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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Of course! Here's your booze.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Excellent! Now for the Revolution!

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg plants red flag atop dd's head and declares him liberated.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc shoots the obviously insane commie cat

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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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*cg pulls rubber sucker dart off his forehead.

"Ow."

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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That'll teach you to plant flags on people.

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Nov 2000
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** MrFun lets flying hamsters into the coffee shop **

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc goes racoon hunting

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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** MrFun gets scared, and leaves **

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:34
  Old Post 19-03-2004 22:32
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* Theben flings a werefox at DinoDoc, watches it dance on his head

Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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Gross!!! Flying, dirty hamsters.

*Puts up umbrella; buttons overcoat; huddles looking around warily*

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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werefox doesn't exist in this dimension.

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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it's an illusion.

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Got spare money?

Then how could it be dancing on my head?

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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Illusions do the darnedest things, combined with the proper enchantments.

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Nov 2000
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And they also say that illusions are more frequent occurence when one is under the influence of alcohol, than if one was sober.

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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I just saw a furry raccoon talking!!!

Gimme another beer

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Nov 2001
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* GePap sprays from furry repelent- takes another beer from the bar and thanks the dancing werefox on the owner's head.

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Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
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that is my favourite song

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Jun 2003
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*flipside finally finishes iced tea, carefully places robo-Cochrane in the spitoon, brokers a deal with the Hungarian fur industry for the flying hamsters, waves a polite "hi" to the talking racoon and wonders who the hell taught the werefox dance that badly*

*Oh, and may I have a beer please?*

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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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* Lonestar wanders in for the first time in a week...

Uhh...there are ads in the posts....

* Lonestar tears up.

God bless capitalism!

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Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
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good lord when did that happen?

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Aug 2000
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Many Bleems ago.

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100-0.

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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Round 1 I'll concede to the dirty capitalist scumbags, but now there's a war on.

Time to hunker down for the big one, comrades...

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Jun 2003
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Round 1 I'll concede to the dirty capitalist scumbags, but now there's a war on.

Time to hunker down for the big one, comrades...

A beautiful red sky is coming up in England at the moment.

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Hordeland
Mar 2001
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ahhh another day in Paradise

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Aug 2000
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"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment—all that which is unworthy in Man? And my fighting arena is the crucible which concentrates that fire into the refined white heat of invincibility. The victor of my Eagle Fist Tournament shall be, by nature and definition, unsurpassed in the ways of the warrior. Such a fighter is fit to be the instrument of Rumsfeld."


"See here," Rumsfeld said, indicating a gold-encrusted Minoan iron maiden. "It is difficult to associate horrors with the proud civilizations that created them: Sparta, Rome, the knights of Europe, the Samurai. They worshipped strength, because strength is the fundament for all other values. I shall find the strongest of all, and together, we shall shake the world to its very foundations."

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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What about the ninjas??????? We kick azz...

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Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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Ninjas weren't nearly as bad azz as samurai. However, samurai are too bad azz to release upon the rest of the world; Japan can send in the B-team (ninjas) to show a little mercy and still kick the rest of the world's azz.

 
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