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GePap is offline GePap
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Nov 2001
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Label themselves Drunken faeries

If God told you to eat twinkies nonstop, would you?
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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I'd probably fail to hear him, having been loudly chewing twinkies out of my own free will.

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Feb 2004
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B/c I sneezed, and accidnetally hit hte enter button

Why do people raise such a fuss about a freaking Prom dance?
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Nov 2001
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Becuase its a great place to meet new and interesting dishes

Should Oscar the grouch be evicted from city property?
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Why do people raise such a fuss about a freaking Prom dance?

Because it's really hot and excit... wait, I thought you said "porn". My bad.


In which country is Bill Clinton likely to run and be elected for President (assuming not the USA)?


(edit: at first, i was too late. but now i realize gepap's question has no funnyness potencial )

(edit: ok I admit. I can't answer that since I am not familiar with the word grouch.)
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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 28-04-2004 23:43
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* GePap await's siro's answer to his question...
As for his:

Chad, cause he will fight to have Romania change it's flag
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King
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Feb 2004
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why didn't gepap put in another question?
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Feb 2000
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because he is from florida, and as we've seen in the 2000 elections, they can't follow even the simplest instructions.

will GePap wittilly answer my attacks?
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Nov 2001
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Why certainly my wide-bottomed gimpy foil! TOUCHE!

When will kids from Russia get to see the wonders that were Sesame Street?
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

As soon as Big Bird will be teaching the "Internatzional" ;-)

When will kids from America get to hear the wise words of President Putin?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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When monkey's fly out of my a$$.

What's really in the middle of a tootsie pop?
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Nov 2001
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Liverwurst, alfalfa, and beansprout salad with tounge

When will DanQ change his name to GRAND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!?
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Feb 2004
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When he has completed his training at the Grandmaster of the Universe Training School. It is a punishable offense to refer to ones self as such, without the proper documentation.

We all know the end is near, but how near?
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Mar 1999
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  Old Post 29-04-2004 08:58
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The end is so damned close you're practically sitting on it.

What if God was one of us?
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Taehan Mingook
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He couldn't find any good cheese in Korea either

Should I propose to my gf?
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Only if there is a more than reasonable expectation that she'll say yes.

Why the hell am I participating in this thread?
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Nov 2000
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Because you got tired of spending time with your family.



Why are some bananas yellow and others are red?
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Feb 2004
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Because only the smart people know that the robots put time bombs in the yellow banannas.

Champagne?
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NO thank you, I will take a Martini, baked, not broiled

Should we have a :kill your parents: smiley first, or a :masturbating bear: one?
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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No I think a jerk off banana would be more appropriate.

Why is it that GePap has really been the one with all the stupid questions?
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Oct 2002
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because he went to U of Chicago

you are a chub and you encounter a mackinaw trout, what do you do?
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Nov 2001
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Give it a big kiss and propose to be good friends

Will sacrificing a goat sandwich end the Cubs curse, or bring the wrath of *#%@#$-lick, the Goat sandwich God upon the Cubbies?
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Feb 2004
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It will bring them all that sensation you get after you begin to sneeze, but at the last moment you aren't able to. I hate that feeling.

Why haven't you turned in any homewrok this quarter?
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Because a dingo ate the genius baby I was getting all my answer from. Damn Dingoes!


What would you get if your took the genes from Richard Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne and implanted the with a retrovirus into Diane Keaton?
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Feb 2004
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Rob Halford is the only gay metla singr that I know of.


Are all jocks born stupid, or does playing sports make them that way?
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Nov 2001
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They are not stupid, they are just thick skulled.

If a Hipponoceraus charges, do you duck, or charge back while waiving a ten dollar bill?
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Feb 2004
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Throw a duck made out of ten dollar bills

Why doesn't John Kerry have his own sitcom?
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Cause big-headed white men don't get sitcoms, they only get porn deals

Why, oh why, do I see little green men stealing my coworker's computer?
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Feb 2004
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Becasue he hasn't paid his monthly comoputer payments to circiut city.

Why does Chemistry evolve more slwowly htan biology?
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Aug 1999
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Because class is 15 minutes longer

Why haven't I seen Kill Bill 2 yet?
 
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