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Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
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Because you haven't got the right drugs.

Why are cats so cute?

Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
Emperor
flying too low to the ground
May 2001
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because they remind men of pussies.

aren't pussies great?

CorpusScorpius is offline CorpusScorpius
Chieftain
Houston,Tx
Nov 2000
time: 23:35
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Only if it doesnt end up being a pain in the a**

Why isnt there Whirled Peas?

Atahualpa is offline Atahualpa
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Hawthrone
Mar 1999
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Because all the Whirled is being used for winds

Do you realize being part of something is just roleplay?

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
King
<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 02:23
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Yes. Now stop improvising and stick to the written script.

Did god want to make the sky blue?

Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
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No, but it was on sale.

Do you think you're indifferent?

CorpusScorpius is offline CorpusScorpius
Chieftain
Houston,Tx
Nov 2000
time: 23:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 02:33
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No, but it was on sale.

Do you think you're indifferent?
No I am a Nihilist. Donuts or Tuna?

self biased is offline self biased
King
Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
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banana, of course.

neep fhlop quarney kwandoe tzue?

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
time: 06:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 02:49
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Yes.

Why does President Gore look so sore?

joncha is offline joncha
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North of FOPOG
Jan 2003
time: 21:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:02
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Tipper likes it on top.

Why do I keep posting here?

Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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of Schmooism
Feb 2001
time: 00:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:13
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Because you're gay.

Why are there so many Finns?

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:23
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They feel they need to prove they're, unlike joncha, gay.

Why does 2+2=5?

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King
Yggdrasil.
Nov 1999
time: 00:35
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own goal. large values of two.

why are magic eight balls always right?

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:28
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They vote Bush.

Q: Why does cows prefer blondes?

Traianvs is offline Traianvs
Prince
Belgium, land of plenty (corruption)
Jan 2000
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:30
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because you hold them in your right hand...

who's the badass motherfokker who invented this meaningless game?

Traianvs is offline Traianvs
Prince
Belgium, land of plenty (corruption)
Jan 2000
time: 06:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:31
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Suffering from ads?

stop posting so quickly in this thread damnit!
now look how silly my post looks!

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:35
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It's better this way.

joncha is offline joncha
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North of FOPOG
Jan 2003
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yes.

why?

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
King
<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
time: 07:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:56
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Because that's how the game works: someone asks a question, and then another person answers it. That's the logical way. In Jeopardy they do it in reverse, but that's just plain wrong. TM
(Copyrights reserved to "whose line is it anyway")

Why shouldn't you eat fruit bigger than your head?

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
time: 06:35
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Because.

Q: Where can I download this "social life" thingie?

mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
King

Donate to the Red Cross

Sep 2002
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  Old Post 26-04-2004 03:58
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Suffering from ads?

Because you are John Kerry.

If MrFun was in a fight in real life, how could his gaypowers help him?

EDIT: ficking xpost

A: Kazaa.

Q: If MrFun was...same as above.

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
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By making the clouds vaporize.

Q: Why haven't I gone to bed yet?

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Chieftain
Houston,Tx
Nov 2000
time: 23:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 04:17
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Got spare money?

b cuz u are the last conformist......If u build it will they come?

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
time: 23:35
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no, because they want you to spell correctly.

who's 13373r, john wayne or clint eastwood?

Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 06:31
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Neither, they are both teh suX0rZ.

Why do you still have an Xmas avatar?

Barinthus is offline Barinthus
King
A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
time: 21:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 06:39
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So I can tell my kids about Easter Claus

Seriously, what are those sheep-like objects in MarkG's first photo contest for APlus?

Zero is offline Zero
King
Bouncing back and forth
Sep 2002
time: 00:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 08:01
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MarkG's sex slave

I does it hurt when i urinate?

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
Prince
t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
time: 23:35
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Inflate your Upload Space

Because your piss is extraordinarily basic.

Which beer is better: Sprite or AT&T?

Barinthus is offline Barinthus
King
A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
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Bah, Ma Bell's a much better beer.

Why is it that on Star Trek we never see someone like quarter human, quarter klington quarter vulcan, and quarter ferengi?

Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:35
  Old Post 26-04-2004 09:03
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You do, but they al wear red shirts.

Why is TV so remote?

 
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