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Moore

Mary sells sea shells by the sea shore-should she be arrested for selling on goverment land without a permit?

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When will Fez finally renounce his sinful wasy, and bow down to Jesus Lenin?

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When he marries bipolarbear and they have many ugly kids

why is the game more fun when one's answers a least have something to do with the previous question?

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damn, you beat me on the one pap


She should be executed by fart suffocation

Q: WHen will Fez renounce his sinful ways, and bow down to the almighty powers of Jesu Lenin who is seated at the right hand of Marx the Father?

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your going tooo fast!!! Your gonna crahs and kill yourself!!!!!

b/c then, Alice can find her way back through the looking glass.

Why did Id quit making new 'Keen' games?

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When Gepap takes back his previous post and sells binky to the farmer

War, what is it good for?

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Why did Id quit making new 'Keen' games?


Because the public wanted more cowbell.

for question, look above.

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Oct 2002
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Dulce et decorum.

But where do you put the French?

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With the fries

Why am I forced to take Latin, even though all of the great works are already translated, and the leader of the worlds biggest cult(the pope) is the only person who speaks in it?

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Mar 2000
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Because it's obviously an evil plot by the pope to single you out and make your life incredibly miserable.

What is the purpose of coconut shrimp?

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Because all the kewl kids do it!


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re-Tiamat:

To make the coconut lobsters feel more manly.

Should the Pope change his title to Pipdaddy Deliciouxxx?

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No, he should change it to Delux 247.

Who invented the pony tail?

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Sir Duke Earl Marquis Huggenbottomlittleforthpennywhistlejohnsonsmith
XIII. Known to his only friend as "A horses ass", hence, pony tail.

Should Elvis return?

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@ gepap......ok continue.

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No, Meatloaf and John Popper filled the fat rock star quota in his absence.

Can you please crawl out your window?

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And fall four stories? No thanks!

What do you call a male mistress?

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Mister

Why is my boss such a bastard?

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Because he's a boss. It's his job.

Where did I put my pants?

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Already wearing them.

Does keeping my nose to the grindstone ruin the lathe?

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No, but it explains what happened to Ann.

Who would win a steel cage match between Howard Dean and a kangaroo?

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Kangaroo Jack bribes the judges

Which is better, Earl of Duke, or Duke of Earl?

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I've never heard Earl of Duke, but hum a few bars and I'll tell you if I know it.

Why do socks disappear in the wash?

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It's better than the wash lost in your socks.

Why does James Earl Jones have such a deep voice?

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That G is so phat yo!

Becasue the Pope stopped having Castratos a couple centuries ago.

Wil the Indigo children be able to raise the planet's psychic vibrations in time?

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Yes, but only after sacrificing a hundred 90 year old virgins, and given the average age of poly posters is in the mid-20's, it might take a while for that to happen.

When the Aliens invade, will they ask "Take me to your leader" or "take me out to the ballgame"?

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It wouldn't make any difference, because I'm only voting for leaders who attend all ballgames!

Who's with Stupid, and why are they there if they know that Stupid is stupid?

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Jimmy Bob, since he is Stupid's brother, and he loves his brother and wants to be supportive.

What's worse, eating before swimming, or being eaten after swimming?

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Being eaten while swimming, didn't you watch any of the jaws movies?

What is the weight of the earth?

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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

42......no sorry, that's the meaning of the universe.

Why do they call it a jolly rancher?

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Becasue Gay Rancher only sells well in San Francisco

WHta must hte british and The Northern Irish do to settle their differences?

 
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