19-05-2003 08:09									#31
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quote: nads

that word is sooo annoying

	19-05-2003 22:02									#32
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Woman: So honey, how was your day?

Translation: I don't give a rat's ass about your day and I want you to ask me about mine.

Woman: You will love meeting my parents!

Traslation: You had BETTER at least pretend you're having a good time.

	19-05-2003 22:13									#33
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Honey, do you think she's cute?

What she is thinking: You better say no I will drop you like a bad habit you SOB!
What he is thinking: Threesome!!!

What do you want for dinner

Her: What are you cooking
Him: What are you cooking (not a good reply)

The lawn needs mowing

Her: Mow the lawn you lazy sack of ****!
Him: I mowed it last month!

I love you

Her: Will you pay my car insurance?
Him: Give it up!

Can you do me a favor?

This is prbably the worst question a woman can begin a sentence with because you know they are not going to ask you to something small. You will end up taking them to the airport at 4am, painting the house, or snaking out the toilet with your toothbrush. I have found the best thing to say is 'What?' and walk away...


Your a really nice guy

Lets just be friends

	19-05-2003 23:11									#34
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I wish more guys were like you

- I wish you had lots of money, then I'd love you, but right now I don't fancy you at all.

I can really talk to you, you understand me

- Your efforts of sleeping with me are slim to none but I like it that you shut up and look interested.

	19-05-2003 23:20									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Lincoln What did she say to you then?

That reminds me, whenever a woman asks 'so what did you say?/what did they say?' they want a complete transcript of the whole damn dialogue. Like I remember!

	19-05-2003 23:21									#36
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For grins.

Attachment: marriage (2).jpg
This has been downloaded 183 time(s).

	19-05-2003 23:21									#37
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Yes

Yes/No/Maybe

No

Yes/No/Maybe

Maybe

Yes/No/Maybe

	19-05-2003 23:25									#39
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rah, loinburger.

	19-05-2003 23:27									#40
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Woman: I think that suit makes you look destinguished.

Translation: You look like an old fart with a receding hair line and I'm going to have to find a new sugar daddy.

	19-05-2003 23:27									#41
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Yep, thanks for that smudge button.

	19-05-2003 23:29									#42
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Woman: Honey, you work to hard.

Translation: You're spending all your time at work now come home and baby site your little brats while I go get my hair done.

	19-05-2003 23:34									#43
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Honey, can you buy that for me?

Translation: Buy that for me.

	19-05-2003 23:53									#44
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I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me.
I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships.

	19-05-2003 23:59									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's A few different ones.. Do you have a girlfriend? You are CUTE! Are you on the market?[/b]

I've had women ask me that before

But alas, whenever I say 'no' they always reply 'well I have'

	20-05-2003 00:20									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me. I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships.

	20-05-2003 01:17									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse I can't imagine anything that big ever, ever going inside me. I don't like you enough to get streched and ruin all subsequent sexual relationships.

Obviously spoken by a woman who has never given vaginal birth...

Trust me: nothing hanging inside your trousers is anywhere near the size of an eight-pound baby.

	20-05-2003 01:19									#48
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Thank god.

	20-05-2003 01:20									#49
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An eight pound slong would be rather impressive.

	20-05-2003 01:20									#50
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-"I love you so much and I can't imagine being married to anyone else. You have given me a wonderful life."

No translation needed.

	20-05-2003 01:22									#51
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT -"I love you so much and I can't imagine being married to anyone else. You have given me a wonderful life." No translation needed.

Translation: I guess I'll settle for you.

	20-05-2003 01:23									#52
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Wrong. My wife adores me.

	20-05-2003 01:24									#53
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Just razzing you.

	20-05-2003 01:29									#54
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Obviously spoken by a woman who has never given vaginal birth... Trust me: nothing hanging inside your trousers is anywhere near the size of an eight-pound baby.

1. Babies go out, not in.
2. During birth the mother has many hormones working to lessen the pain while that isn't the case during sex.

	20-05-2003 01:33									#55
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Please, women, like men, have a million different hormones telling them to ignore the skin which has been rubbed raw and keep having fun.

	20-05-2003 02:02									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse 1. Babies go out, not in. 2. During birth the mother has many hormones working to lessen the pain while that isn't the case during sex.

Don't forget the drugs!!

Gentlemen, I have seen the gaping maw that is a woman's birth canal just prior to giving birth and I will re-iterate: there is nothing in your trousers that big.

I'm not saying that some men aren't so big that they'll cause pain, but in terms of "fit", a woman will... uh... rebound quite nicely.

Unless they are true ho's.

	20-05-2003 02:05									#57
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I'll be ready in 5 minutes.
I'll be ready in 2 hours.

	20-05-2003 02:12									#58
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Don't forget the drugs!! Gentlemen, I have seen the gaping maw that is a woman's birth canal just prior to giving birth and I will re-iterate: there is nothing in your trousers that big. I'm not saying that some men aren't so big that they'll cause pain, but in terms of "fit", a woman will... uh... rebound quite nicely. Unless they are true ho's.

Yes, yes, I know it could fit.

I never said the original comment was directed at me either. But then again, I never said it wasn't directed at me

Not that it matters.

	20-05-2003 02:27									#59
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Oh, he and I are just friends
I'm ****ing his brains out behind your back.

	20-05-2003 02:27									#60
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Woman: She looks lovely in that dress.

Translation: That ***** looks way better then me. I don't want to stand next to her because she'll make my thighs look fat.