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Solomwi
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Don King of the Apolyton HLA Movement
Dec 2002
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There is a second, crumbling, evil empire, Lawrence. It has hung on despite the death of it's emperor 21 years ago, even enjoying a few moments as glorious as those it reveled in under the dead drunk, but is a shell of its former self. Recently, its sophomore pretender to the crown, Mike Shula, despite his impeccable lineage, has made it only too clear that this empire has not much longer to be a blight on our world. Welcome to the ash heap of history, University of Alabama, may you rot like the Bear.
At least his remains have been put to good use, keeping worms inebriated since 1983.
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asleepathewheel
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listening too long to one song
Mar 2002
time: 00:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Solomwi
There is a second, crumbling, evil empire, Lawrence. It has hung on despite the death of it's emperor 21 years ago, even enjoying a few moments as glorious as those it reveled in under the dead drunk, but is a shell of its former self. Recently, its sophomore pretender to the crown, Mike Shula, despite his impeccable lineage, has made it only too clear that this empire has not much longer to be a blight on our world. Welcome to the ash heap of history, University of Alabama, may you rot like the Bear.
At least his remains have been put to good use, keeping worms inebriated since 1983. |
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Drachasor
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Originally posted by Lonestar
Palpatine exploited an already crippling problem with the system. When it gets so bad that a Corporate Entity can unilaterally invade a Planet that's a memberof the Republic, then the Government is in the crapper regardless. |
I'd point out that the Trade Federation invaded *after* Palpatine gave them the OK.
-Drachasor
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Drachasor
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Originally posted by Docfeelgood
How come no one has explored these dark sided subjects?
1. The taboo incestestual lust between Luke and Lia? |
Kids these days will do anything.
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2. Are the robots homosexual? |
As futurama teaches, they are robosexual.
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3. If Darth is a-sexual then why does he/she/it need a women for offspring? |
He was heterosexual, now as a half-robot/half-man he is heterobosexual, though some call it "robertosexual".
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4. What was the foul stench lia smelled from Tarkin? |
halitosis
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5. What is the connection of only having one sith lord and one whatever you call it? Homo? |
It has to do with the peculiar ettiquette involving Sith formal dances.
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Dr Strangelove
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Originally posted by Garth Vader
His mother was just embarrased that she fell for the Jedi mind trick in some bar. |
It was Yoda wasn't it?
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Dr Strangelove
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Originally posted by Lonestar
I'd point out that no amount of "permission giving" would have mattered if the Trade Federation hadn't already built up a military superior to many, many, worlds. |
The Republic didn't have a military because it hadn't needed one for more than a thousand years. What could be sweeter than billions and billions of sentients living together in harmony with no need for weapons? If that's corruption I'll take a double dose of it, thank you! Obviously Palpitine used his dark powers to hide the growing threat. It wasn't the corruption of the Republic that led to its downfall, it was the insidious subversion from within. Oh, and the Jedi Order was nothing but a bunch of lazy lay-abouts. It was their fault too. It was their job to protect the Republic from the dark side and they failed miserably.
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