17-11-2003 08:16									#121
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Granted. Say hello to death.

I wish you'd all appreciate me for my precious, delicate inner beauty.

	17-11-2003 08:16									#122
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EDIT: damn xposts

	17-11-2003 08:21									#123
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But your original almost worked for mine, oddly enough...

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Granted. We strap you to a metal table and appreciate your precious, delicate inner beauty with a scalpel.

I wish everyone had a board with a nail in it.

	17-11-2003 08:32									#125
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Granted, but you become the cudgel quality tester.

I wish that me and my girlfriend could spend an entire weekend together on an island, alone.

	17-11-2003 08:32									#126
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xposts AGAIN!

Granted, but you are eaten by sharks.

I wish I could be ruler of a vast empire.

	17-11-2003 09:03									#127
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Grantd. You ar now rulr of Thm, which is schduld to b nukd by th US tomorrow.

I wish my "" ky would gt unstuck

	17-11-2003 09:15									#128
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Granted, but your KY is so unsticky it gets all over your shirt, thus making you unloveable

I wish I were black

	17-11-2003 09:17									#129
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Granted. You now live in Philly.

I wish I could forsee all of my exam questions.

	17-11-2003 09:37									#130
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though. I wish for a good night of sleep.

Man, you screwed up that Corruption. Anyone want to help IW out?

	17-11-2003 10:27									#131
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Granted. You get given the most perfect Turkey sandwich known to mankind. Unfortunately you are in hospital and not allowed to eat or drink anything. The nurse eats the sandwich in front of you.

I wish I had a bottle of every bourbon brand ever made in my house. And plenty of coke to mix with it.

	17-11-2003 10:42									#132
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Granted, you are found dead of alchohol poisoning the next day.

I wish that Porters and Stouts didn't have all the calories, but yet still tasted as good as they do!

	17-11-2003 10:55									#133
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They don't have all the calories Just most of them. You get really fat and die

I wish my IQ was higher!

	17-11-2003 11:32									#134
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Unfortunately, the computer they attach to your brain shuts down your libido. You are now a eunech (spelling?). .

I wish my wife had triplets instead of just one little girl (please note she doesn't go here) .

	17-11-2003 11:35									#135
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.........your wife has triplets

I wish everyone died.

	17-11-2003 15:02									#136
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Heaven sucks. You are tormented for eternity.


I wish for it to snow tomorrow.

	17-11-2003 15:10									#137
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It turns out global warming was a sham. The new ice age begins.

I wish leaves didn't need to be raked off of lawns.

	17-11-2003 15:23									#138
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They don't. Huge masses of mutant earth worms appear, munch off the leaves and produce fertile soil. Unfortunately, they eat anything leafy and green.

I wish I would find a diamond mine tomorrow.

	17-11-2003 15:25									#139
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All trees on earth suddenly cease to exist. While you don't need to rake leaves off lawns anymore, oxygen sure is difficult to get nowadays.

EDIT: You find a diamond mine - in your neighbour's backyard. He is now rich beyond your wildest dreams. Meanwhile, you are still penniless.

I wish to rule an interplanetary empire.

	17-11-2003 15:44									#140
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Web-based or on your PC

I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.

	17-11-2003 16:46									#141
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quote: I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.

granted, unfortunatly the next day you lose you eye sight when a mugger decides to beat you with a baseball bat.

I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)

	17-11-2003 17:28									#142
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)

Granted.....unfortunately you now have so many powers that you cannot decide what powers to use at what time. Eventually you go crazy and spend the rest of your life in an asylum.

I wish I had the time to do all the things I want to do.

	17-11-2003 17:34									#143
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Granted: Due the horrific mauling of your groinal region by demented ardvarks the disability checks leave your with the ability to do so much!

I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach

	17-11-2003 17:37									#144
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quote: I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach

granted, all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth. Humans eventually become extinct.

I wish I were a super hero

	17-11-2003 18:02									#145
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Granted. Your superpower is insanity - the criminals never know what you will do next to catch them.


I wish PCs were free.

	17-11-2003 18:06									#146
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Granted. Unfortunately, they can now only run Windows ME.

I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.

	17-11-2003 18:10									#147
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quote: all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth.

So let me get this straight:
1. All the annoying little brats disappear and I don't have to herd them anymore.
2. I don't have to worry about about birth control anymore.
3. Earth's environment is saved.

This is a corrupted wish how?

	17-11-2003 18:13									#148
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quote: This is a corrupted wish how?

it assumes you care about the preservation of humans.

	17-11-2003 19:44									#149
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quote: I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.

Granted. However, this includes all the animals and insects, and you are driven mad by the constant mosquite chatter of " I'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforb
lood..."

I wish I had the power of flight.

	17-11-2003 20:36									#150
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quote: I wish I had the power of flight.

granted, your brand new Boeing 747 drops on top of your house killing all of its occupants.

I wish everyone could just get along