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Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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Q: What do you get from asking a stupid question? Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

A: A stupid answer of course



Let's start a question 'game'... player 1 asks a stupid question, player 2 answers the stupid question with an even more stupid answer, and asks another stupid* question




*Ok, the question doesn't have to be stupid, it just has to make it possible to add a stupid answer to it


Q: Why is there no 13th floor in many buildings?
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
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Jul 2003
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Because many buildings have twelve or fewer floors.

Q: Why does it always rain on Thursdays?
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Ontario, Canada
Nov 1999
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..and the new question is.....

* weez dies of suspense *
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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Because Friday night is gambling night.

Q: Why aren't there any makeovers on south Georgia cottages?
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Feb 2002
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so you could ask that question.

Q: Why do I rule so much?
joncha is offline joncha
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North of FOPOG
Jan 2003
time: 21:35
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Because you are insecure about your length.

Q: Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near me?
Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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Because I always hit you in the head with a baseball bat

Q: How do I get a silencer for my noisy printer?
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of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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  Old Post 25-04-2004 02:39
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At your local chapter of the NRA

Q: Capitalism or Communism?
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Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
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Yes. Yes, it is. In fact, Capitalism and Communism. Yes.

...

So what crawled up your butt this morning?
Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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It was just a spider who was set to install a new webcam

Q: After seeing 10 dancing frogs with 7 legs each you realize...
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Dilbert
Aug 1999
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A:...you're delusional

Q: What's the point?
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Apr 1999
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It's a little outcropping into lake michigan at the end of 55th/garfield street. it's a decent park.

q. don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
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huuhh
May 2001
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yes please

q: so how do we keep starting fires??
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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A: No. I am focused on guessing how to put them out.
(it was a yes/no question, and it was badly put. i did what i could)

Q: Why did the greeks cypriots vote against unification?
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flying too low to the ground
May 2001
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A: They were blinded by their own hair.

Q: whats a moose?
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huuhh
May 2001
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a: a dessert
q: who bent the banana?
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North of FOPOG
Jan 2003
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Suffering from ads?

A: King Kong.

Q: What's the difference between a squirrel?
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of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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5

Q: Which avatar is the best?
joncha is offline joncha
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North of FOPOG
Jan 2003
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  Old Post 25-04-2004 07:28
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Increase the size of your Attachments

A: Osweld's Battling Mario-Stalin Robot

Q: Do you miss Fez when he's not here posting his inanities?
Zero is offline Zero
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Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
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quote:
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A: Osweld's Battling Mario-Stalin Robot

Q: Do you miss Fez when he's not here posting his inanities?


yes.

Whats my password?
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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One

Q: Why?
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quote:
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One

Q: Why?


because.

How many fingers am i holding
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:35
  Old Post 25-04-2004 08:14
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Put an end to popups!

Seven and a half

Q: How are you going to clean up the blood?
Zero is offline Zero
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Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
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how did u know i was holding a jar filled with 7.5 broken fingers? amazing.

theres nothing to cleanup, i licked it clean.

how do i have sex
Grrr is offline Grrr
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Dec 2000
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I don't know.

Where did you put the necessary parts?
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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In my pants.

How big are you?
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North of FOPOG
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

8'7"

Should I play basketball?
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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never

Do you play basketball?
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Jan 2003
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

No, I'm too white.

If I could dance, would people like me?
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

It's not that you can' dance, it's just that you limit the concept to include only talent.

Why does it hurt when I do this?
 
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