09-12-2003 15:29									#121
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner I wish I was always where I needed to be, having everything I need, doing what I want to do.

Granted. Now you are a stone statue. You don't need to be anywhere, you don't need anything, and there's nothing you want to do.

I wish I had super speed.

	09-12-2003 16:25									#122
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The especially potent dose of amphetamine keeps you awake for a week before it burns your brain out.

I wish I lived in Seoul.

	09-12-2003 16:41									#123
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You move there, into a plush penthouse where your beautiful corporate executive/mistress lives. Bush decides North Korea is a threat, stages a preemptive strike, and you personally discover that North Korea does have nucular (how Bush says it) weapons.

I wish popcorn didn't stick between my teeth (and I had all my teeth).

	09-12-2003 16:51									#124
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congratulations. it doesn't. however, it's too hard for you to chew, so you can no longer eat it.

i wish someone would wipe that silly grin off your damn face.

	09-12-2003 17:45									#125
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They do - resulting in my post becoming longer, more pedantic, and generally slowing Apolyton to a crawl. Crazed Apolytes visit you in Chicago and make you watch Gigli for hundreds of yours. You are committed to an insane asylum as a result.

I wish that somebody with a new ultra-virulent mutation of SARS visits the state of the union address in January, which all the Democratic presidential candidates also attend. This results in breaking the US government free of party politics, lobbyists, and entrenched, stupid politicians.

	09-12-2003 18:01									#126
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the silly grin wasn't on my face...

	09-12-2003 18:03									#127
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Exactly.

	09-12-2003 19:33									#128
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SARS arrives and kills all democrats and republican politicians, lobbyists and party members. Leaving the fields wide open for the Green Party and the Libeterians to battle for the presidency. We find ourselves in exactly the same mess we were in before.

I wish for peace of earth.

	09-12-2003 20:24									#129
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You get your piece of earth, but unfortunately it's prime real estate in beautiful Floriddy! Bit damp, and a danger of alligators, but otherwise a charming spot.

I wish my expense account stretched to things I actually want to buy, not just things I have to...

	09-12-2003 21:17									#130
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"I wish my expense account stretched to things I actually want to buy, not just things I have to... "

Granted. However, a day after your account is given such power, you are fired.

I wish that no one comes in and bothers me at work today.

	09-12-2003 21:29									#131
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Granted. No one comes in and bothers you at work today. In fact, no one is at work today, because no one had to be at work today, but no one told you that no one had to be at work today.

I wish I didn't waste so much time on Apolyton.

	09-12-2003 22:05									#132
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Ming bans you.

I wish that I got a B, not a C, in my 11th grade pre-calculus class.

	09-12-2003 22:31									#133
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Congrats. You got a B in your 11th grade class, but it was only on a homework assignment worth 1% of your total grade.

I wish furries and otatukin (sp?) were the norm in society.

	09-12-2003 22:51									#134
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Granted, however the something awful people get hold of hydrogen weapons, and so much for most life on the planet.

I wish that I held possession of a battery of Pershing II mrbm's with nuclear warheads.

	09-12-2003 22:57									#135
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Bada-boom, bada-bing! Ju gozt a battery of a Pershing missile. Unfortunately it won't fit into any of your electronic devices.

I wish that Saddam and Bush would do a remake of "We are the World".

	09-12-2003 23:01									#136
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Granted. Unfortunatly, it turns out to be a sickning hardcore gay porn movie.

I wish I would have the power to do whatever I want.

Spec.

	09-12-2003 23:02									#137
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granted:

NEWSFLASH Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush met in a secret pow-wow at Neverland. Early reports indicate that they have sealed an accord with Michael Jackson presiding as the mediator. Charges of molestation abound.

i wish that the person who was replacing me wasn't a complete and total ass on top of being a tool.

	09-12-2003 23:03									#138
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granted. unfortunately, all you want to do is to roll a big stone up a hill, only to have it roll back down.

wish still stands, damn xpost.

	09-12-2003 23:03									#139
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EDIT: Granted. You die.

I wish polygamy was legal here.


Spec.

	09-12-2003 23:10									#140
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Granted, but you to participate in polygamy, you have to dedicate yourself to the Mormon church. No drinking, no computer and church six out of seven days a week.

I wish my face was on the $100 bill.

	09-12-2003 23:26									#141
	Got spare money?

Granted. Your face is now on the 100 Jamaican Dollar bill.

I wish Ming would ban me.

	09-12-2003 23:36									#142
	Suffering from ads?

Granted. Unfortunately he took that too seriously and you are permanently banned.

I wish ICBM would eat pie, not caluculate it.

	09-12-2003 23:52									#143
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner I wish my face was on the $100 bill.

I'm doing this one.

Granted, you wake up with a terrible hangover; your face plastered on top of a $100 bill. The hooker you spent the night with is demanding it for 'payment of service rendered.'

	10-12-2003 03:24									#144
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Granted. I eat tons of pumpkin pie. Then I decide to calculate the ratio of the circumference of the pie tin and the diameter of it.

I wish I had pumpkin pie.

	10-12-2003 03:45									#145
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner Granted. Unfortunately he took that too seriously and you are permanently banned.

Actually, I wouldn't mind that. I waste too much time on this website.

	10-12-2003 05:32									#146
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Granted. Unfortunately, it's poisoned and you die from it.

I wish that this wish is not granted.

	10-12-2003 05:39									#147
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Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I knew what to wish for....


Spec.

	10-12-2003 05:49									#148
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Rules clarification: I thought we were supposed to have something that comes as a DIRECT result of our wish being granted not just have our wish happen and then something bad that's related happen. Right?

You know what to wish for, unfortunately this moment of epiphany distracts you while in heavy traffic.

I wish that I was working on the railroad, all the live long day.

	10-12-2003 06:33									#149
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you are as a chinese guest worker during the great construction of the transcontinental railroad. sombody drives a gold spike through your foot at promontory point.

i wish everybody could follow the rules.

	10-12-2003 06:39									#150
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Granted, all rules are forever followed, but since there are so many rules, many are bound to contradict each other. Wars break out over which rules are the "right rules".

I wish I was the ruler of the Earth.