16-11-2003 16:28									#61
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Granted, but you become tired of it really fast.

I wish I could cook better. :bleh:

	16-11-2003 18:57									#62
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Granted. In fact, you cook so well that a 3rd world dictator kidnaps you and forces you to prepare all his lavish meals day in and day out. This takes up so much of your time that you never get the chance to prepare a meal of your own and live on bread and water. On the dictators birthday, you sometimes even get some jam to spread on your bread.

I wish I several females waiting for me in my bed.

	16-11-2003 19:02									#63
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Granted, but they aren't of the human species.

I wish I can travel temporally, moving back and forth in time.

	16-11-2003 20:36									#64
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Granted, but you can never return home to your loved ones.

I wish I was in movies

	16-11-2003 20:55									#65
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Granted, your body is pulverized into thin paste and spread across hundreds of movie reels.

I wish I could retain full memory of everything that happens

	16-11-2003 21:11									#66
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Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it.

I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.

	16-11-2003 21:18									#67
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko However the two state solution involves Vesayan's home becomming part of the Palestinian state. I wish my body only required 1 hour sleep/night.

LOL I live in America.....

	16-11-2003 21:21									#68
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it. I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.

Granted. The sudden flow of water from in front of your door is less dissappointing than being suddenly impaled by a rolled-up lyric sheet in the chest.

I wish I could talk with the animals, walk with the animals.

	16-11-2003 21:22									#69
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Granted. Unfortunately they all hate you.

	16-11-2003 21:23									#70
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I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.

	16-11-2003 21:28									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Granted. The sudden flow of water from in front of your door is less dissappointing than being suddenly impaled by a rolled-up lyric sheet in the chest. I wish I could talk with the animals, walk with the animals.

This took me a minute to figure out, I thought no, he didnt mean.... wait, OMG YES HE DID!

	16-11-2003 21:35									#72
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.

GRANTED! You make a wish-you wish for herpes, and it is granted!

I wish for UNDENIABLE proof for or against the existance of God, and what the right religion is if he exists.

	16-11-2003 22:27									#73
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Granted. God turns out to be a sadist and decides to torture you for all eternity for the fun of it.

I was I was a Deity (wrt postcount )

	16-11-2003 22:40									#74
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Granted! You achieve it through flooding, and are perma-banned from apolyton.

I wish my headache would stop.

	16-11-2003 22:42									#75
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Granted. Your life stops too.

I wish I could channel the One Power a la Wheel of Time

	16-11-2003 23:20									#76
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Ok, I'll change my wish

I wish I owned a supercomputer.

	16-11-2003 23:26									#77
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Granted! It fills your entire house, you're sleeping in the street, the liquid nitrogen coolant has just placed your cat in a cryogenic state and the ****er runs on Unix so none of your software works.

	16-11-2003 23:26									#78
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I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.

	16-11-2003 23:28									#79
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker Ok, I'll change my wish I wish I owned a supercomputer.

So shall it be. However, this supercomputer is so good it has developed a personality. It thought was a rather funny prank to e-mail your mom all the porn sites you have visited.

I wish for France to disappear.

	16-11-2003 23:29									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.

Granted. It's so that they always have a fresh weapon to kick you with and throw at you.

	16-11-2003 23:30									#81
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Granted. Unforunately the computer makes a fatal error, which causes you to power Channel One so you only get Wheel of Fortune.

I wish I was more esoteric.

	16-11-2003 23:31									#82
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damn you folks jumped in quick.

	16-11-2003 23:34									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Theben I wish I was more esoteric.

Granted! Now when you claim that nobody understands you, it'll be true.

I wish I could write about training without feeling compelled to include that bastard Maslow.

	16-11-2003 23:36									#84
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Granted. But now all your writings are on diaper-training.

I wish I could read the minds of famous people.

	17-11-2003 00:14									#85
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Granted. You end your days a shivering wreck in a mental asylum, unable to string more than a few thoughts together, as the incredible cacophony of mental noise from every famous person on Earth drowns out all your native brain functions.

I wish for infra-red vision, in addition to my conventional sight.

	17-11-2003 00:47									#86
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Granted. You just became blinded by looking at the microwave.

I wish I had a neural implant that allowed my to browse Poly while not at the computer (and post, to!)

	17-11-2003 00:49									#87
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your wish is granted, but then the military finds out about your abilities, and you spend the rest of your days locked up in a cage, tested, and experimented on.

I wish I was the most sexy man on earth.
(this could turn ugly)

	17-11-2003 00:55									#88
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Granted! Brace yourself, darling. This may sting a bit.

I wish I had another bottle of Chateau Cissac 1991.

	17-11-2003 00:57									#89
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Granted. Unfortunately, it went bad.

	17-11-2003 00:58									#90
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I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP