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Because fruitbasket was taken.

Why can't penguins fly?

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They can but need to be frisked to make sure they aren't carrying box cutters.

What have I done with my car keys?
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Check the oven.

Why is my eye twitching?

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Check the oven

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No.

Is two women in bed together really God's way of showing us he loves us?
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Its his way of showing you are inadequate

Do bears prefer dark to white meat?
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No cuz it's harder to catch.

Why is that eagle talking in Bush's ear?
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Because his nose can't hear.

What's the matter?
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The opposite of the energy.

Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grownup?
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Orgy

You're stranded on a desert Island with no trees a pocket knife, a shoe, and a roll of duck tape... what would McGuyver do?
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Stick the knife in your stomach, duct tape the shoe to the knife to use as a sail, then backfloat away.

Where' the best BBQ?
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Anyplace but North Carolina.

What implications does the second law of thermodynamics have for evolution theory?
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They make it smell winter fresh

Why quote books when we can quote porn?
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McGregornobi!
Oct 2002
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Better a grunt than a grant.

I have 40$ to spend on what?
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.....and George's daughter
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A cheep bottle of wine and a blow up doll.

Will there ever be a last vampire?
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Yes, the first one

When will a Polytubbie become president of the US?
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When MtG turns 35.

When will the revolution come?
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When Kucinich turns 40

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, it if owned a paper mill?
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He'd hew some.

Plant which pot in my yard?
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quote:
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When MtG turns 35.


He's already older than that.
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He'd hew some.

Plant which pot in my yard?


Marijuana.

What will you do this summer?
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hunt down commie kitties who ruin the fun in the thread!

If the sky is yellow, is that good?
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quote:
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He's already older than that.


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depends where you are.

if it's 7.30pm cdt, why is it 8.30p edt?
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Because it took one hour for the unlanden European Swallow to chase the coconut-carrying African swallow.

[oldman voice] WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?[/oldman voice}
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Blue, no Green. AAAAUGGHH!

When will GePap learn to spell?
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When Che gets hitched to britney Spears (poor Ted)

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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Chegitz Spears. (sorry Ted)

What is a peck of pickled peppers?
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A pickled Peter

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
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Green.

What's back of Benjamin?
 
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