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chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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* chegitz wanders in, reads the sign, and pokes the wombat.

"Triple decaf esspresso mocha skinny over ice."

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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Meanwhile....

Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?

Passing Russian Tourist: Job tovadyamoy! Panhemajo, grabit?

Cruddy: Sorry I asked...

Back in the coffee shop

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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  Old Post 29-06-2003 01:55 Visit Immortal Wombat's homepage!
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* Immortal Wombat is glad /me isn't a womba


I need an anti-poking device. All these people so unaware of my 1337 gArDeN cEnTrInG skillz!

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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  Old Post 29-06-2003 23:25 Visit Immortal Wombat's homepage!
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Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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* Lonestar Puts up new sign : "Apolyton Coffee shop; AECCP HQ"

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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* Kassiopeia socialises the sign for The People and burns it to produce warmth *

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard fires a harpoon missile at Lonestar

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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* Lonestar uses the Aussie supergun to shoot the Harpoon down.

* Lonestar furhter uses the gun to shoot up that dirty Eurocom who socialized the sign.

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Help, help, I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system?

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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  Old Post 30-06-2003 05:11 Visit Lonestar's homepage!
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quote:
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Help, help, I'm being oppressed! See the violence inherent in the system?


* Lonestar orders AECCP Goons to attack.

* Lonestar remebers he and DD already had this discussion, and there won't be money in the Budget until the SD piss-up.

Damn!

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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  Old Post 30-06-2003 05:13 Visit Cruddy's homepage!
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Meanwhile....

Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?

Passing Jamaican Tourist: Go shine Babylon, bumberklat!

Cruddy: Sorry I asked...

Back in the coffee shop

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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  Old Post 30-06-2003 05:31 Visit Immortal Wombat's homepage!
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Cruddy, do you want to borrow my phone?

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
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  Old Post 30-06-2003 05:42
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I do.

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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no long-distance calls to NZ then...

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
time: 14:29
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* Skanky Burns lends Cruddy a New Zealand phonebook.

Cruddy is offline Cruddy
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Mar 2003
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Meanwhile....

Cruddy: Excuse me sir, could I borrow your mobile phone?

Passing Scottish Tourist: Bampot! D' ye no' realise ye ha' pish stained troosers on?

* Cruddy covers the coffee stain with the NZ phonebook

Thanks Skanky.

Back in the coffee shop

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
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Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place?


Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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quote:
Are there any sodomy laws to be weary of in this place?


Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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Yes, you need to engage in it at least once every 48 hours. The Coffeeshop has a goat over there that you can use if there are no other alternatives - we wouldn't want the police to catch us becoming sexually normal now would we?


Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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No! This the AECCP heartland. There is no Sodomy Here!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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DP

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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quote:
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Lonestar, you could at least stop using the goat while you are saying that.


Hrrr.....Lonestar isn't here anymore...

I'm Edward

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
King

Feb 2000
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  Old Post 07-07-2003 05:30
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You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 07-07-2003 05:31
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Now where is that paper-bag dispencer again? I think Lonestar needs to use one.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 07-07-2003 05:46
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or 6

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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You're soooo fugly that you scared everyone away



* Lonestar grunts

Bugger you, CW

Kalius is offline Kalius
Emperor
Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:29
  Old Post 07-07-2003 07:34
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Lonestar, you ugly bastard

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard launches 0 combat drones at Frozzy dispersing 0 shields

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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Nov 2002
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Well, Edward, at least it's good to see you the way you REALLY are. Too many people are concerned about the masks they have to wear.

Try being a girl sometime and walk through the makeup counter at a department store. There is so much stuff there that no-one could possibly EVER need, but somehow the counter people will INSIST that you need it before you somehow become uglier.

I still don't wear makeup. I refuse to believe that having 'naturally purple and green' eyelids is a good thing. I got punched in the eye once, and that was exactly how it looked.

Oh, and I'd like a double tall decaf nonfat extra hot iced water, please.

 
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