20-05-2003 02:31									#61
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Woman: I could never cheat on my boyfriend.

I most certainly would cheat if I meet the right guy and I thought I could get away with it. I just don't want anyone to find out or else people will start calling me a slut.

	20-05-2003 03:10									#62
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I adore you.
I guess I'll settle for you...

	20-05-2003 03:55									#63
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woman: *moan*.... that was the best Ive had in forever....

Thinking: God damn, i had to fake it AGAIN!

	20-05-2003 04:09									#65
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Woman: God damn you!

Translation: This one requires no translation.

	20-05-2003 05:28									#66
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quote: Originally posted by Ramo I'll be ready in 5 minutes. I'll be ready in 2 hours.

Or in the case of my girlfriend, "I'll decide that I don't want to go out after all in about two hours."

	20-05-2003 05:47									#67
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Now, now. They have lots of hair to fix, make up to put on, and it just won't do unless she tries on every outfit she has atleast twice.

	20-05-2003 05:50									#68
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This double post brought to you by Double-Post-Toasties, America's favorite dry breakfast, and by Loostener's Castor Oil Flakes, the all-weather breakfast.

	20-05-2003 06:21									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman damn, frankychan beat me to it... but mine is LEGIT!

So's mine, man!

(wow this is late)

I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy.

But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.

	20-05-2003 06:37									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan So's mine, man! (wow this is late) I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy. But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.

Atta Boy!!!
show her she ****ed up

	20-05-2003 08:45									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison I've had women ask me that before But alas, whenever I say 'no' they always reply 'well I have'

It depends on what you want. If you want to be truthful, answer "no." If you want to make yourself look desirable, answer "yes."

	20-05-2003 17:59									#72
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Or how about...
I'm between relationships
I'm kind of seeing someone but don't think it's going to work

Makes you desirable and available!

	20-05-2003 19:33									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan So's mine, man! (wow this is late) I once had a girl tell me she was a lesbian when I asked her out in high school...then hooked up with another guy. But I showed her! Now I'm doing way more in my life than she is.

I thought you were gonna say you went gay.

	20-05-2003 20:42									#74
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Woman: yak yak yak yak yak yak yak

Translation: __________

	20-05-2003 20:47									#75
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quote: I don’t want to ruin our friendship! Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.

classic

	20-05-2003 22:19									#76
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classic...and oh so true

	20-05-2003 22:38									#77
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(Two girls get up and go to the bathroom together)
Women: We're going to the bathroom and we'll be right back.

Translation: We're going to go in there to gossip about you and your friend. We're going to giggle and laugh about which one we think looks better naked and how we are going to shamlessly get you hot and heavy and then leave you standing outside.

	20-05-2003 22:41									#78
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Woman: What are we doing this weekend

Translation: You are going to do "this and that" this weekend whether you like it or not.

	20-05-2003 22:43									#79
	Got spare money?

Spoken like a true married man Ming.

	20-05-2003 22:43									#80
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Are you coming with me to visit my parents this weekend?

Your coming with me no matter what I just like to watch you try and weasel you way out of this one

me:

	20-05-2003 22:47									#81
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Even worse: We'll be both getting it on with your friend, while you stand and hold a candle.

	20-05-2003 22:49									#82
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Why are you like that?

- I want to argue with you Azazel and after that hook myself up with Pekka who is a good guy and more sensible than you.

	20-05-2003 22:58									#83
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"hook up".

What's wrong with my hook?

	20-05-2003 22:59									#84
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I don't do man.. I'm sorry.. I'm just blessed I guess.

	20-05-2003 23:00									#85
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Mewwww

Mewwww

	20-05-2003 23:04									#86
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Pekka, I was kidding.

	20-05-2003 23:06									#87
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Yeah right. You want that finnish hook like a concubine from hell and we know it.

	20-05-2003 23:09									#88
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ROTFLMAO!!!

	20-05-2003 23:15									#89
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I wasn't kidding ??

	20-05-2003 23:23									#90
	Tired of ads?

I surely hope you did.