18-05-2003 23:43									#1
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A few different ones..

Do you have a girlfriend?
You are CUTE! Are you on the market?

You are certainly attentive tonight!
Is sex ALL you think about?

Do you love me?
Watch me ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?
I did something you are NOT going to like.

We need to communicate better.
You need to agree with me more.
Smile, nod head, repeat.

I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.

I want HONESTY. No games!
Tell me what I want to hear.

I would rather focus on my career.
Focusing on something as boring and dull as her career is MORE FULFILLING than you’ll ever be.

Do what you want.
You’ll pay for it later.

I don’t remember how much it costs.
I’ll never tell you it cost a fortune.

Let’s paint the room!
You paint the room, I’m going shopping. Oh, and don’t make a mess.

Uh huh
Oh, did you say something? Whatever it was, it must not have been important.

No, take out is fine for dinner.
You cheap bastard!

I want a stable future.
I need to marry a sugar daddy!

You wouldn’t understand.
I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.

My screen name is JennySmalt
I have nothing to hide. There is nothing exciting about me.

My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.

So why did you and your ex break up?
What is wrong with you?

Post some more.

	19-05-2003 01:12									#2
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Do I look fat?
-Im Bored and want to start an Argument

	19-05-2003 01:13									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969 If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.

And hopefully, neither is she

Great idea, however

quote: I don’t want to ruin our friendship!

Should probably be "As if I'd ever go out with you". Or maybe that's just me

	19-05-2003 01:17									#4
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quote: Originally posted by Main_Brain Do I look fat? -Im Bored and want to start an Argument

	19-05-2003 01:24									#5
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Does this look good on me?
-You've been disappointing in bed recently and this is an attempt to see if you're secretly gay. Anything other than a disinterested grunt will have me shopping for a new manly lover.

	19-05-2003 01:26									#6
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Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.
Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.

	19-05-2003 01:28									#7
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*snicker*

	19-05-2003 01:35									#8
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I like old men, they are sweet

How much money do you have?

Whatever you want

OK, now it's your turn to ask me what I want to do.

Are you angry with me?

Yeah, that's right. I wrecked your damned car.

	19-05-2003 02:37									#9
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quote: Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you. Bodds, you're a raging mysoginist and nobody wants to sleep with you.

	19-05-2003 02:47									#10
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What if she doesn't want to ruin the friendship and she doesn't tell you about the guys she's sleeping with?

	19-05-2003 05:07									#11
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"Lets listen to our radio station"

Translation: Lets listen to my radio station

"Lets go visit our friends"

Translation: Lets go visit my friends

"I don't like the crowd we've been hanging with recently"

Translation: I don't like your friends.

"Honey, can you pick up a pregnancy test?"

Translation: This is a test, an only a test, to see how you react to the thought of me being pregnant, so as to ensure you won't leave me if you do knock me up.

"Honey, I'm pregnant"

Translation: Our lives, as we knew them, have just ended......

	19-05-2003 05:16									#12
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quote: You wouldn’t understand. I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.

	19-05-2003 05:25									#13
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You PROMISED to spend a quiet evening with ME!

- Boys nights are over forever

	19-05-2003 05:33									#14
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Manese

Honey I'm going to go play on the computer for a little while

12 hours later......

I'm sorry I was wrong and I will try my best to never happen again

I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.

	19-05-2003 05:34									#15
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quote: I'm not wrong, I'm not sorry and it will probably happen again.

Of course we aren't wrong, we just say it to get what we really want .

	19-05-2003 05:35									#16
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You just keep driving, I'll look at the map

- We're lost forever

	19-05-2003 05:36									#17
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I have a headache



Are you busy honey?



What did she say to you then?

	19-05-2003 05:37									#18
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And that would be.........SEX!! **applause for sex**

Ahhh but here's the tricky part.......we let you think you guys are in there but in reality, you wouldn't get in if we didn't open the door. So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.

If we didn't have panties you wanted into what kind of world would it be?

	19-05-2003 05:39									#19
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Tiamat, don't be so over confident. Remember if no one wants to enter, the house is empty .

	19-05-2003 05:39									#20
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quote: So next time you think you're being slick remember who's really running the show.

Prostitutes?

	19-05-2003 07:01									#21
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Oh, you mean him? We're just friends

He's much better looking than you are and let's me spend much more than you ever did, so.....

Sigh....

	19-05-2003 07:10									#22
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what a great opinion of women we have...

	19-05-2003 07:19									#23
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It's not you, it's just me. We can still be friends.

It's you, not me. Don't call me and don't come near me ever again. I'm just saying this to let you down easy without taking away your testicles.

Why no! I'm not taken.

I want to see how much money you spend on me so I know whether or not you're loaded.


Manese:

Wow, we have so much in common!

Lets hook up.

You look stunning

I want to take off your clothes and sex you up.

How was your day?

I have about 5 hours to spare to listen to you talk. (OOOOooooooh!)

	19-05-2003 07:22									#24
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*from experience..... sigh...*

Girl: There's nothing wrong with you, its me.

Translation: You're a loser cause your car sucks and you got no money. SO C'ya, im gonna start going out with this totally inferior guy, but his dad is a Mexican Drug Lord (so he says ) so that makes him a million times better than you...

	19-05-2003 07:24									#25
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damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!

	19-05-2003 07:26									#26
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Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

Wutang!

	19-05-2003 07:27									#27
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me? Wutang!

Theres plenty of monkeys in my trousers. A team full of it.

	19-05-2003 07:33									#28
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GIRL:

quote: Is that a monkey in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?

Response: why yes, this is my monkey Mojo, he likes my pants... you havent met before? .... oh, i see, now i know what you thought it was you sick b*tch.



grrr.... sry for appearing hostile to woman, im upset now, thank you very much thread reminding me of past...

	19-05-2003 07:35									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka You just keep driving, I'll look at the map - We're lost forever

Surely, you are exaggerating. Someone must have returned to tell the tale.

	19-05-2003 07:55									#30
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Bodds, your problem is trying to understand women with your nads and not your heart.