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Kalius is offline Kalius
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A: It helps you relax after going crazy over Savaized and Fezzed threads.


Q: Why do people masturbate?

A: Oreos

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What is "Oreos"?

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ADG -- are you following the rules?

Don't you have to provide an answer as well as a question?

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It's diffecult to get a good (Funny) question to the answer, if I have no clue what "Oreos" is!

With other words: I was just asking for the meaning of the word

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It's diffecult to get a good (Funny) question to the answer, if I have no clue what "Oreos" is!

With other words: I was just asking for the meaning of the word


oh


Oreos is a sandwhich cookie product in United States -- chocolate wafers with white, sweet filling in between.

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Q: What is "Oreos"?

A: Who the **** cares, lets all go and get wasted and have random sex with anonymous strangers

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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Q: What is "Oreos"?

A: Who the **** cares, lets all go and get wasted and have random sex with anonymous strangers


A: sandwhich cookie

Q: What is Immortal Wombat's proposal to improve America's foreign policy?

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A: Who the **** cares, lets all go and get wasted and have random sex with anonymous strangers


Q: What policies should the UN enact in order to improve world trade and harmony between countries?

A: That all international meetings be carried out in the nude.

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A: sandwhich[ed] cookie

Q: What happens when porn stars collide?

A: Pink rasperry squash

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Q: What policies should the UN enact in order to improve world trade and harmony between countries?

A: That all international meetings be carried out in the nude.


I posted mine before yours.

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Originally posted by MrFun
I posted mine before yours.

Q: Who posted first, MrFun or SpencerH?

A: A large penis

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I posted mine before yours.


Thats correct, but you've turned the game backward. You gave an answer to the previous question instead of a question to the previous answer.

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A: A large penis


Q: Whats the most important 'feature' for a gay porn star?

A: Membership in the democratic party

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Thats correct, but you've turned the game backward. You gave an answer to the previous question instead of a question to the previous answer.


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Thats correct, but you've turned the game backward. You gave an answer to the previous question instead of a question to the previous answer.

No he didn't, his question went with IWs answer, and his answer brought it back to oreo's, he just posted them the wrong way round. Besides, I carried on from his

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No he didn't, his question went with IWs answer, and his answer brought it back to oreo's, he just posted them the wrong way round. Besides, I carried on from his


wait -- yeah, you're right

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Maybe so but mine was funnier.

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Q: Whats the most important 'feature' for a gay porn star?

A: Membership in the democratic party

Q: What would denote an intelligent American from a gun-touting, SUV-driving, oil-obsessed, draft-dodging, overly-patriotic and verbally-challenged Texan?

A: Posting on 'Poly

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Q: Which occupation comes bottom on my list of productive things to do on a Monday afternoon?

A: Phone the damn agency Ben

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Maybe so but mine was funnier.


You keep bullsh*tting yourself, ok?

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Q: Which occupation comes bottom on my list of productive things to do on a Monday afternoon?

A: Phone the damn agency Ben

Q: What does elijah need to do to get ahead in the world?

A: "Engage brain before opening mouth"

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Q: What should you do before engaging in a debate?

A: Have MTG as a reference.

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Q: What's least likely to appear on a mexican's immigration application to the USA?

A: Salsa

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Q: What was voted Apolyton's favourite dance by it's posters?

A: The five knuckle shuffle

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Q: Whats the leading cause of blindness among the elderly?

A: punching election tickets in florida

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Q: What is the most complicated task in United States?

A: masturbation

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Q: What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?

A: George Bush

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How the hell did you answer my question with a person's name???

WHAT -- not who.

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Q: When was the last time MrFun corrected someone's grammar?

A: The post above this one

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Mr Fun, have you got this game backwards?

You said "masturbation" so his question was What is the alternative to ****ing an intern?

 
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