15-06-2003 02:01									#1
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You know the sort...you'll go in a pub and order a pint of whatever is nearest to cask ale. For Wetherspoon's, the real thing. Most chain pubs, it'll be a dodgy bitter like Worthington's.

Then you get a group of girl-boys coming in, you know, straight yet overly-feminine, ordering Bacardi Breezers and Malibu and Coke. Not that there is anything wrong with the latter if in a 50-50 ratio, but shouldn't those drinks be left for the women? Don't want to leave them with nothing to drink but Brains SA do we.

The *****-drink guide:

1) Bacardi Breezer
2) Taboo and lemonade
3) Cider & black *quickly rising*

The real man's drink guide:

1) Cask ale
2) Whisky
3) Bitter

	15-06-2003 02:05									#2
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Hahaha...I just posted about this last night elsewhere.

Anyone who is concerned about having a "real man"'s drink over what he thinks tastes better is most certainly not a real man.

Period.

	15-06-2003 02:07									#3
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Real men like the taste of cask ale, whisky and bitter and hence drink them.

	15-06-2003 02:09									#4
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Real men like what they like and think anyone who insists they should drink otherwise to be a "real man" are insecure morons.

	15-06-2003 02:11									#5
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People donīt drink what you like?

Man, this is so shocking!

	15-06-2003 02:12									#6
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i don't drink girly drinks because they are usually at least twice as expensive

	15-06-2003 02:12									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Real men like what they like and think anyone who insists they should drink otherwise to be a "real man" are insecure morons.

And people who need their alcoholic drinks "flavoured" with heaps of sugar, colourings and sweeteners have got immature tastebuds that can't appreciate a real drink.

	15-06-2003 02:15									#8
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I like how you associate mature tastebuds with being able to get an acquired taste for crap drinks.

BTW, if you don't like your alcoholic drinks "flavoured", why don't you drink 100% alcohol?

	15-06-2003 02:15									#9
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God Bods, are you that anal that you can't let people drink something other than what you think is proper without moaning about it? So what if they like alcopops? How in any way does it affect your life?

	15-06-2003 02:16									#10
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i love whiskey...but i also love margarritas... im a bialcoholic

	15-06-2003 02:18									#11
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What a poor troll. What about those of us who are unable to drink lager or bitter for medical reasons and have to make do with cider instead (I'm almost teetotal these days as a result of this btw)?

	15-06-2003 02:18									#12
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Bitch drinks are only acceptable if you torpedo them.

	15-06-2003 02:20									#13
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but the joy of margarritas is enjoying the lemon flavor and getting drunk to boot

	15-06-2003 02:24									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's Real men like the taste of cask ale, whisky and bitter and hence drink them.

Taz, you have a legit excuse.

	15-06-2003 02:30									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Boddington's Bitch drinks are only acceptable if you torpedo them.

Not only is this a bad troll... your silly games for getting around the censor has earned you a three day vacation.

The owners have the censored turned on for a reason... respect their wishes or find somewhere else to post.

	15-06-2003 03:55									#16
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Real Men can drink the following:


Milk

Diet Pepsi

Sweet Tea

Apple Juice


You dont have to be a consumer of Alcholol to "qualify" as a man.

Peace

Grandpa Troll

	15-06-2003 04:00									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Ming Not only is this a bad troll... your silly games for getting around the censor has earned you a three day vacation. The owners have the censored turned on for a reason... respect their wishes or find somewhere else to post.

upsidedown exlimation mark?

	15-06-2003 04:01									#18
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I have a friend who once ordered a sweet sherry in a pub (he is male). He never heard the end of the ribbing for that

	15-06-2003 04:02									#19
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You're quite welcome to use b*tch at CGN, after all, it is only a term for a female dog

	15-06-2003 04:06									#20
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All the best drinks come with a little paper umbrella in em.

Hmm, making me thirsty, think I'll head out for a little drinkie...

	15-06-2003 04:06									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison You're quite welcome to use b*tch at CGN, after all, it is only a term for a female dog

People can do what they want at other sites... but here, the owners have left that word on the censor list.

So respect their wishes... I don't think that's asking too much considering all the work they do to give you such a great place to post for free

	15-06-2003 04:07									#22
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat Taz, you have a legit excuse.

It would be nice not to have it and be able to have the occasional lager.

Oh well by the time I'm 70 they may have gene therepy going to fix it... Only anothe r35 years to wait :cry:

	15-06-2003 04:09									#23
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Last time I checked Stew didn't even like real ale. Indeed, he posted a picture of himself here only a few weeks ago of him drinking cider...

	15-06-2003 04:09									#24
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Bods, if you need a message posted let me know, happy to help...

	15-06-2003 04:11									#25
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What medical reasons exclude you from drinking beer?

	15-06-2003 04:11									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer Bods, if you need a message posted let me know, happy to help...

And that will only get you restricted as well...

	15-06-2003 04:14									#27
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Beat me to it.

	15-06-2003 04:16									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Troll Real Men can drink the following: Milk Diet Pepsi Sweet Tea Apple Juice You dont have to be a consumer of Alcholol to "qualify" as a man. Peace Grandpa Troll

Most of the time, I don't drink alcohol when I'm out, but when I do drink alcohol, I don't go for those fruity mixed drink things. Real beer, ale or stout, real wine (no $%^& pink Zin crap), or tequila or bourbon straight up.

	15-06-2003 04:16									#29
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Message from Bods:

"I like the drinks with the little paper umbrellas too Lancer, though I'm embarrassed to drink them when I'm out with my mates. At the gay bar it's another story..."

	15-06-2003 04:16									#30
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See you in three days as well Lancer.