20-05-2003 23:24									#91
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Woman: What do you want to eat tonight?

Translation: We are eating out tonight because I'm to lazy to fix anything, so pick the type, and I'll tell you what restaurant you are taking me to.

	20-05-2003 23:26									#92
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Azazel, You no worry, I kiiiiidddd!

	20-05-2003 23:27									#93
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So true, Ming, so true.

Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

	20-05-2003 23:31									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel So true, Ming, so true. Same thing with "are you hungry?", btw.

True as well... usually followed up by...

Women: Oh, just pick a place

Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.

	20-05-2003 23:33									#95
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Going to places.

You can't EVER be right, can you.

	20-05-2003 23:34									#96
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There's a movie on TV I want to watch tonight

- I don't know what's on TV, except football and you are not goign to drink all that beer and get excited about big men playing a silly game. No sir.

	20-05-2003 23:35									#97
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That's not the way it goes. even !I! know that.

	20-05-2003 23:37									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel You can't EVER be right, can you.

I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

	20-05-2003 23:38									#99
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Azazel, Whaaaaaat? It IS! Listen, this is your problem, you don't understand women. They don't like football. They like small and slow things like animals and flowers. They don't want to go to see 'Monster Truck Madness 2003, sponsored by.. FREE BEER!'.. They don't like things that are loud or messy. I'm loud and messy, but I'm exception.

	20-05-2003 23:38									#100
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A-ha! So Apolyton's like the place you relief your urge to be right. To be ALWAYS right!

	20-05-2003 23:47									#101
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Most definitely! Look, it's simple. You have a gf, so you can't understand women. Me, however.. I understand them perfectly, and that's why I don't have a gf. ALL the experts are always single.. relationship experts that is. So.. I'm expert. I'm sorry that you are wrong Azazel, don't let this bother you so much.. I know you feel betrayed.

	21-05-2003 00:38									#102
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael I thought you were gonna say you went gay.

wise-a**.

	21-05-2003 01:07									#103
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quote: Originally posted by Ming I'm married... I gave up the right to be right the day I said "I do".

True, very true.

Oh, well... It's not so bad, after all...

	21-05-2003 01:17									#104
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I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

Women: I can see your point

What a freakin' idiot

Women: You are so smart

You are dumb enough to marry me

Women: You are Right

Warning: she was not born a women and most likely an alien attempting to steal your sperm!

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Women can even give credit where credit is due (so they sure can charge on credit )

Women: Wow, good job, a see you did a lot of work today

What a baby, needs a rub on the tummy or pat on the head everytime he lifts a finger or goes to the bathroom.

Women: You can't live with them, and...

	21-05-2003 03:10									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Japher I gave up my ability to be "right" even before I got married.

True enough... but the day you get married, it's official


Women: Let's take a drive into the country today

Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today

	21-05-2003 03:41									#106
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quote: Women: Let's take a drive into the country today Translation: I'm dragging you to antique sales today

... and YOU are driving me there.

	21-05-2003 03:43									#107
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YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AGAIN!

- And I'm glad that you don't yell at me because I always leave it down.

	21-05-2003 06:10									#108
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Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?"

Does that always mean the same thing?

	21-05-2003 09:45									#109
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quote: Originally posted by Ming True as well... usually followed up by... Women: Oh, just pick a place Translation: I'm not going to agree to anyplace YOU pick, and in the end, we are going where I want to go, because I already have it picked out and our reservation is for 8 PM.

See, you don't understand women. The correct response is not to pick a place, but with the question, "What do you have in mind?"

	21-05-2003 11:46									#110
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?" Does that always mean the same thing?

Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen.

And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.

	21-05-2003 12:05									#111
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quote: Originally posted by obiwan18 Well I second the question, what about "I don't want to ruin our friendship?" Does that always mean the same thing?

It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.

Feminists of the Andrea Dworkin stripe would blame this on our culture of rape that makes women feel the need to go easy on the old male ego lest they get beaten.

	21-05-2003 14:20									#112
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they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them

	21-05-2003 14:23									#113
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney they're just bitter because no one ever propositioned them

Are you kidding? No one would even bother to beat them! Personally I have too much respect for wood to crack it againt Dworkin's hide.

	21-05-2003 14:37									#114
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Unfortunatly for you guys.........yes. That means there is no chance that it's going to happen. And Urban is right, when faced with the question of where to go always, always, always, throw it back to the girl and let her choose or else you will always be on the loosing end of the stick.

I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.

	21-05-2003 14:41									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel I've managed to turn the tide! I let her choose, and then *I* get to ***** and moan and make her life miserable.

wow, youre a real big man.

	21-05-2003 18:01									#116
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Gentlemen, the sooner you can resign yourself of losing the vanity of "opinions", the happier your love life will be.

Actually, the idea that men lose all decision making ability is not true... what we do get (if we're smart) is a highly developed sense of when to pick our battles.

	21-05-2003 18:25									#117
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quote: wow, youre a real big man

you're just jealous.

	21-05-2003 19:12									#118
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quote: Originally posted by The Templar It's a way of saying "no" without bruising your ego.

What if they went out with you for about a week and a half, and then said they didn't want to hurt the friendship? And what if there were a number of other factors (that I don't particularly feel like getting into) that would make a relationship rather unstable and uncomfortable, but that were theoretically temporary?

	21-05-2003 19:16									#119
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Azazel, no, in fact I think you're the jealous one I'm the expert, remember?