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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002
time: 21:28
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ming, obviously it wasnt a message from bods. we all know he likes to frequent the tranny bars...
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Zylka
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Real men would drink semen in a pint if it came from a burly lumber-jack, I suppose. I mean honestly, being told that people actually ENJOY the taste of "manly" drinks is absolute BS. You generally can aquire a substantial psychological craving taste for liquors after YEARS of consumption (ie. Scotch, which stands at an average of 17 years) - but anyone who says they truly enjoy them right off the bat (cringing between b*tch sips) is lying, a la liquid machismo.
It's the same idea on a different tmeline with coffee and tobbacco, etc. You have to force yourself through repeated disgust and varying sickness those first few weeks, until it tapers down to an association enjoyment with the high. Hell, I couldn't stand the taste of cocaine dripping down my throat when I started, as most associates using initially complain. Now I have a second stomach for the stuff, and the taste of it running through the veins in my tongue is more enjoyable than sugar (it's a quick asssociation acquisition). I personally haven't acquired an honest taste for beer yet, but it's rather neutral now... has anyone?
B*tch drinks actually associated with getting laid:
-Smirnoff Ice
-Liquid Cocaine (Red Bull & Vodka)
-CRANTINI!!!
-Baileys
-Becks
-Heineken
-Corona
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Zylka
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Hmmm... Is red wine or champagne considered feminine? Those are top as well. Hard liquor is simply disgusting... take for example Gin - OH BOY, IT TASTES LIKE I'M DRINKING A PINE TREE!
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Zylka
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quote:
I think i know what Bodd's is getting at with the Bacardi Breezer type blokes, generally the one's that think they are somewhat 'better' than they are, who will also often wear ridiculasly tight top's and perfectly spiked hair, although I'm generalising somewhat now |
HAHAHAHAHA Yeah, I'm one of the ones wearing such a shirt with kitch metal studs lining the collar - my hair fashion messed carefully, and a pair of Versace shades on [can't afford such this year, though  ]
Doesn't mean I think I'm better - it means I like getting compliments on how I look, stared at by pretty girls, and subsequently chatting them up about whatever fru fru sh*t we so desire for the rest of the night. Meanwhile - I have ridiculous looking f*ckwits who don't know how to shave their rat-staches or buy anything besides Nike sneering at me and sarcastically pointing out that "models aren't allowed in here"
I decided not to buy a knife afterall, because I hadn't been able to contain my swift kick to a kneecap upon one such instance, and don't want to kill anyone - regardless of the possible source of insecurity in their attacks
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Cruddy
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Personally I don't usually drink... but am an absolute pig for Scotch if there's a bottle handy.
If women want to drink pints of real ale or men want not to, what's the issue?
I like the Rev. Jesse Jackson's definition of a man.;-
"You are not a man because you can father a child. You are a man because you can raise a child."
No alcohol involved at all there.
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15-06-2003 04:19
You and I both knew the moment Lancer made his first post, he was going to try to pull a Cool Hand Luke. Or is that Rebel Without a Clue? 
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