05-07-2003 10:23									#1
	Monkspider's Fun Corner: Impersonate your favorite Poly members! Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

After posting here for a couple years now, it is about time I share my observations. Feel free to share your own.
Here are a few of my better ones. Oh yeah, and don't even think of posting offensive impersonations like "Gee whiz, I are stupid", or else, doom.


-----Beserker-

quote: Feel free

Nothing is free that is stolen from the tax payers. Besides, I remember in a thread from 1997 you clearly said that you were against free handouts to corporatations. I see you are contradicting yourself yet again.

quote: to

To what? Steal? This arguement clearly goes against Locke's principles of natural rights.

quote: share your own

What makes you think that this sharing is voluntary? It is theft, plain and simple.

Ha, I win again!!


-----Albert Speer
I'm tired of these white suburban kids always thinking they gotta be impersonating everyone. What's up with that ****? Where I live we don't impersonate anyone.

Thanks

----Jon Miller

This is my impersonation.

Jon Miller

------Fez
I'm tired of you illogical communists thinking you can impersonate me. WRONGO! Any such impersonations go against the free market, and are therefore evil, and I would drive a tank down the street to fight them.

----Zylka
OMG>OMG ThIs thread ROXXS my BOXORS!!!11!! [/eNd clever ImPErsonation mode]

----Ming
If this thread starts going down hill, it is toast.
Case closed.
Banning rod.

----Urban Ranger
This thread violates the second law of thermodynamics and therefore, cannot exist. I refer you to www.talkorigins.org for further evidence.

----Slowwhand
Y'all are dorks. If y'all want an impersonation, then pack ya'lls bags for Cuba.

-----Mr. Fun
Sorry guys, but as a member of the gay community, I think that the Union victory at Vicksburg was a result of....

-----JohnT
Impersonations are an invention of the GODLESS COMMIE HEATHEN! Now, where is Laura, Sophie needs some socks...



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	05-07-2003 10:25									#2
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Good impersonations Monkspider

	05-07-2003 10:29									#4
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Hi

This impersonating makes no sense

Have a nice day

--panag

As for those that beleive Satlin is evil, if you remember...
{add 12,000 character post}

--Propaganda

	05-07-2003 10:30									#5
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Hi ,

Macs are the best


Have a nice day

	05-07-2003 10:31									#6
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Someone hi-jacked into my account making up these stories that I am gay!!

	05-07-2003 10:31									#7
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ooh, a couple more

----DanS
I think that this recent trend in impersonations is clear evidence of an upswing in the economy.


----Ned
If it wasn't for the Clinton loving liberals, we would not need to impersonate anyone.

	05-07-2003 10:32									#8
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Hi This impersonating makes no sense Have a nice day --panag

The correct wording would be:

"Hi

This impersonating makes no sense , .....

Why doing it , .... ?

Have a nice day "

	05-07-2003 10:33									#9
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USA USA USA Britney!!!!!!!

-- Ted Striker

	05-07-2003 10:34									#10
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"-----Mr. Fun
Sorry guys, but as a member of the gay community, I think that the Union victory at Vicksburg was a result of...."

ROFLAMO!

	05-07-2003 10:34									#11
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quote: Originally posted by GePap USA USA USA Britney!!!!!!! -- Ted Striker

	05-07-2003 10:34									#12
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So we are impersonating, why?

-- DinoDoc

Aha moneypenny, you pityful Americans can't impersonate anyone, unlike we virile Greeks!

--Paitkis

EDIT: fixed typo's. woops.

Last edited by GePap on 05-07-2003 at 10:40

	05-07-2003 10:36									#13
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quote: Originally posted by GePap So we are impersonating, why? -- DinoDoc Aha moneyenny, you pityful Americans can impersonate anyone, unlike we virile Greeks! --Paitkis

Pure genius, Ge.

	05-07-2003 10:38									#14
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--MarkG--

NO!

	05-07-2003 10:38									#15
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Great Zyka, spiff.

	05-07-2003 10:39									#16
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............

--DanQ

	05-07-2003 10:47									#18
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This guy was a little before my time, but I will give it my best shot.

------Civnation
Welcome friends! As a triple major at Harvard and Yale, I clearly cannot be impersonated, especially by the likes of demonic gays, or godless leftists. It is absolutely impossible. Any attempts at doing so would be woefully mediocre.

	05-07-2003 10:56									#19
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I know this is my third thread for the day, sorry, but I just had to ask, why does God hate to impersonate me, and allows all these bad things to happen to my impersonators?

--Vesayen.

	05-07-2003 11:05									#20
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These are great. Thankfully, I don't post enough to be impersonated.

	05-07-2003 11:10									#21
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ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER VIETNAM!!!

	05-07-2003 11:14									#22
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Bah! Your feebleminded relativistic impersonations are clearly incorrect, as someone with so much experience travelling can tell you, and in NZ, we impersonate much better

--Agathon

	05-07-2003 11:14									#23
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Don't blame me for this bad impersonation

-Skanky Burns

	05-07-2003 11:20									#24
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Ha, you boys and your silly impersonations!

--LTEC!

	05-07-2003 11:29									#25
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I took dump on bears chest and then slapped him in face before eating him with a spoon

----
Pekka

	05-07-2003 11:32									#26
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The Mig 17 could shoot down a f-22 anyday. The mig has 200 missiles and is stealth, while the f-22 cant even take off the ground . Russians are such better warriors than americans. we died 15 million warriors in wwii. what americans die? 2000? 3000? americas are clearly worse warriors. i know this for fact. we could have beat nazis without US help at all.

american warriors are weak. and china will never take Siberia back!

-----
Serb

Last edited by Kramerman on 05-07-2003 at 11:41

	05-07-2003 11:34									#27
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You impersonate me because you want to be me, eurocom.

- Bob Dornan

	05-07-2003 11:36									#28
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I do not impersonate, because impersonators are liars and I do not lie like a Romanian.

- Michael Jeszenka.

	05-07-2003 11:37									#29
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sijly apoolytiners! emparsonaation of da Boshko iz tje unposibbble thing!

tiime for moore beer

-Boshko

	05-07-2003 11:38									#30
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The M-16a2 assault rifle is ****, even though it was an incredible advance over the M-16a1 of the Vietnam era. It is still superior despite the fact they both shared the common 5.56mm m-236 Nato round, which obviously means there is no difference in ballistics of the same round. The superior .45 APC m1911a1 browning automatic pistol unfortunately was retired in order to conform with NATO and use the 9mm parabellum sidearm ammunition in the berreta M9. Both of these weapons system can be used to great effect to kill those *****es in Iraq. The *****es there like the 7.62mmx39mm kalishnokov AK-47 assault rifle, or the 5.45mm AK-74.

------
MichaeltheGreat