17-11-2003 01:13									#91
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Granted. You did tell, and everyone thought it sucked. You've been assassinated by a crazy civ fanatic.

	17-11-2003 01:16									#92
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Granted! Unfortunately, they misunderstood you and made CTP3.

I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.

	17-11-2003 01:23									#93
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quote: I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP

granted, the game flops and the civ community impales you on a rusty rail road spike.

I wish every woman obeyed my commands

	17-11-2003 01:33									#94
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quote: I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.

granted, the company you work for went under and you now work at McDonald's. You got a payraise because you are the shift supervisor.

	17-11-2003 01:39									#95
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I work in the United States Navy Space05us, you gotta do better than that.

	17-11-2003 01:43									#96
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Granted. They end up paying you so much ( ) that they can't support the fleet or the rest of their personell, and Congress cuts funding entirely. You end up living in the gutter.

I wish that Firaxis would release the Civ2 code

	17-11-2003 02:07									#97
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Granted, but there's a fatal bug in the 5,000 lines of AI code contained in the single function originally written by Sid, and you can't read C.

	17-11-2003 02:08									#98
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I wish I was a Jedi Knight,

	17-11-2003 02:22									#99
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That sadly gets genocidally wiped out in those wars that build the Galactic Empire (I think that's what it's called).


I wish I wish I was a giant fish!

	17-11-2003 02:27									#100
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Zap! You are indeed a Giant fish...

UNfortunately Bender the Robot Catches you, so you can be weighed as a new world record.

	17-11-2003 02:30									#101
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Woo-hoo, I'm a record-breaking fish! I'm happy!

Your wish.

	17-11-2003 02:42									#102
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Oh yeah.

I wish I could buy the world a Coke.

	17-11-2003 02:43									#103
	Put an end to popups!

You can. However, you only had EXACTLY enough money to do so, so now you are penniless (well, quarterless, but you know what I mean ).

	17-11-2003 02:44									#104
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I wish I could read and write in l337

	17-11-2003 02:46									#105
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One coke each? ...Let's just say one coke altogether.

Sadly that coke gets opened by some passerby and is so fizzed up that the ring-pull goes flying into her eye blinding her there. You get sued for $500,000

I wish I was asleep.

	17-11-2003 02:48									#106
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker I wish I could read and write in l337

Cross-post.

Sadly this alienates your SO so much that she goes crazy and cuts your knob off.

	17-11-2003 03:25									#107
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quote: I wish I was asleep.

you fall into a coma

I wish I was more muscular

	17-11-2003 03:34									#108
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I wish I was more muscular

You are. The chicks still don't like you, and your clothes dont fit.

I wish I was utterly at peace with the universe.

	17-11-2003 03:53									#109
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Granted! Enjoy your lobotomy, sir.

I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.

	17-11-2003 03:58									#110
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quote: I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.

you catch Ebola and dont live to see tomorrow, no more Ikea for you!

I wish I was a woman (no not really)

	17-11-2003 04:15									#111
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Granted....you are turned into a woman. (granting the wish is corrupting it in and of itself)

I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.

Asmodean

	17-11-2003 04:27									#112
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quote: I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.

granted, unfortunatly you are not allowed to do anything but play games, you run out of time to do almost anything. They even restrict your bathroom use by turning your gaming seat into a toilet itself. You are kept awake with massive doses of LSD and eventually you and everyone else forgets you exist. You become a member of the sercret service detail that protects Georgie Doubya.


I wish I could do what ever I wanted to any woman and get awau with it.

	17-11-2003 05:03									#113
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Granted. Women now avoid you at all costs

I wish I could inflict massive, blinding pain by looking into someone's eyes.

	17-11-2003 05:09									#114
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You now look like Anne Widdicombe. I'd cover up your mirrors if I were you.

I wish I had a glass of clean tap water in my hand.

	17-11-2003 05:18									#115
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You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top.

I wish I was a super moderator.

	17-11-2003 06:02									#116
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top. I wish I was a super moderator.

Granted. However, you are the Supermod of a Isalmist Messgae Board that is under investigation by the G-men. And all the other Supermods are disappearing, one by one.


I wish for a turkey sandwhich. Not one that turns into a giant Turkey or something. Not one that will make me sick. Not one that has disgusting condiments like Peanut Butter or something. Just a Turkey Sandwhich.

	17-11-2003 06:05									#117
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Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though.


I wish for a good night of sleep.

	17-11-2003 06:07									#118
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Granted. You not only get ONE good night of sleep, you get an infinite number of successive good nights of sleep.

I wish to be on the Supreme Court.

	17-11-2003 08:03									#119
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Granted. You've fallen from an airplane and splattered on the roof.

I wish had one...BILLION dollars!

	17-11-2003 08:14									#120
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Poof! Now you do Unfortunately you didn't cover your tracks when you scammed the mob, and now you are dead

I wish that I wouldn't be sick anymore.