05-2003 16:38									#141
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art Thankyou Comrade - but someone has given it a one-star rating How has this happened? -Comrade Jam

The same people who are attacking the Consciousness may be attacking us as well. We should work with them to investigate this matter.

Comrade SU

	12-05-2003 16:40									#142
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I suspect the wrongdoers are the same people that frauded your elections with their gifted computers: the University of Planet!

	12-05-2003 16:41									#143
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Who leaked our computer technology? I issued strict orders that they were to be kept within our area of the ship. Oh well, at least it proves that the programs designed to screw up unauthorized users work...

	12-05-2003 16:44									#144
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I said back on Earth that we shouldn't take Microsoft engineers with us. They've joined the University and now we all have to suffer. Ruddy copy-protection rubbish :grrr:

-Jam

	12-05-2003 16:45									#145
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Well, maybe you should have gone through the proper channels (i.e. me) and I could have disabled the programs for you...

	12-05-2003 16:48									#146
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So you're admitting that the University is doing this thread-rating subterfuge then

-Jam

	12-05-2003 16:50									#147
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Um... no. I'm stating that owing to somebody leaking our computer systems (can't have been anything else, since I never authorized anyone to give the systems away), anybody who used them for any purpose would have been screwed up. Hence, faulty election results and the like. Low rankings for threads if you hooked the computers up to that section of the UNS comptuer networks...

	12-05-2003 17:11									#148
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Simple solution, why don't all the Hive members vote it as 5, and push it back up?

	12-05-2003 17:18									#149
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If anyone's interested the Civ2 Demo Game also has a PRAVDA which can be found here.

Drogue - nice idea, but how does one do that? (And do the Hive members care enough to find out?)

-Jam

	12-05-2003 17:21									#150
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WoA: It's here:

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