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MrFun is offline MrFun
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quote:
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Mr Fun, have you got this game backwards?

You said "masturbation" so his question was What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?




I'm talking about his George W. Bush answer to my question, "WHAT is the most complicated task in United States."
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Exactly, your question was answered above by "punching election tickets in florida". Have you forgotten why your question made snese already

As MikeH said, my post was refering to the "masterbation" answer you posted.
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quote:
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I'm talking about his George W. Bush answer to my question, "WHAT is the most complicated task in United States."

No, my question relates to your answer Your question relates to the answer above you. The George Bush is the answer to the next question

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quote:
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No, my question relates to your answer Your question relates to the answer above you. The George Bush is the answer to the next question


um . . . . .









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quote:
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Q: What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?

A: George Bush


Q: Even who could play this game better than Mr Fun?

A: A small plastic lemon
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Nope, You really have got it backwards Mr Fun, sorting out the questions they work like this:

Q: What was voted Apolyton's favourite dance by it's posters?
A: The Salsa

Q: Whats the leading cause of blindness among the elderly?
A: The five knuckle shuffle

Q: What is the most complicated task in United States?
A: punching election tickets in florida

Q: What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?
A: masturbation

So the answer we're waiting for the next question for is:

A: George Bush
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Q: Even who could play this game better than Mr Fun?

A: A small plastic lemon
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Q: What do many people get on pancake day?

A: Totally battered
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Q: What happens to Slowwhand in a thread debate on history of Civil War?

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It's not necessary but the art is to have both answers relevant to the intervening question.
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A: Elmo

Q: Who does MrFun secretly desire to have sex with?

A: Demi Moore
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God -- Drogue says we don't have to have both answers be relevant, and now you're saying we do.
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It's a lot funnier if you do it like that.
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As he said, it's not necessary, but usually funnier when it is. For example, the question "What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?" is relevant to both the "masturbation" answer and the "George Bush" answer. However it only has to be relevant to the answer given before (see the first few in this thread that are).
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You dont have to, but it makes it more of a challenge. Look at Japhers post.
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quote:
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A: Demi Moore


Q: What is half of a Semi Moore?

A: Missing two limbs
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Q: what makes it impossible to play football?

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Q: What isn't required to register on Apolyton?

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quote:
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You dont have to, but it makes it more of a challenge. Look at Japhers post.


I did look at Japher's post -- so unfunny.

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quote:
A: A girlfriend


Q: What will MrFun never have?

A: A sense of humor
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Q: Whats needed to play this word game?


A: Knowledge of our impending doom.
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@ Japher


Q: What is revealing about 2014?

A: collision
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Where elastic fails to stick,

Streches as far as the eye can see.
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Conjunctiva.
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Q: How long is your tounge?

A: I don't know, I couldn't find the end of it
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A. Jack Daniels.
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Q. Who was George Bush Jr.s best friend?

A. Pablo Escobar
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Q: What's Demi For?
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