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Vesayen is offline Vesayen
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This is under the assumption you believe in God(Im not sure if I am):


God created the universe and everything in it, so anything that happens as a result of the laws of physics(leave free will out of this)-which he made, which kills us, is his fault.

Our natural aging will kill anyone eventually, so since God set up the process, dosent that mean he is killing us all?

Dosent seem very nice......

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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...not me he hasn't, i'm going to be immortal...so far, so good! ;O)

Ming is offline Ming
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Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Indeed.


God gives the chance thwart death and have eternal life.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Oct 1999
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Would you prefer to live forever and drift into total senility?

Actually (paraphrasing here, so the anal theological types can refine what they will), the literalist doctrine is that physical mortality (i.e. this corporeal life, not the afterlife) developed as a result of sin (the fall of man) once ol' Eve got Adam to disobey God's directive.

The Catholic view is that Genesis creation is allegorical, which is irrelevant to the issue of attaining eternal life.

Really, you can't blame God too much, because for us to live forever, everything would have to be perfectly stable down to a subatomic level, and such a universe doesn't provide the necessary type of interactions for us to exist in the first place.

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Yes, but He gave us life befpre deatj. It seems a pretty good deal to me.

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Really, you can't blame God too much, because for us to live forever, everything would have to be perfectly stable down to a subatomic level, and such a universe doesn't provide the necessary type of interactions for us to exist in the first place.


Spoken like a true Christian!

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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I'm not a Genesis literalist or a fundie in any other respect.

God created the universe (as defined in physical law), the rest was expressed in terms applicable to a ~12th century BC audience.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Yes, but He gave us life befpre deatj. It seems a pretty good deal to me.


But some people just have NO life.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Everybody want to live forever but nobody want to get old.

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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"Thank god I am atheist."

I think I am quoting somebody.. Anybody know who?

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Would you prefer to live forever and drift into total senility?

Actually (paraphrasing here, so the anal theological types can refine what they will), the literalist doctrine is that physical mortality (i.e. this corporeal life, not the afterlife) developed as a result of sin (the fall of man) once ol' Eve got Adam to disobey God's directive.


The odd part is that God told Adam that, were he to eat the fruit, he'd die instantly. Then Adam does, he doesn't die instantly, and goes on to die at 930 years old.

That's some instant!

The diplomat is offline The diplomat
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Originally, God did not create the universe with death. Death only began after Man sinned.

God gave Adam and Eve free will to choose between the tree of life or the tree of knowledge between good and evil.
Adam and Eve could have chosen to eat from the tree of life, and be immortal. Instead, they chose the tree of knowledge. They chose death!

Therefore death in the world is our doing not God's.

Japher is offline Japher
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Got spare money?

Mortality is suppose to be some kind of gift... blah.

God giveth and god taketh awayeth

Vesayen is offline Vesayen
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quote:
Originally posted by The diplomat
Originally, God did not create the universe with death. Death only began after Man sinned.

God gave Adam and Eve free will to choose between the tree of life or the tree of knowledge between good and evil.
Adam and Eve could have chosen to eat from the tree of life, and be immortal. Instead, they chose the tree of knowledge. They chose death!

Therefore death in the world is our doing not God's.


How the hell am I responsible for some guy and girl eating an apple 5763(5762?) years ago?

The diplomat is offline The diplomat
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Originally posted by Vesayen


How the hell am I responsible for some guy and girl eating an apple 5763(5762?) years ago?


You are not! But you are responsible for your actions NOW. That is why God calls us to repent of our sins, because we are responsible for our present sins.

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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Vesayen:

actually, the apple was sex... they gained the knowledge of God (ability to create)... sex like i've always said is the cause of all our troubles...

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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No, it is only you who will not live forever. Why? Because heaven is supposed to be fun and good place, and there is no room for questions like that in there!

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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edit - crosspost. Meant for Speer, not you, Pekka.

That's just what everyone who can't get any rationalizes to cheer themselves up.

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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quote:
Originally posted by Albert Speer
Vesayen:

actually, the apple was sex... they gained the knowledge of God (ability to create)... sex like i've always said is the cause of all our troubles...


we have now entered the theological twilight zone......

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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That means god has killed every lefty. Ergo god must hate lefties.



Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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MtG:

I can EASILY get some... there are so many whores here it's sad... i choose to not have sex.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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I didn't say buy some.

BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place.

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quote:
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I didn't say buy some.

BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place.




I "choose" not to be wealthy and job free.

ACK!

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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MtG:

damn why does everyone here on apolyton think whores are only prostitutes... whores are also morally loose women who give it up to anybody...

nah but for real though... i can easily get a smut i just want a good girl and they're harder to get.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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I can fukk any girl I like, as long as she's my wife...

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Now that things are good, I could go for the 900 or so years the early folks got. I'd work until 65 and collect social security for 835 yrs.

Wonder how many San Miguels I could consume in 835 yrs?

It's just fun to contemplate.



"BTW, I "choose" not to flap my arms and fly around all over the place."

I TOLD you he is the o n e...

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quote:
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MtG:

damn why does everyone here on apolyton think whores are only prostitutes... whores are also morally loose women who give it up to anybody...

nah but for real though... i can easily get a smut i just want a good girl and they're harder to get.


You are technically correct, but a better term is slut.

Whores use sex for money or personal gain.

ACK!

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quote:
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Now that things are good, I could go for the 900 or so years the early folks got. I'd work until 65 and collect social security for 835 yrs.

Wonder how many San Miguels I could consume in 835 yrs?



San Miguels? The Phillipino beer? What does it taste like in the states?

ACK!

 
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