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King
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Nov 2001
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Only for ugly teens in their thirties

If yesterday was Sunday and tommorrow is Tuesday, why is it August?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Because next week is July.

Why do people eat cotton candy?
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Jun 2002
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'cause it tastes like insulation!!!

Why is Japher soooooooo kewl?
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Nov 2001
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Cause he got hit by an ice cream truck.

Why are bunnies so, so EVIL?
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Jun 2002
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because they're veggitarian

Why is ice cream so cold? (GePap, how'd ya know )
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Jul 2003
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It's because of its temperature.

Q: Why does Japher never use smilies?
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Jun 2002
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Because I find them offensive

Is MrFun really gay?
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Nov 2000
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No, I'm a closeted right-wing religious nut.


Why am I so obnoxious sometimes?
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Jun 2002
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Obnoxious behavior produces the fairy dust that turns straight men gay, and hot lezbians straight...

Is Pekka a supercitizen?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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The name tells you all, he's Mr. Fun he's bright and cheery and gay that's why he's Mr. Fun!

What are calf fries and do they really fry calfs?
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Jul 2003
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Tired of ads?

It's a very odd piece of your inner ear, and no, they don't fry calves.

Q: Am I currently drunk?
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A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
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No, you're on mushrooms which make you think you're drunk.

Is it possible to swallow fart bubbles underwater?
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Only iwhen wearing protective eyewear,

Does it pay off to keep a trained tarantule to guard your room?
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Mar 2000
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Only if you have kid sisters.

What made Vanilla Ice so vanilla?
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A Magical Moment...
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He didn't drink enough chocolate milk growing up

Why is there no singer named Butterscotch Ice?
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Jul 2003
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It's taken by a Singaporean governmental agency.

Q: Why does the Earth revolve around me?
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Feb 2004
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B/c yoursuch a fatass that it is sucked up by your gravity

Why do people alwasy forget the lightning bolt when they spell AC :lightning bolt: DC?
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Jul 2003
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They're bipolar.

Q: What's the cosmic significance of 42.03?
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Apr 1999
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there is none.

where is amelia earhart?
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Got spare money?

In an airplane.


Where is Bin Laden?
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Feb 2004
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Inside your heart, with jesus, getting drunk

Do you want fries with that?
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Nov 2001
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yes,green ones

why is Tad Hamilton such a hunk?
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Jun 2002
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Because he looks like me

Do you want to win a date with Tad?
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NO, cause I hear he is hideous

Will the universe end tommorrow at 2:48 pm Pacific Standard Time?
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Dec 1999
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We'll never know b/c the earth gets destroyed at 2:47 pm Pacific Standard Time.

Where can you get Yuengling in Georgia?
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I love yuengling, but haven't seen it outside of philly... wait that was an honest answer... uh, Yeng Ling>? Don't know her...

If you make $5/hour and it would take you 3 hours to perform government work how long would it actually take you to do that work?
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999
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A. Ten hours, assuming that I make time-and-a-half for overtime.

Q. Why do the bubbles in Guinness go from the top of the glass to the bottom rather than from the bottom to the top?
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Guiness imparts anti-gravity.

Who is John J. Jingleheimerschmidt?
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ON my three feet

Why are clowns so evil?
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Inbreeding

Why is it called a cornucopia?
 
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