16-06-2003 02:26									#91
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Provost: What's the problem in tossing off vodka? Is this some English wordplay that is eluding me?

	16-06-2003 03:39									#92
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Well tossing off generally means to masturbate, that is all...tossing is a difficult word like that...chucking down would be fine for example...

	16-06-2003 03:46									#93
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Och I see. Sorry. You know what I mean anyway. And I've seen the expression "toss off" with the meaning of drink an alcoholic beverage very quickly in one swig, but never in the meaning of to masturbate.... Weird.

	16-06-2003 07:35									#94
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There's always the slang "tosser"

	16-06-2003 08:28									#95
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quote: "BTW, if you don't like your alcoholic drinks "flavoured", why don't you drink 100% alcohol?"

Does Bicardi 151 count? Anything stronger than that and I'd spend way to long coughing to get much down...

Anyway the problem isn't with flavoured drinks its with sickeningly sweet drinks, "real" alcoholic drinks can have great flavous (like guiness or a good tequila) while not completely drowning out the alcohol.

But I suppose we can all unite against the drue Satan, lite beer. No good flavour, no sickening sweetness, too little alcohol to get you drunk without forcing you to piss a gallon, no nothing than anyone should like. Why the hell do people drink it?!?!?! If you just want to get drunk and don't give a **** about taste buy a handle of cheap vodka, its easier and cheaper...

	16-06-2003 14:45									#96
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Boshko: I agree. I don't think that it is possible to get drunk on lite beer at all (Is Miller a lite beer? Only American beer I've taster), consireding the time it takes to drink any quantity of it...
Then again, vodka-drunkedness is not exactly the best... Esp. cheap vodka...

	16-06-2003 14:50									#97
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Oh, and bailey's isn't a ***** drink, it's a top liquor.

	16-06-2003 15:52									#98
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Replace baileys in my post with midori then.

	16-06-2003 16:36									#99
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One day I was watching a local cricket final, one team was from a very working class area and the other from a daddy bought me a BMW area.

I sat amongst the supporters of the working class and drank many cans of VB (beer) and we all had a ball laughing at the breezer boys.

	16-06-2003 16:46									#100
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bailey's is the spawn of satan :Puke:

what i drink depends on the situation, when i'm going to pub for a quick pint, or to watch the footie then i prefer larger. if it's a big night then i'll drink larger, followed by VK or similar, followed by shots, if it's going to be a major day-long drinking session (say the mumbles mile, or similar pub crawl) then i'll drink bitter, usually a nice bass or brains.

	16-06-2003 17:18									#101
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Double Baileys and Malibu is an interesting concoction I had once.

Baileys ice cream is tasty though.

	16-06-2003 19:54									#102
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Bailey's ice cream? Never had that. The liquor is nice, I used to have a bottle of it in my room all the time when I was still an uni student. So, one night, a woman came into my room and drank almost an entire bottle, completely unaware that it's pretty alcoholic stuff, and promptly fell down into my bed.

I got to slept on the floor that night

	16-06-2003 19:57									#103
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Was this person invited, or did they just wander in and find something to chugg?

	16-06-2003 20:24									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Gee... wasn't he making fun of Bod's when Bod's couldn't reply

But he wasn't the one who prevented Bod's from posting.

	16-06-2003 22:09									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Replace baileys in my post with midori then.

Hey, I like midori

	16-06-2003 22:18									#106
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UR, remember the golden rule: if she passes out on your bed, it's not rape.

(better add a winkie there)

	16-06-2003 22:20									#107
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Cockney

	16-06-2003 22:20									#108
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And what about my favourite, Pimms and lemonade (with all the garnish of course) for a wooftah drink? But then again I am not likely to go into a Northern working man's club and order one

	16-06-2003 23:18									#109
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Cockney, it really isn't rape but you know, when that thing happened of which I told earlier me conscience was nagging me although I did almost nothing.

OK, when she started to wake up she started "getting closer" to me and I responded. Luckily I didn't go very far because as I found out after a while she did it mostly because it's "excpected" or something. I mean, she was physically ready, but she didn't want it - not really. Thank God I understood that in time

Yah, I'm weird.

	17-06-2003 00:36									#110
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quote: Yes, yes! He's too fancy a lad to be banned, or get a girl pregnant outside of marriage HEAVENS FORBID.

Well, one out of two ain't bad.

I'll let you guess which one.

I'm not afraid, if the mods want to ban me they should go ahead and do so.

	17-06-2003 00:53									#111
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Sigh.... This spamfest has lasted long enough.

See you in two weeks obiwan.

	17-06-2003 02:12									#112
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you're all going to be banned for this one.

I think it's time to renew my petition to get to be mod of off-topic. It's my life's dream

	17-06-2003 08:09									#113
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Was this person invited, or did they just wander in and find something to chugg?

She came to talk to me about her recent messy breakup, and found the liquor just sitting there. She ended up alternately sobbing, talking, and chugging.

	17-06-2003 08:11									#114
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I drink and smoke everything that is considered feminine:

Parliament lights and Various weak ass drinks like mike's hard lemonade, smirnoff ice (I admit that is soooo girl's drink ) and etc.

But I have unhealthy obsession with guiness so Im not too worried about it.

	17-06-2003 08:40									#115
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Sorry fellow American's but the UK makes the best tasting beer (aside from Sam Adams! )

Good Beer's for me are

Boddington's Pub Ale
Guiness (of course)
Sam Adams!
Tsing-Tao (chinese beer, lots of asian beer here)
Sapporo
Kirin Lager.

Good stuff.

	18-06-2003 10:05									#116
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"Ah right, point taken."

Shi, I got a ban for it, Ming didn't.

Anyway, situation normal...afu. Btw I've been trying to reply to your PM for a week now. My reply is in a thread to you about your full PMs, which I just bumped to pg 1.

	18-06-2003 10:18									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger She came to talk to me about her recent messy breakup, and found the liquor just sitting there. She ended up alternately sobbing, talking, and chugging.

...and proceeded to fall asleep ON YOUR BED. Tapping her on the shoulder in her "sleep" would probably have gotten you laid

	18-06-2003 13:18									#118
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"...and proceeded to fall asleep ON YOUR BED. Tapping her on the shoulder in her "sleep" would probably have gotten you laid"

How romantic. The modern equivelent of knocking them on the head with a club. May you have many daughters Zylka. The sad face smiley saves you.

"Thank God I understood that in time"

Amen.

	18-06-2003 13:19									#119
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Hey Lance what does your brother's ass have to say about all of this?

	18-06-2003 13:27									#120
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Marko's anti donkey stance (does he hate all animals? Puppys, kittens?) makes it impossible to reply Derek.