26-11-2003 11:18									#331
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A pianist 12 inches tall becomes your best buddy

I wish that Alaska would declare it's alligence to Russia!

	26-11-2003 12:35									#332
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Granted. Now the Russkies have to deal with all the stupid ****ing hippies *****ing about protecting a ****ing frozen swamp and some caribou from oil development.

I wish my kotatsu was bigger.

	26-11-2003 12:48									#333
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Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

I wish I had a big chocolate cake in the refrigerator ready for tomorrow.

	26-11-2003 12:54									#334
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Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

I wish I had $5,000.

	26-11-2003 12:59									#335
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quote: Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

Why would I want to get it out of the house?

quote: Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

	26-11-2003 13:02									#336
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

The cake.

	26-11-2003 13:04									#337
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My bad...

	26-11-2003 13:21									#338
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar I wish I had $5,000.

Poof, you have $5000. In fact, you found an envelope on the street that has $500,000 in new $100 banknotes, all 5000 of them.

I wish I had a prepetual motion machine.

	26-11-2003 19:37									#339
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Granted. Here's your gigantic hamster wheel, UR. Now run in it.

I wish this thread weren't on the 2nd page. (And I'd also wish for the subjunctive to come back into common use. )

	26-11-2003 21:12									#340
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Granted - it got deleted. Thanks a lot!

I wish I could run like the wind.

	26-11-2003 21:27									#341
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congratulations! you are now forrest gump. however, you lose all of his charm and luck.

i wish that whatever i wanted, i could buy, and money would be no object.

	26-11-2003 21:31									#342
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You are able to buy anything because you are a high priced man-whore who turns ten tricks a day with highly unattractive members of both genders!

I wish they sold coconut milk in the local supermarket

	26-11-2003 21:32									#343
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You can now buy whatever you want, but since money is no longer an object, then shopkeepers refuse to accept it and you find that your masses of wealth are worthless. You are forced to complete purchases by submitting yourself to the cruel whims of the shopkeepers......

I wish I didn't have to wait fifteen more minutes before I could go home.

	28-11-2003 01:50									#344
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Granted, but that was your 15 minutes of Warholian fame, and if you'd waited, you'd have become the next Pulitzer prize winner.

I wish I'd never get my come-uppance.

	28-11-2003 02:49									#345
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Granted. You'll never get comed up ever again.

I wish I had eleven toes.

	28-11-2003 02:54									#346
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Granted. That third foot looks kind of weird with only one toe on it and in the middle of your face though.

I wish she wasn't so damned difficult to get along with.

Last edited by Richelieu on 28-11-2003 at 03:05

	28-11-2003 22:08									#347
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it's almost a day and nobody's granted your wish? it's a tough one...

granted. she's now easy to get along with. you, however, are now such an *******, that you're impossible to get along with.

i wish this thread wouldn't die an inglorious death.

	28-11-2003 22:10									#348
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Granted. It dies a GLORIUS death, with Asher and Agathon and Drake going at it all out like in the Mac forum.

(wait, that would actually be pretty cool!)

I wish I was attractive to the OPPOSITE GENDER.

	28-11-2003 22:17									#349
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Poof! You find your farm trips attract numerous female pigs.

I wish that the weather were fair and sunny today.

	28-11-2003 22:19									#350
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Granted. It is so sunny that the oceans boil off and everyone is incinerated.

I wish I was attractive to HUMANS of the opposite gender

	28-11-2003 22:20									#351
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Poof, you got it. Indeed, most of your days will be sunny, because you are in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I could make any and all computers to do my bidding.

	28-11-2003 22:24									#352
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congratulations.

unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, you confess to a massive sun server that you want to make love to it, and it uses its connectors to, well, hentai you.

i wish i could get that disgusting image out of my head.

	28-11-2003 22:28									#353
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* Vlad Antlerkov removes Q Cubed's brain

Granted.

I wish I had some Jello.

	29-11-2003 00:27									#354
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granted. you've got a big bowl of original (hoof) flavored jello.

i wish people weren't so dissappointed in me.

	29-11-2003 03:47									#355
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Granted : Everybody's memory of you is now erased.

I wish that 0 + 1 = 0
(C'mon! Let's see you stuff that one up!)

	29-11-2003 03:53									#356
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it's granted. unfortunately, since so many mathematical truths depended on our understanding that 0 + 1 == 1 + 0 = 1, the entire structure of the universe unravels and turns you into a puddle of primordial goo, cooking in the sun.

	29-11-2003 03:54									#357
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Granted. In fact, now everything =0, and everyone forgets that it ever was different.
However now programmers can't program anything without a whole slew of errors. Meaning Civ4 never comes out

(Well, thats probably a good thing. Sorry )

I wish for some candy.

	29-11-2003 03:57									#358
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed the entire structure of the universe unravels ... the sun.

How the bloody hell does the universe unravel and still leave a sun behind?

	29-11-2003 04:00									#359
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You are now crushed under a pile of candy

I wish that every direction was perpendicular to itself

	29-11-2003 04:00									#360
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EDIT: Doublepost