13-08-2003 21:12									#1
	The Q and A game... Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

It's been a while since we had this one here... (Let's see if I remember the rules)



I start giving an answer, the next to post starts with a question to the answer the first poster asked, while he/she then posts the next question

e.g.:

code:

Poster 1:

A: ADG of course

Poster 2:
Q: Who's the best poster around?
A: Pizza

and try to keep the A's and Q's as funny as possible

Here's the first answer:



A: Saddam Husseins girlfriend

	13-08-2003 21:15									#2
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Q: Who is Ming
A: Because you can't fit 3 in at once.

	13-08-2003 21:45									#3
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Q: Why did god give you only two testicles?
A: Monkey dung

	13-08-2003 21:47									#4
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Q. What goes well with caviar?

A. Rope

	13-08-2003 21:49									#5
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Q: What is the answer to the problem that is Michael Jackson?
A: A barrelful of monkeys

	13-08-2003 21:56									#6
	Re: The Q and A game... Support Apolyton

quote: Originally posted by ADG and try to keep the A's and Q's as funny as possible

club thread

	13-08-2003 21:58									#7
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quote: Q: What is the answer to the problem that is Michael Jackson? A: A barrelful of monkeys

Q: What would it be like to hang out with MrFun
A: So you can lick cheese off of it!

	13-08-2003 22:05									#8
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Q: Why have you opted to pack Burgers at McDonalds?
A: A new world is born

	13-08-2003 22:23									#9
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Q: And after several decades of terraforming...
A: She drops her chips!

	13-08-2003 22:49									#10
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

Ben, have you been reading that Essex Girl joke compendium again?

	13-08-2003 22:52									#11
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Q. How do you know when a Scouse girl reaches orgasm?
A. The smell of fish.

	13-08-2003 22:53									#12
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

xpost

	13-08-2003 22:59									#13
	Re: Re: The Q and A game... Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: Originally posted by MrFun club thread

Why is it that someone is always around to put down an entertaining thread like this? I have started threads like this before and some whiner always comes along and complains to Ming. Shortly thereafter, because of one uptight ***hole, the thread gets closed and everyone's enjoyment is ruined...

	13-08-2003 23:01									#14
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* Q. How do you know when a Scouse girl reaches orgasm? A. The smell of fish.

You answered your own question i believe.

	13-08-2003 23:03									#16
	Got spare money?

Not really, you can smell the fish beforehand... now carry on.

	13-08-2003 23:04									#17
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: Q. How do you know when a Scouse girl reaches orgasm? A. The smell of fish.

Q. What is the name of Al Pacino's next film?
A: Only if you fart into the wind.

	13-08-2003 23:08									#18
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* Q. How do you know when a Scouse girl reaches orgasm? A. The smell of fish.

Q: Why will I never move to Great Britian?
A: She turned me into a newt!

GRRRRR

quote: Origionally posted by Japher Q. What is the name of Al Pacino's next film? A: Only if you fart into the wind.

Q: How can you prevent yourself from being blown away?
A: She turned my into a newt!

	13-08-2003 23:14									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Q. What is the name of Al Pacino's next film? A: Only if you fart into the wind.

Q: Doesn't Denmark smell lovely?
A: The Wolf-Man.

EDIT: Argh, you edited your post

	13-08-2003 23:25									#20
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Q: Who's the Remus Lupin fellow again?
A: Since 1289



No, but I wondered if anyone else had been...

	13-08-2003 23:27									#21
	Put an end to popups!

1289

When soap first entered the Old World?

France lingers over the sty looking.

	14-08-2003 00:16									#22
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quote: France lingers over the sty looking.

Q: Why are all the American Pig dogs laughing?
A: Because

	14-08-2003 00:23									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Japher Q: Why are all the American Pig dogs laughing? A: Because

Q: Why ?
A: It wasn't me, it was Sloww...

	14-08-2003 00:48									#24
	Remove this text

Q: Who caused the last crash of Settlers II
A: Robocat

	14-08-2003 00:56									#25
	Suffering from ads?

Q: What character didn't make the final cut for the Jettsons?
A: The lesbian twins in the coors commercial

	14-08-2003 00:59									#26
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Q: Who did I score with last night?
A: Janet Reno

	14-08-2003 01:00									#27
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lol

	14-08-2003 01:03									#28
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Q: Who did Japher score with the night before last after getting her drunk? for shame...
A: rapper Ja Rule

	14-08-2003 01:03									#29
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:loluch

edit: what the?

anyway ---> ouch

	14-08-2003 01:08									#30
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quote: Q: Who did Japher score with the night before last after getting her drunk? for shame... A: rapper Ja Rule

Q: Who does Speers wish to score with?
A: All Threads Lead to Sex