23-07-2003 20:14									#61
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quote: People get married when they find someone they can't live without

If the two of you really are in love, why worry about this?

And who ever said for true love is full of it, IMO, true love does not exist at the beginning of a relationship. The only way to know if it is/was true love if, at the end of it all, she/he is still there...

Why did I get married?

I got married because I loved her, and I knew that it was what she wanted. She wanted me to commit to her, and her likewise. It was more of like a big promise than anything else.

Note; those who marry for love, or for a slave, or for a master should not get married.

Like her I tell her; "I love you to death"

Benefits? She gets my medical insurance, we share our savings and earning... that's pretty beneficial if she makes less than me...

	23-07-2003 20:52									#62
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quote: The only way to know if it is/was true love if, at the end of it all, she/he is still there...

Very true. I've got quite a few decisions to make over the next few days starting with my paycheque that I'm getting today.

quote: that's pretty beneficial if she makes less than me...

That's an awful hard way to get medical benefits. Why don't you ask her Japher, why she married you. I doubt this would be high on her list.

	23-07-2003 23:15									#63
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"I got married because I loved her"
"those who marry for love... should not get married."

Interesting points you make.

	23-07-2003 23:24									#64
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quote: I got married because I loved her" "those who marry for love... should not get married." Interesting points you make.

You don't get it? You don't mary for love, you marry because of love.

Also "I knew that it was what she wanted" is rather important too...

quote: That's an awful hard way to get medical benefits. Why don't you ask her Japher, why she married you. I doubt this would be high on her list.

Probably not, but we lived together for 5 years before we got married. We were fine, it was really the only 'benefit' that came from getting married... That, and her bible thumping parents could stop telling us that we were going to hell...

	24-07-2003 00:53									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident you are high girl marriage only benefits the woman there is no benefit to the man.

Speak for yourself. I got an automatic donut maker, and she started swallowing. A donut maker!

	24-07-2003 00:55									#66
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I got a Deli Slicer!!!!

	24-07-2003 00:56									#67
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"You don't get it? You don't mary for love, you marry because of love."

Riiiiight. I guess that marrying because of loving is doing something for love, as in doing love a favor. There are always a few different ways you can read any one thing. For the record, I'm a hopeless romantic, although last night a friend of mine from LA and I arranged to get married and rent an appt. in NYC in case we couldn't ever find anyone good.

	24-07-2003 01:07									#68
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What are the three words every man longs to hear?

I was wrong.

	24-07-2003 01:12									#69
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I am sorry.

	24-07-2003 10:01									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Speak for yourself. I got an automatic donut maker, and she started swallowing. A donut maker!

	24-07-2003 10:08									#71
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What are the three words every man longs to hear?

No, I farted.

"Contingency plans are good if you can get over the failure of Plan A." -Jack N.

	24-07-2003 10:18									#72
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hey post a photo

	24-07-2003 11:36									#73
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the guy is the one to propose out of tradition. Now days, sometimes women propose.

women used to only benefit the man. It was a good way to take a woman off the market and essentually make her yours.

But since the advent of feminism (I'm not saying this is a bad thing), the tables have turned. Now women can do anything men can do. But, here's the big but, they can still take whatever the man earns. So they are essentually getting two paychecks, and the man gets nothing. And women still come out on top in divorce court almost always.

And now days women don't even raise the children they decide to have. They would rather work and shove the kids into day care and let strangers raise their kids. I'm not saying a woman should stay at home, but one of the parents should.

	24-07-2003 13:19									#74
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quote: Now women can do anything men can do.

At Ashton Court festival at the weekend I found out that to avoid toilet queues women can even pee into urinals standing up but they look really stupid doing it.

	24-07-2003 20:21									#75
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ya mean the wall-mount kind or one of those Asian-style trenches?

	24-07-2003 20:30									#76
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Wall mount.

	25-07-2003 11:37									#77
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I want to see video of a woman peeing into a wall mounted urinal dammit!

	25-07-2003 12:15									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I want to see video of a woman peeing into a wall mounted urinal dammit!

I was drinking with my friend Darcy one evening, and we were having this really intense and interesting conversation. We both had to pee, so we got up and strolled toward the bathrooms, talking away. I went into the men's room and she followed right after me, not missing a beat. We both used wall mounted urinals and neither of us remarked about the fact that she was pi$$ing in the men's room. It was hilarious, and even the guy who walked in on us laughed after he recovered from his confusion.

	25-07-2003 12:46									#79
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You have interesting friends.

	25-07-2003 12:56									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse You have interesting friends.

Darcy is one of the most interesting. Wickedly intelligent, very feminine and pretty. At the same time she is tough as hell, lives in the mountains and chops her own wood and hauls her own water. She is also the best painter (art not house) that I have ever met, going from a complete amateur to a master in about 3 years. We were extremely close for years, but my GF is jealous and chased her off about 5 years ago. I see her every few months these days, when my GF isn't around.

	26-07-2003 03:29									#81
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A woman urinating into a urinal is featured in the second Red Dwarf book.

	26-07-2003 03:33									#82
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The also did that in The Full Monty

	26-07-2003 16:23									#83
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Sikander: you let your gf chase your friends off? You must think an awful lot of your gf's opinions to decide that you don't need a friend's advice.

Either that, or you're really whipped. But if you're happy whipped, like Cool Whip, then more power to her!

	26-07-2003 16:53									#84
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Yeah, generally it's not a good sign when your gf tells you who you can be friends with.

	27-07-2003 05:37									#85
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Elok: well, it appears we agree on something after all. I retract my earlier 'fvck you'.

Mrs. Horse posts on IMDB a lot, doesn't she?

	27-07-2003 07:25									#86
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no

	27-07-2003 07:37									#87
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Ah, then it's messages on the fridge, lipstick on the mirror, that sort of thing?

	27-07-2003 07:51									#88
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smack in the head, shoe through the monitor, that sort of thing

Last edited by Alexander's Horse on 27-07-2003 at 07:59

	27-07-2003 08:43									#89
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At least you're not married.

If you've ever wanted to feel suicidal to the point of absolute despair, try being married to my (GOD HELP ME soon-to-be-EX) husband.

If I had a gun, I'd put myself out of my FVCKING MISERY RIGHT NOW.

I try never to hate anyone, but right now, I'm having a very, very, very hard time being the loving soul I aspire to be.

	27-07-2003 08:46									#90
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I am married.

And you only hate him because you love him.

So don't be an idiot, work it out.

And if you don't mind me asking, what stage of the menstral cycle are we at here?