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bipolarbear is offline bipolarbear
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Feb 2004
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A: B/c your sitting so far away from it

Q: Why can't I realte Iraq to Vietnam?
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The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
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Because you're a Republican.

Do mods care?
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 13:25
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Yes. A little too much, if you catch my drift.

How old is it?
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Jul 2003
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Got spare money?

Approximately 2.345525466432345 years.

Why is the sky green?
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Apr 1999
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because you're wearing yellow-tinted glasses.

what's the point of getting a college education?
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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 20:29
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to come up with the best answers in a game lik this

If 1 is less than 3456879, why are yellow tunafish dancing up the Thames?
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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Put an end to popups!

Because they're British.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop that is covered in dog poop?
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Nov 2001
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Got spare money?

Many more than you want to take

After sex, should you cuddle or curdle?
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Jun 2002
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 21:01
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Depends on what kind of cheese you were screwing.

Do keyboards in England have the "pound" sign in place of the $ sign?
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Nov 2001
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Yes, but they are very confused by it

if a tree falls in a wood and it falls on a PETA activist, do the animals care?
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London, United Kingdom
Jun 2000
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 21:34
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Yes, they like trees.

If 42 is the answer what is the question?
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Jun 2001
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Put an end to popups!

4184948.484 / someStrangeNumber

Q: How do you spell ACDC?
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with letters.

q: why is 6 times 7 42?
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A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
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Because that's the answer to the question of life

Why did mice create Earth?
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Jun 2001
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Because using a Keyboard to create the world would be too easy

Q: Spell ACDC
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BGTE

If a foot is shorter than a meter, should we measure cows by fathoms?
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the answer to that is unfathomable.

who's the man? shaft? or rufus, the man who played with every band that came through texas? or mace windu? or zeus (he's not jesus--does he look puerto rican to you~)?
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Hillary Duff

Which is better, more filling or less taste?
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Suffering from ads?

the star of prague.

what did wu-tang financial suggest you invest in?
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Jun 2002
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to Gepap and Q^3; no taste

What has 9 toes and can't run in a straight line?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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AAAAAAA CEEEEEEEE DEEEEE CEEEEE.

Why do we fight with other people?
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A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
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It's more fun than making love to other people.

More importantly we should be asking why people even bother to talk to each other?
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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 21:59
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Less cumbersome than throwing rocks at them

one potato, two potato, five?
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Jul 2003
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 22:11
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Put an end to popups!

Californians with an inferiority complex.

Q: Why does Rush Limbaugh look a little like a tennis court?
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Nov 2001
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Cause he is out of bounds so often.

why do people give totally unrelated stupid answers?
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It allows them to unburden their philosophical viewpoints.

What's more comfortable: toilet-training or i?
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i, but only if its done on a tuesday.

If a chicken crosses the road, should it be arrested for tresspassing?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 23:21
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Only if it doesn't make it to the otherside.

Why do people ask stupid questions?
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To validate their existance

Which is bigger, half a hippo or two thirds of a buick?
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Depends on the size of the hippo's dick.

Is this thread conducive to teenage pregnancy?
 
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