24-12-2004 16:43									#121
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thanks mate

and to you and yours

	25-12-2004 05:28									#122
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Thanks!!! Merry Christmas to you guys also!!!!

	02-01-2005 23:27									#123
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And HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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	04-01-2005 11:42									#124
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March 1801 to Lord Gunner of Spain

	04-01-2005 21:43									#125
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quote: Originally posted by Paddy the Scot March 1801 to Lord Gunner of Spain

I don't know if that's intentional..maybe you are trying to send me a covert threat? I am KING OF ENGLAND and YOU are sacking and pillaging Spain. Are you implying I'm next? Bring it on Frenchie!

March 1801 save to Sultan of Swing, Andydog.

	05-01-2005 04:14									#126
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner I don't know if that's intentional..maybe you are trying to send me a covert threat? I am KING OF ENGLAND and YOU are sacking and pillaging Spain. Are you implying I'm next? Bring it on Frenchie! March 1801 save to Sultan of Swing, Andydog.

not at all old chap

I was actually praising your nation on the marvelous help you are in Spain

and congratulations on haveing them hand over a coastal city to you

	05-01-2005 04:53									#127
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heh heh....You don't need my help. But what's up with England not getting Gibraltar????!!!!???? WTF????

There goes the key to my Mediterranean gambit.

	05-01-2005 04:57									#128
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ahh but you did get a lot of other possessions

and if ya hurry you could still get Gibraltar - well maybe

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Too many blue uniforms between me and Gibraltar!

BTW, does Spain still exist? I only see blue?

	05-01-2005 05:24									#130
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oh of course Spain still exists

it is my hope that the leadership of this fine nation will see sense soon and ceace their hostilities against my humble people

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Wow. The Iraqi Information Minister must be working for France now!

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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner Wow. The Iraqi Information Minister must be working for France now!

ahhhh I think you will find that the Iraqi chap went to one of our Universities

	05-01-2005 09:08									#133
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Lord Paddy.

The Sultans of Swing watch events in Spain with increasing concern. Please can you confirm your intentions - do you intend to return captured cites to Spain?

If not then I fear that the balance of power has tipped far too much into France's favour, and will be holding urgent talks with other world leaders to determine how to contain French aggression.

I trust you will provide a speedy response.

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Oh indeed



these lands are Spains not Frances

we just be meeting their aggressian head on



do you feel the need to attack your friend in these times of trouble

	05-01-2005 09:32									#135
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The sultan has difficulty accepting that it is really necessary to take control of all these cities, as you have done, to meet Spains supposed agression head on.

Perhaps you could alleviate our fears by returning all cities next turn and withdrawing your troops from Spain. I'm sure the Spanish would be only too pleased to accept peace under these circumstances?

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Certainly

oh you do jest

I will soon redraw the map of spain

but it will not be next turn

it will be at a time suitable to the needs of France, of course

	05-01-2005 09:36									#137
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I see.

Well then perhaps you could tell us exactly when you intend to return their cities?

	05-01-2005 09:40									#138
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not at all sure old chap

but my expansion has almost ended

how goes your missions

	07-01-2005 00:00									#139
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Paddy it seems your expansion will only finish with the anihalation of the Spanish people, we the Russians are certain the Spanish would offer a peace deal by now.

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	07-01-2005 01:00									#140
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well yes... unfortunatly they now refuse to talk to me

I seem to have gone too far....

what do you suggest

May 1801 to Lord Gunner

	07-01-2005 01:04									#141
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what a load of bollocks.

I don't know about the rest of you world leaders but the Sultan has no doubt that the bloodthirsty French not only started the war, but intends to finish it with the total destruction of Spain with no plans to vacate their lands, despite all the t!t pulling he's given us so far.

Surely I'm not the only one here who can see this?? What's the matter with you people!!

	07-01-2005 01:27									#142
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quote: Originally posted by Andydog what a load of bollocks. I don't know about the rest of you world leaders but the Sultan has no doubt that the bloodthirsty French not only started the war, but intends to finish it with the total destruction of Spain with no plans to vacate their lands, despite all the t!t pulling he's given us so far. Surely I'm not the only one here who can see this?? What's the matter with you people!!

Mighty Lords of Europe,

Thank you for your consideration and patience in this turbulent time in the far western peninsula.

France has spent considerable resources in this time of anarchy and rebelion of the sepratists.

This time is quite rightly coming to an end, and again, your patience is much appreciatted. Soon you will again be able to reopen trade with these happy peoples.

In much splendor and Grand style, My Lord Emperor Napoleon, has appointed his brother the King of Spain

You would be pleased to know that the mighty King of Spain is happy and content with the the reunification of the Grand Aquitaine Empire.

France and Spain extend greetings and pleasure in the actions of their British allies as they once again regain control of their Portugeuse holdings.

France and Spain extend great thanks to the mighty Empire of Russia for their valued assistance in this worthwhile situation.

Now Mighty Suultain of the East, just why do you rumble and grumbe so loudle? Have we attacked your people? Have we grown any bigger than any other nation in Europe... why no we have not. Please let it be known that the Aquitaine Empire is of the same size as our Mighty Russian Allies.

So what is your issue? Could it be that the Emperor of Austria no longer bows at your feet? Is it true that you now must send vaste chests of gold and silks to stop the Austrian Hussars from relocating your Palace into Damascus?

Or is it that your feet have that uncontrolable itch that comes of old socks?

How be your camals Old Suultain? Do you really have the hours to tend to the politics of Europe, what when your flocks of goats and being tended by Kurdish warriors around their camp fires. Do you really care of our dealings that you need make such a fuss, or are you just provoking issues to start fights between the leaders of the true Europe?

Oh you are quite worked up about this are you not old Suultain?

Well we here in Paris hope you will calm your itch in your feet, and that you will again regain the tongue of a friend, and not by cutting it from his mouth.

May peace and friendship reign throughout our lands and our peoples

May trade prosper for all

Paddy
Marechal of France

	07-01-2005 01:29									#143
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LOL

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Maybe the old Suultain has gone to his tent early tonight

He may have an early day herding in his camels...

now did ya hear the one of the fleas of 1000 camels?

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That's quite a post there, Emperor Paddy!

Is their no resolution to this international conflict? Let us not all rush to war gentlemen. Is their no middle ground?

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	07-01-2005 10:04									#146
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quote: Originally posted by Shogun Gunner That's quite a post there, Emperor Paddy! Is their no resolution to this international conflict? Let us not all rush to war gentlemen. Is their no middle ground?

oh of course there is resolution

Lord Gunner, please pay no mind to these quiet diplomatic ramblings of the old Suultain and myself

We mean no real harm

of course we know the old Suultain is just quite jealous he could not make the Spainish party, what with his prior commitments and all that

by the way old Suultain, how are those goats going?

	12-01-2005 00:36									#147
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Paddy you truly are a rascal. Looks like I’m going to have to spend a good bit of time on this one, will try to get to it tonight. All depends on how the little one copes with his first night back at home from hospital.

PS – having re-read a few of my posts above, I hope they don’t come across as being too aggressive – I wrote them all with a smile! Should have added more winks in.

	12-01-2005 10:43									#148
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Me a rascal... you are way too kind

well time can be hard to gather together when you harem keep delivering children to your royal court

and good Suultain, it is all good

especially here in the Grand Aquitaine Empire

	12-01-2005 17:02									#149
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I'm pleased you have noticed the concern of your fellow neighbours, even if Sultan Andydog's wit is a bit on the tasteless side. I’m afraid those Ottomans have the hilarity of a Turkey, I can only imagine those falafels and kebabs must be influencing his humour.


But more to the point, my advisor Rasputin has informed me that your expansion in Spain is causing a major imbalance in Location Victory Points.

Now even though the Russian people have never taken to that Latin music trash preferring instead the Barynya, we would hate to see a fellow civilization with their own unique and respected cultural identity erased off the map.

Has your imperialist expansion not gone far enough, surely the French want world peace and Prosperity? I propose we gather at the magnificent Versailles to discuss the peaceful return of the Spanish cities.

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I have stated several time that I have stopped

if you look to your maps you will see negative growth