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SpencerH is offline SpencerH
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Feb 2002
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How can you when it's time to go to an STD clinic?

When people around you keep asking about the new bakery in the area.

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Oct 2001
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Q: What's the best time to move into the baked goods market?

A: When your wife's got a bun in the oven.

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Q: What's a pimp do?
A: Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.

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Dec 2001
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Q - What's Mr. Fun's idea of fun

A - Cut the **** off Cheney

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Q: Who requests a meeting at a public park?
A: The Green Rookie with a gun.

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Dec 2000
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Q: At which point did the designers of 4-player WW2 chess decide to go back to the drawing board?

A: Warcraft III

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Mar 2000
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Q - What game does Siro not play - yet?

A - Sex with another person.

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Nov 2000
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Q: What is a leisure alternative to drugs or alcohol?

A: War on Drugs

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Q: What's a teetotaller for?
A: Tax accountant.

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Mar 2000
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Q: What's a real shyte job?

A: Forum admin.

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Feb 2002
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Q: What job is St_swithin well suited for?

A: confuse a cat technician

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Mar 2000
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Q: The sequel to "How to confuse a cat" is "How to..."???

A: SpencerH and st_swithin are in one bed naked.

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Dec 2000
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Q: So Andy, what did you dream last night?

A: Emoticons by the bucketload

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Q: What is one of the things that makes Apolyton fun?


A: Tinky Winky

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Q: What does IW like to see of other boys?

A: Immortal Wombat's anal dreams



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Q: what doesn't exist?

A: Germans who can queue.

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Q: Who rules the world?

A: Not the Brits, especially not those from the south of England...

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Q: Who is least able to poke fun at themselves?

A: Quellich! Let it come!

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Aug 2002
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Q: What do ignorant Germans shout out?

A: Das Bundesbank

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Q: What's the sillies thing I've ever heard before?

A: Must be something Frozzy or IW said

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Q: Now where did I last hear the phrase "Asukah-kah-kah-kah pokes LordHutton with sloppy wording"

A: In your dreams, bucko!

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Q: What did Potsie say to Richie while in bed together naked?

A: Where did you put it last time?

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Oct 2001
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Q: What did Potsie say to Richie while in bed together naked?

A: Where did you put it last time?


Q. Have you seen my pet bandicoot?

A. It's now the U.S. President.

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Q: What's the leading killer of yuppies?
A: Second-hand bush smoke.

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Q: What nearly killed the 'Q and A game...' thread, leaving it barely alive for over two months before it was rescued by a handsome stranger?

A: A st_swithin post.

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Oct 2002
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Q: If Zylka is away, what is the most likely thing to contain random and unpredictable phrases?

A: Ming's banning rod

 
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