28-06-2003 04:10									#91
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MrFun walks in and is disappointed there are no self-help books available on developing Apolyton humor.


Gets really nervous when he sees all these other loons trying to hide weapons behind their backs.

	28-06-2003 04:11									#92
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certain people in here have become very odd.... they make Tuome seem normal....

	28-06-2003 04:30									#93
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Weapons behind our backs? Oh, right, these!

* Kassiopeia pokes the Wombat with his ridiculously large sword *

	28-06-2003 04:33									#94
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* Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."

	28-06-2003 06:28									#95
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

The coffee's great, but you have to fight to the death for it armed with only the antennas on cell phones. I personally prefer using them to poke the opponent's eyes out, but that's just me.

	28-06-2003 06:32									#96
	Got spare money?

quote: Originally posted by Cruddy * Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."

Only those with the courage to get past the asylum inmates I call customers get coffee, as mrmitchell said.

	28-06-2003 06:36									#97
	Remove this text

* Cruddy walks in and tries to look nonchalant.

Kass, could I borrow your sword for a minute? Or you just cut off the Wombat's ear? That's all I want it for.

Mr DinoDoc? A large mug of coffee please. I'm gasping.
Oh, and a steak and kidney pie please.

	28-06-2003 06:40									#98
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Of course. You've earned it. I hope you enjoy the meal.

* DinoDoc hands Cruddy his food

	28-06-2003 06:49									#99
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This is um -- an interesting place, to say the least.

	28-06-2003 06:49									#100
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* Cruddy takes the pie.

Thanks DD.

Never mind Kass. I've had an idee for that.

* Cruddy unfolds a tiny pocket knife

* Cruddy cuts off the Womba's left ear.

* Cruddy cuts open the pie, and puts the ear inside.

I always wanted to be in the pioneer brigade.

* Munch

	28-06-2003 06:54									#101
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* Lonestar waves unholy vorpal ghosttouch shocking returning hammer at Cruddy and CW.

	28-06-2003 07:00									#102
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Let's all just put away our weapons and have a nice chit-chat ok?

	28-06-2003 07:01									#103
	Got spare money?

* DinoDoc pins bull's eye to MrFun's back

	28-06-2003 07:02									#104
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

* Cruddy ducks, and starts whittling a table leg into a weapon.

You fiend! Come between a man and his meal, would you? Just you wait till I've finished building a catapult.

	28-06-2003 07:03									#105
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc * DinoDoc pins bull's eye to MrFun's back

** MrFun runs into restroom and changes shirt and then keeps his back to the wall at all times **

	28-06-2003 07:06									#106
	Increase Your PM Length

quote: Originally posted by MrFun ** MrFun runs into restroom and ... keeps his back to the wall at all times **

Upon entering men's rooms, I thought you normally made it a point to make your backside readily available?

	28-06-2003 07:09									#107
	Increase Your PM Length

* Criddy realises the catapult will take too long has a beter idea.

* Cruddy grabs a pepper pot, rips the lid off, hurls the contents at Lornestar

* Cruddy presses button on his GPS and casts teleport

	28-06-2003 07:10									#108
	Tired of ads?

quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Upon entering men's rooms, I thought you normally made it a point to make your backside readily available?

Kinda hard for me to do that, if I'm the top.

Are you here for a drink tonight? I'm going out to the real clubs.

See ya later everyone.

	28-06-2003 07:41									#109
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* Cruddy runs in and grabs his coffee.

You'll be sorry. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

* Cruddy runs out again quick.

	28-06-2003 09:04									#110
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* QCubed strings a rope across the door to trip cruddy.

	28-06-2003 09:14									#111
	Got spare money?

* Cruddy jumps over the rope, but spills the coffee

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Last edited by Cruddy on 28-06-2003 at 09:28

	28-06-2003 09:54									#112
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* QCubed offers legal services to sue the coffeemaker.

	28-06-2003 10:02									#113
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* Cruddy keeps moving fast

	28-06-2003 10:02									#114
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(distant) Just you wait till I borrow a moby! You're all doomed, you hear me? Doooooomed....

	28-06-2003 19:00									#115
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Kinda hard for me to do that, if I'm the top. Are you here for a drink tonight? I'm going out to the real clubs. See ya later everyone.

* Lonestar screams "Ahhhh! My Virgin eyes!"

	28-06-2003 19:08									#116
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Virgin? I'm sure MrFun can remedy that, too!

	28-06-2003 19:11									#117
	Remove this text

He is in the Navy. He needs to learn sooner or later.

	28-06-2003 19:12									#118
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Teehee!

	28-06-2003 21:28									#119
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc He is in the Navy. He needs to learn sooner or later.

	29-06-2003 00:40									#120
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* Lonestar casts lvl5 smite gay homsexuals (and DinoDoc)

* Lonestar waves holy talisman at Mr.Fun "ix-nay on the omo-hay exual-say"