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Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Have we got any horse left? I'm still hungry.
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We dont eat them, we sodomize them..


So if ur not honry... horses cant really help you.
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* casts Disintegrate Mech
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* casts carve and cook horse
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Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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i'm not that hungry, skanky.
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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that was so 2 weeks ago lonestar... we've already beaten that dead horse and sodomized it.


Got a link?
Japher is offline Japher
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"Kill the women, and rape the horses!"
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I think you have that backwards. I hope you have that backwards.

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It was in a movie.
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I think it was in The Three Amigos
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"Kill the women, and rape the horses!"


How about "Kill and rape the horses"?

Though, how do you rape something that's dead?
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I think it was something like brun the village, rape the horses, and ride off on the women...

Can't find the scipt so I don't know for sure how it went... Just thought it was funny...
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i'm sure there are deviants... who take the eternal silence as lack of consent...

i'm sure there are deviants... who take the eternal silence as consent...
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i'm sure there are deviants... who take the eternal silence as consent...


Silence is the sign of consent, goes the Finnish proverb.
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Silence is the sign of consent, goes the Finnish proverb.

So it's legal if she keeps her big mouth shut?
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So it's legal if she keeps her big mouth shut?


Umm, well, if she's trying to inflict bodily harm or demonstrating denial in other similar fashion, not necessarily... but if she just lays there quietly, yes, it's legal, unless the age or family factors are involved.
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So it's legal if she keeps her big mouth shut?



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Speaking of which. DD, can I have some sort of peanut and chocolate bar to ease my immediate hunger?
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Of course.
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Of course.

yay! I love my Snicker snacks




There's nothing left in there to plunder Lonestar.
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There's nothing left in there to plunder Lonestar.
He didn't do that for the profit.
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cough
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"Kill the women, and rape the horses!"



No no no.

It was, "and we raped the horses, and rode off on the women!"
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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cough


Now turn your head the other way.
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cough cough
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